Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[Jada59]

Has been going around his neighborhood planting pansies in people's flower beds to spread good cheer!

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has been going around his neighborhood planting pansies in people's flower beds to spread good cheer!

Won an award for unjustified excessive optimism.

 

[Taegul]

He blitzed a pet store and freed all the animals within. Most escaped safe enough, but the fish didn't fair too well on the sidewalk.

 

[jasonmason]

He blitzed a pet store and freed all the animals within. Most escaped safe enough, but the fish didn't fair too well on the sidewalk.

Discovered a cure for a previously incurable disease.

 

[ashesatwork]

Discovered a cure for a previously incurable disease.

was in an ice cram eatting contest.

 

[jasonmason]

was in an ice cram eatting contest.

Broke the internet by posting her pic, so many wanted to see her beauty, it caused a system overload.

 

[Paul_Chance]

“Man rescues alligator from ravening chihuahuas. Film at 11.”

 

[DeckardNYC]

“Man rescues alligator from ravening chihuahuas. Film at 11.”

Suspected to be Frank Morris, who escaped from Alcatraz in 1962.

 

[Jada59]

Suspected to be Frank Morris, who escaped from Alcatraz in 1962.

Invented an instant poodle washing and grooming machine.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Invented an instant poodle washing and grooming machine.

Cat-napped by Evil Forces

 

[DeckardNYC]

Cat-napped by Evil Forces

Fell into a barrel of scotch, and while he could have simply stood up, he chose to drink his way out.

 

[neakman]

Fell into a barrel of scotch, and while he could have simply stood up, he chose to drink his way out.

likes to wear six pair of underwear to start the week, take one off each day and then go Commando on Sunday.

 

[DeckardNYC]

likes to wear six pair of underwear to start the week, take one off each day and then go Commando on Sunday.

Arrested for peeping in my window as I dressed this morning.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Action News Alert: Hobo living under the boardwalk connected to several pet thefts. Story at eleven. What? We already ran that story? Can we say he's now attacking people and eating them? Yeah, like a zombie. Okay, cool.

THIS JUST IN: THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US. RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

 

[Paul_Chance]

Action News Alert: Hobo living under the boardwalk connected to several pet thefts. Story at eleven.

Hahaha - that is a good one, made me laugh out loud.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hahaha - that is a good one, made me laugh out loud.

Broke the rules in a thread on literotica.

 

[Karabare]

Broke the rules in a thread on literotica.

Sold a bridge in Brooklyn

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sold a bridge in Brooklyn

Tried to charge tolls on the bridge she claims she bought in Brooklyn.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tried to charge tolls on the bridge she claims she bought in Brooklyn.

Grew a tree in Brooklyn.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Grew a tree in Brooklyn.

Chained himself to a tree to save it from being cut down . . . at a christmas tree farm.

 

[ashesatwork]

Chained himself to a tree to save it from being cut down . . . at a christmas tree farm.

fell asleep on the beach while 6 kids covered them in sand and they couldnt get out

 

[DeckardNYC]

fell asleep on the beach while 6 kids covered them in sand and they couldnt get out

Likes to scare visitors from the city by covering herself with fake blood, holding a big knife and declaring she is one of the original Children of the Corn.

 

[Mrtenant]

Streaker wearing a Trump mask

 

[DeckardNYC]

Streaker wearing a Trump mask

Streaker wearing a Hillary mask...

 

[kurrginatorX]

It has been found out that the worlds first successfully cloned human, known as Model DeckardNYC, has actually been cloned twenty times over. If you spot one near a post, call 9-1-1 immediately.