Why Is The Person Below You A Big Perv?
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This is kind of true...
TPBMIABP because they keep trying to find a pair of invisibility glasses that actually work.
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This is kind of true...
TPBMIABP because they keep trying to find a pair of invisibility glasses that actually work.
Ahem, there is a reason why I'm never seen without glasses, ya know.
TPBMIABP because they buy coconut oil in bulk.
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TPBMIABP because they have a standing order at the hardware store for rope and chain
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TPBMIABP because despite all the very, very excellent and helpful psychiatric advice he's getting from his super smart
and ridiculously pretty
sex therapist, his patient status is still listed as CHRONIC in her files. 
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TPBMIABP because despite all the very, very excellent and helpful psychiatric advice he's getting from his super smart
and ridiculously pretty
TPBMIABP because they often forget to remove the clothespins from their nipples before going out in public wearing a T-shirt.
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Well, I did once wear a steel cockring to a secure facility with a metal detector at the gate. Remembered just as I got there.
THPBMIABP because they leave coins on the ground and wait on a bench nearby to watch the butt off the person who picks it up.
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Oh, now that's entirely untrue! I leave dollar bills. I'm not a cheapskate, thank you very much!
THPBMIABP because they installed an automatic spa-lube faucet dispenser next to their hot tub.
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TPBMIABPB they leave used condoms on metrobuses and trains just to get a reaction from others standing around in a crowded area.
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TPBMIABPB they only masturbate to photos and videos of themselves.
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Because they’ve used jello as an edible during intimacy
AND whipped cream. Don't forget the whipped cream.
TPBMIABPB erotic is using a feather; perverted is using the whole chicken.
Please note: no chickens were harmed in the making of this post.
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Because they’ve used jello as an edible during intimacy
TPBMIABP because they can control their breathing while being fingered in public and orgasms silently .
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And believe me it is difficult to orgasm silently.
TPBMIABP because they've been spotted getting intimate with Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia.
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Because s/he lies in waiting for the slightest glimpse of "da goods"
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Because they can only get off while watching other people have sex.
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S/he always smells like day old sex.
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I suspect they can't stop thinking about me..
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He keeps asking the ladies to sit in ‘his lap’
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