Justadesperatewifeandmom
digital demi-god
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- Aug 6, 2017
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So the mods got my thread again, but ya know, I frequently get off on the whole sharing thing, so I have started again because I really want to share today
My first thread is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1466378
My second is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=89625626
My most current index covers up to page 37 of thread 2 (thanks Fred), after that, if you want more nudity, you are stuck sifting through my randomness http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90052702&postcount=983
For those that don't know me already, I am pretty much your average everyday middle aged chick, with a career, family, etc etc.... ok maybe I am not quite average. I enjoy being totally dorkilicious, pushing the boundaries of the status quo, and exhibitionism. Feel free to ask me questions and just discuss random shit here, I don't bite (hard). Funny is always preferred and everyone is welcome.
Now, a common question is why my user name. I originally created an account to write (which will actually never happen), but in case I ever got there, I wanted people to understand where the story was coming from. That would be from a chick who is just another cliché that you see everywhere. I was trying to get across the desperate housewife syndrome aspect, but saying housewife would be minimizing housewives as at least I have a soul sucking corporate job to have adult like interactions at. Despite how hard and how long I fought it, I am still sometimes at Target. You see us everywhere though, but especially Target. The housewives might actually be on day 3 of the same t-shirt and yoga pants. You ask us what our hobbies are and you get a blank look like we don't understand English. Clarify with what do you like to do, and still the blank look. Why? because it has been so long that we have forgotten. Honestly, we lost ourselves and have no idea when. We just deal with responsibilities. We go to our jobs or deal with the rugrats, take them to their activities, cook meals, run errands, and clean on weekends. If we can steal some time once every three months to see a friend, it is combined with household supply shopping at Target. We might bring the kids, because if we don't, we haven't even arrived before a husband is texting about how long it has been or something about the kids. Anyway Target, we talk about what the kids are up to, then the husbands, if we both work, we talk about work, then maybe the recent Greys or OITNB...then what. My friend and I actually make up ridiculous stories about those around us. We have already shared our old stories, and we don't have much new. That is the cliché I was implying. What I am desperate for is new experiences. Sure, that could be one night with a new person, but it is deeper than that. I guess what I am desperate for is freedom and time to enjoy it. I am pretty good at stealing little bits of time here and there, and keeping things as interesting and fun as I can, as you will see here, but I am still a bit cliché. Just another chick at Target like all the rest.
Also side note, guys looking for chicks, have you tried Target? It is full of painfully bored women looking to take home something they totally don't need just for something new, different, and exciting to do. Might be a good place to look.
Now, I come and go from Lit from time to time. I am fine. First thing to understand is I do this because it turns me on. Sometimes I am just not in the mood to be turned on. Every couple weeks, it would actually be better if someone tossed a chocolate bar at me, than ran away while checking “fed spawn of Satan” off their to do list. I am also a white collar employee with projects and a wife and mother with family. I don’t always have time to be here. If I have disappeared for more than the customary bitchy week, I am still ok, I am just enjoying shopping. Do not worry about me. If you must worry, worry about my FedEx guy, my UPS guy, and my mail lady, because they are getting hammered.
Anyway, here are a few of my favorites since joining lit
my first indecent picture
http://i.imgur.com/h71XDbgl.jpg
my first indecent video and the picture that spurred it (I didn't originally intend to make a video, just wanted to take a couple racy pictures)
http://i.imgur.com/D2wTWsJl.jpg
don't we all like to watch some crazy middle aged chick finger herself
https://www.***********/s/06eo9hrj085wnhg/2017-10-3-18-42-35.mp4?dl=0
nude in my work cubical because awesome that I totally got away with it
http://i.imgur.com/UaqH0QRl.jpg
yes I can lick my own nipple
http://i.imgur.com/MMGpBJ5.gif
Even while I am at work
http://i.imgur.com/jCDv4ux.gif
I am a big wine fan
http://i.imgur.com/2nlu0xtl.jpg
And I like being silly
http://i.imgur.com/yJqt1DU.gif
https://www.***********/s/ff7v4yhb2n11h0r/V_20190119_1519062.mp4?dl=0
http://i.imgur.com/EOh2evq.gif
I also love shopping, especially for slutty clothing with a bit of an edge
http://i.imgur.com/jrGryCVl.jpg
And almost all of my pictures and taken discretely in closets and bathrooms and that is how I have to roll.
http://i.imgur.com/9u4HyS3l.jpg
Thanks for viewing, I do sharing
My first thread is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1466378
My second is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=89625626
My most current index covers up to page 37 of thread 2 (thanks Fred), after that, if you want more nudity, you are stuck sifting through my randomness http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90052702&postcount=983
For those that don't know me already, I am pretty much your average everyday middle aged chick, with a career, family, etc etc.... ok maybe I am not quite average. I enjoy being totally dorkilicious, pushing the boundaries of the status quo, and exhibitionism. Feel free to ask me questions and just discuss random shit here, I don't bite (hard). Funny is always preferred and everyone is welcome.
Now, a common question is why my user name. I originally created an account to write (which will actually never happen), but in case I ever got there, I wanted people to understand where the story was coming from. That would be from a chick who is just another cliché that you see everywhere. I was trying to get across the desperate housewife syndrome aspect, but saying housewife would be minimizing housewives as at least I have a soul sucking corporate job to have adult like interactions at. Despite how hard and how long I fought it, I am still sometimes at Target. You see us everywhere though, but especially Target. The housewives might actually be on day 3 of the same t-shirt and yoga pants. You ask us what our hobbies are and you get a blank look like we don't understand English. Clarify with what do you like to do, and still the blank look. Why? because it has been so long that we have forgotten. Honestly, we lost ourselves and have no idea when. We just deal with responsibilities. We go to our jobs or deal with the rugrats, take them to their activities, cook meals, run errands, and clean on weekends. If we can steal some time once every three months to see a friend, it is combined with household supply shopping at Target. We might bring the kids, because if we don't, we haven't even arrived before a husband is texting about how long it has been or something about the kids. Anyway Target, we talk about what the kids are up to, then the husbands, if we both work, we talk about work, then maybe the recent Greys or OITNB...then what. My friend and I actually make up ridiculous stories about those around us. We have already shared our old stories, and we don't have much new. That is the cliché I was implying. What I am desperate for is new experiences. Sure, that could be one night with a new person, but it is deeper than that. I guess what I am desperate for is freedom and time to enjoy it. I am pretty good at stealing little bits of time here and there, and keeping things as interesting and fun as I can, as you will see here, but I am still a bit cliché. Just another chick at Target like all the rest.
Also side note, guys looking for chicks, have you tried Target? It is full of painfully bored women looking to take home something they totally don't need just for something new, different, and exciting to do. Might be a good place to look.
Now, I come and go from Lit from time to time. I am fine. First thing to understand is I do this because it turns me on. Sometimes I am just not in the mood to be turned on. Every couple weeks, it would actually be better if someone tossed a chocolate bar at me, than ran away while checking “fed spawn of Satan” off their to do list. I am also a white collar employee with projects and a wife and mother with family. I don’t always have time to be here. If I have disappeared for more than the customary bitchy week, I am still ok, I am just enjoying shopping. Do not worry about me. If you must worry, worry about my FedEx guy, my UPS guy, and my mail lady, because they are getting hammered.
Anyway, here are a few of my favorites since joining lit
my first indecent picture
http://i.imgur.com/h71XDbgl.jpg
my first indecent video and the picture that spurred it (I didn't originally intend to make a video, just wanted to take a couple racy pictures)
http://i.imgur.com/D2wTWsJl.jpg
don't we all like to watch some crazy middle aged chick finger herself
https://www.***********/s/06eo9hrj085wnhg/2017-10-3-18-42-35.mp4?dl=0
nude in my work cubical because awesome that I totally got away with it
http://i.imgur.com/UaqH0QRl.jpg
yes I can lick my own nipple
http://i.imgur.com/MMGpBJ5.gif
Even while I am at work
http://i.imgur.com/jCDv4ux.gif
I am a big wine fan
http://i.imgur.com/2nlu0xtl.jpg
And I like being silly
http://i.imgur.com/yJqt1DU.gif
https://www.***********/s/ff7v4yhb2n11h0r/V_20190119_1519062.mp4?dl=0
http://i.imgur.com/EOh2evq.gif
I also love shopping, especially for slutty clothing with a bit of an edge
http://i.imgur.com/jrGryCVl.jpg
And almost all of my pictures and taken discretely in closets and bathrooms and that is how I have to roll.
http://i.imgur.com/9u4HyS3l.jpg
Thanks for viewing, I do sharing
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And your pics!
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