Why Is The Person Below You A Big Perv?

HBergeron

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Because they bought specially made tiny handcuffs for their Barbie Dolls.
 
You've been peeking!

Because they have spare batteries hidden all over the house

This is kind of true...:)

TPBMIABP because they keep trying to find a pair of invisibility glasses that actually work.
 
This is kind of true...:)

TPBMIABP because they keep trying to find a pair of invisibility glasses that actually work.

Ahem, there is a reason why I'm never seen without glasses, ya know.

TPBMIABP because they buy coconut oil in bulk.
 
TPBMIABP because they have a standing order at the hardware store for rope and chain


TPBMIABP because despite all the very, very excellent and helpful psychiatric advice he's getting from his super smart :rolleyes:
and ridiculously pretty :rolleyes: sex therapist, his patient status is still listed as CHRONIC in her files. :D
 
TPBMIABP because despite all the very, very excellent and helpful psychiatric advice he's getting from his super smart :rolleyes:
and ridiculously pretty :rolleyes: sex therapist, his patient status is still listed as CHRONIC in her files. :D

TPBMIABP because they often forget to remove the clothespins from their nipples before going out in public wearing a T-shirt.
 
TPBMIABP because they often forget to remove the clothespins from their nipples before going out in public wearing a T-shirt.

Well, I did once wear a steel cockring to a secure facility with a metal detector at the gate. Remembered just as I got there.

THPBMIABP because they leave coins on the ground and wait on a bench nearby to watch the butt off the person who picks it up.
 
Well, I did once wear a steel cockring to a secure facility with a metal detector at the gate. Remembered just as I got there.

THPBMIABP because they leave coins on the ground and wait on a bench nearby to watch the butt off the person who picks it up.

Oh, now that's entirely untrue! I leave dollar bills. I'm not a cheapskate, thank you very much!

THPBMIABP because they installed an automatic spa-lube faucet dispenser next to their hot tub.
 
Oh, now that's entirely untrue! I leave dollar bills. I'm not a cheapskate, thank you very much!

THPBMIABP because they installed an automatic spa-lube faucet dispenser next to their hot tub.

TPBMIABPB they leave used condoms on metrobuses and trains just to get a reaction from others standing around in a crowded area.
 
☺️

Because they’ve used jello as an edible during intimacy

AND whipped cream. Don't forget the whipped cream.

TPBMIABPB erotic is using a feather; perverted is using the whole chicken.

Please note: no chickens were harmed in the making of this post.
 
TPBMIABP because they can control their breathing while being fingered in public and orgasms silently .

And believe me it is difficult to orgasm silently.

TPBMIABP because they've been spotted getting intimate with Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia.
 
The person below me is a big perv because they came here looking to get below anyone they could specifically to be a perv. ;) :D
 
Because they're always buying courgettes, turnips, carrots and cucumbers, but I've never once seen 'em eat a salad.
 
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