Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[tallguy78]

well as it turns out my tits are indeed bigger than my middle finger

http://i.imgur.com/fcZYCIjl.jpg

Yeah, that is just for those guys who walk around bitching about beach ball tits, damn it. because apparently it is not confirmed I have beach ball tits. Though maybe I am excluded because I only have beach balls strapped to my chest in a bra, otherwise they are more beach balls on my abdomen. or there is the whole cone torpedo titty bras instead....does that change anything, are big torpedo tits more appropriate? And yeah, the guys who walk around here bitching about the body types of the ampic posters in general can suck my middle too. My god, you could just not look rather than look and whine. Generally, whining about what you are seeing stops at about 2 years old, when you learn to change what you are looking at. It is super simple. Look, if you need help learning how to use the internet, just ask a 5 year old. They can help you, and maybe even give you a sticker if you manage to excel at it. I can assure people that me being a kind of slutty bitch has nothing to do with my breast growth, because there would be a lot more really big tits walking around. just saying.

And thank you guys who hung out for the laughs. I had fun. I am out of pictures, just could not get the cat to sleep in my bra. Oh, and a special thanks to the fruit fuckers out there, the reddit stories just made my day. I am still laughing.

and yeah, you know I am still going to be on reddit doing fuck all the rest of the day, well except sitting in my cube laughing like a hyena

As always, great pics and you never fail to entertain!

 

[mobleedzblue]

well as it turns out my tits are indeed bigger than my middle finger

http://i.imgur.com/fcZYCIjl.jpg

Yeah, that is just for those guys who walk around bitching about beach ball tits, damn it. because apparently it is not confirmed I have beach ball tits. Though maybe I am excluded because I only have beach balls strapped to my chest in a bra, otherwise they are more beach balls on my abdomen. or there is the whole cone torpedo titty bras instead....does that change anything, are big torpedo tits more appropriate? And yeah, the guys who walk around here bitching about the body types of the ampic posters in general can suck my middle too. My god, you could just not look rather than look and whine. Generally, whining about what you are seeing stops at about 2 years old, when you learn to change what you are looking at. It is super simple. Look, if you need help learning how to use the internet, just ask a 5 year old. They can help you, and maybe even give you a sticker if you manage to excel at it. I can assure people that me being a kind of slutty bitch has nothing to do with my breast growth, because there would be a lot more really big tits walking around. just saying.

And thank you guys who hung out for the laughs. I had fun. I am out of pictures, just could not get the cat to sleep in my bra. Oh, and a special thanks to the fruit fuckers out there, the reddit stories just made my day. I am still laughing.

and yeah, you know I am still going to be on reddit doing fuck all the rest of the day, well except sitting in my cube laughing like a hyena

That's the trophy I'd like for winning, made from one of these pictures.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'd like to compare something next to or between them. It's definitely bigger than your middle finger.....

 

[Paul_Chance]

It was certainly an entertaining morning, I was laughing out loud more than once.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

As always, great pics and you never fail to entertain!

thank you, and I try.

That's the trophy I'd like for winning, made from one of these pictures.

haha. well I don't know, I seem to recall you underestimating my tits there for a few minutes

I'd like to compare something next to or between them. It's definitely bigger than your middle finger.....

mmm, but just remember, object next to my tits often look smaller. At least, they are usually bigger than they appear.

It was certainly an entertaining morning, I was laughing out loud more than once.

glad you found it entertaining, so did I. and there aren't many ways better to spend a morning than laughing (fine, fucking might be one, a tongue in my cunt another, but this is easier at work). hopefully your coworkers were totally side eyeing you wondering what you were laughing at

 

[ratherabsurd1]

well thanks, I am still giving a large amount of credit to the coconutters for my laughs today.

But eh, either way, I like being silly, I love to laugh, this week is a pretty serious one at work, so I am glad to be able to not take things seriously.

I need your silly . I am silly too but it is not working well this week

 

[mobleedzblue]

I went 2 and 1, you can smother me with them and your ass for punishment for doubting them once. Never again.

 

[kdunn762012]

Look John Holmes would look small next to your tits. I just need to experience that. Besides it's time to shine is where i put it afterwards.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I need your silly . I am silly too but it is not working well this week

and why is that? is it really not working out, are you just overthinking it, somewhere in between?

I went 2 and 1, you can smother me with them and your ass for punishment for doubting them once. Never again.

haha. you want me to smother you, do you?

Look John Holmes would look small next to your tits. I just need to experience that. Besides it's time to shine is where i put it afterwards.

lol, maybe, alas we will never know. new experiences are always good though. we all need new experiences. lord knows I do.

 

[mobleedzblue]

I would enjoy it and then some.

 

[kdunn762012]

New experiences can be very full-filling.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would enjoy it and then some.

haha, are you supposed to enjoy smothering, or is that some sort of kink fetish that I can find a hilarious reddit community on?

New experiences can be very full-filling.

the new full feeling experiences are the best kind. oh wait, that isn't correct, or is it, eh fuck it, works for me.

 

[kdunn762012]

Fuck it? You read my mind.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fuck it? You read my mind.

Hey, maybe I am psychic. Or maybe....
Nah, will take credit for psychic super powers. Just for today.

 

[mobleedzblue]

I'd enjoy being smothered by you, dont you worry. What isnt a link fetish.....pretty much everything is.

 

[kdunn762012]

I want to fuck you. Yes you're Carnac reincarnated.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'd enjoy being smothered by you, dont you worry. What isnt a link fetish.....pretty much everything is.

well, then smothering you with my tits and ass seems the only polite thing to do

I want to fuck you. Yes you're Carnac reincarnated.

.

mmmm, hey wait, are you mocking or underestimating my psychic power

 

[kdunn762012]

Um whatever gets me into your panties. So let's go with the latter. Besides I'd never mock someone who could knock me out with their tits.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Um whatever gets me into your panties. So let's go with the latter. Besides I'd never mock someone who could knock me out with their tits.

so now you are just telling me what you think I want to here in order to get into my e-panties, while being careful to avoid the oh so intimidating titty attack?

eh, good strategy, I can totally respect that.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'm no dummy. Just a perv.

 

[xythunder]

Just curious - does telling you what you want to hear actually get one into your e-panties?

 

[EctoJohn]

so next up, in which is bigger, Justa's tits or a beach ball?

I was gonna say your tits anyway, but I see that question has been answered.

anyway, last item on justa's tits so far today. which is bigger, justa's tits or justa's middle finger?

lol, Physically it's obvious, but I bet your middle finger knows how to make just as big of an impact.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Have I ever mentioned how much I love your breasts? Because I really love your breasts. I don't think I can undersell the fact how much I truly love your breasts. They are magnificent, and while they may be larger than a watermelon or beachball, I wouldn't have them any other way

 

[mobleedzblue]

Yes, please be very polite while smothering me. Hope you dont mind if I use my tongue.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm no dummy. Just a perv.

haha. well a smart perv is always the better choice

Just curious - does telling you what you want to hear actually get one into your e-panties?

well that is such a loaded question, and now I will probably ramble.

ok, first where is the e-panty line. like I know some people never ever share pictures or video, so is going down that road considered e-panties for them. or people like me who share all the time, what is my e-panties? The dirty messages with video I send, live video chats, live voice chats. what if I am on a live cam talking to you while you get off, but I am sitting outside at a picnic table at work dressed. where they hell are my e-panties exactly?

Let's put aside the fact that I have no idea where my e-panties are and maybe I have lost them. In general, a good step towards actually getting into someone's pants is saying what the want to hear, with a big caveat. You actually need to be saying what they want to hear, not what you think they want to hear, and you need to deliver it convincingly so actually meaning it is probably best.

Now, maybe I am tricky or maybe I am easy. What do you think I want to hear?

Would it surprise you, that some of the men who are the sexiest to me, well what I really noticed was for example when that guy said "fuck you" to me, and that one called me a cunt? No, it isn't dirty talk, no it wasn't attacking either.

ok, when people tell women what the want to hear, what is the facade's often put up?

Well some men go with what they have and who they know. Fancy cars, fancy trips. whatever. It means very little to me. I make my own money, and I don't buy the fancy shit. My husband was literally homeless when I met him. What you have means very little me.

Next, wooing with romance and dinners and compliments and white knighting. Well I'd rather be with a man having a burger, a beer, and him telling me I am a complete pain in the ass when I am. Also, I really don't need you to protect me. Don't jump to my defense, grab pop corn while going "oooh, he is in trouble now"

I like funny. I like real. I like someone who challenges me. I am not talking intellectually either. Yes, I am white collar, and kind of far up that food chain. I actually prefer blue collar. I don't want you to impress me with your education, you position, whatever. I like someone who challenges me psychologically, runs against the grain, my predictions, I like someone who believes I am fully capable of accomplishing anything I want or need. And will laugh at my failures with me, while I dust myself off and try again.

So, sure, if you say the right things, you can probably get into my e-panties, once I find them, but only if you actually say what I want to hear, and not what you think I want to hear because I have a vagina. Again, funny, real, doesn't ignore my faults, but uses them to tease me, makes a lot of jokes, usually inappropriate, who laughs a lot, who doesn't treat me like I am weaker than them until they have proven I am weaker than them in that area (then tease me about it). Come at me with chivalry and class and sweet lines of bullshit, eh. try to impress me with how great you are because all you have, eh. probably won't work. unless it is like 2am, I'd drunk, and you are there. then it might.