Litty Titty Committee- Get Your Tits Authenticated

[Lord Pmann]

Have you ever wanted to have your tits certified and authenticated? But you don't really know who to ask? You've searched far and wide for evaluations and you've only come up short? The only committee you know of is the Itty Bitty Titty Committe, but your tits don't really fall into that category? Well, look no further. This Litty Titty Committee is filled with qualified experts who will certify your tits.

We have trained our committee to be the best in the business. This is not just some idiot in a bar or frathouse with some arbitrary rating system. We examine weight, hang, shape, relative size go a melon, softness and other, proprietary criteria to help determine their ratings. You'll get a certificate of authenticity. You can feel free to post this in your Lit profile or Tinder or whatever the fuck you kids use these days to get your giblets wet.

Now, we certify other body parts (no dicks) as well. But our specialty is breasts.

Potential submittor, maybe you're saying, this sounds like it's too good to be true. You'll do this, FOR FREE?! It is a free service. We only ask that you pay it forward.

We also do other things, like give advice about tits. Or about your dating life. Or about how to get those pesky cum stains off of your couch.

Consider us the Ann Landers of tits and stuff.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<waits patiently for her first specimen>

 

[Wildfly11]

Authentication

Gone fishing.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are you on the evaluation committee lol. Are you a dick assesser?

I *clap* don't *clap* do *clap* dicks! I made that very clear in my posting. No dicks.

And of course I'm on the evaluation committee. I'm the Pope of Tits.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I sent you mine yesterday, beauty.

10/10 gloriousness

✔certified real

 

[Suz_anne]

Before the citizens of Lit bare their breasts for your evaluation, don't you think it might be appropriate to get a sample analysis?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Apparently people don't understand how this fucking committee works.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Before the citizens of Lit bare their breasts for your evaluation, don't you think it might be appropriate to get a sample analysis?

Your link is broken.

 

[Suz_anne]

Your link is broken.

Let's see if this works....

https://a.safefaststatic.com/thumbs/462000/462140/300x170/1.jpg

 

[TheMrBurns]

Is this service exclusive to women or can men authenticate their man tities as well? Asking for a friend.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Who's on the commititee? Is there a formal process? I need to know things.

I'm staging a coup...

 

[Suz_anne]

Man Titties, Man Titties, Man Titties, Man Titties, Man Titties!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Let's see if this works....

https://a.safefaststatic.com/thumbs/462000/462140/300x170/1.jpg

Access denied. Do you know how many times I've seen that in regards to tits?

You're fucking with me aren't you?

 

[DeckardNYC]

Apparently people don't understand how this fucking committee works.

Hmmm, fucking by committee. No, I think I'll just keep on my own, thanks.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who's on the commititee? Is there a formal process? I need to know things.

Yes. You send a pic and I post them here and rate them. Or, you post them here. It's so simple, a nice titted monkey could do it.

We also evaluate monkey tits.

Is this service exclusive to women or can men authenticate their man tities as well? Asking for a friend.

Sure. Yours get a B+.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Access denied. Do you know how many times I've seen that in regards to tits?

You're fucking with me aren't you?

Oh dear...

<pats head>

 

[Lord Pmann]

SMN is a good candidate.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Seeking certification for some hot pink.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I saw the thread title and immediately knew, Pmann’s back.

I take this as a compliment.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<----Click.

I was getting ready to link this in my Show Your Chest thread because it could use a good bump (or a bad one, depending on the rating). But this works, too.

<gulp>

 

[Lord Pmann]

Seeking certification for some hot pink.

B+, bro.

 

[Suz_anne]

Seeking certification for some hot pink.

B+, bro.

I'm not on the committee, but I say A!

And I love that the first titties were man titties.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Seeking certification for some hot pink.

Hell.... yes...
Where are my $1s

 

[TheMrBurns]

A bit less pink, a bit more hairy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

<----Click.

I was getting ready to link this in my Show Your Chest thread because it could use a good bump (or a bad one, depending on the rating). But this works, too.

So...

These were some Grade A Boobs. Here is how we evaluated them.

Size: 9/10. They are nice and full. They would overflow in the hands. They look like they could be easily weighed on some type of scale.

Shape: 10/10. Now, you maybe got some undeserved points for holding them up to your chest, but who cares.

Visibility:5/10. This is where you took a hit. Fuck those hands.

Willingness to Share: 10/10

Pmann's Arbitrary Rating: 56/60

So you're at a 90, which is an A. Very good. You could get up to an A+, with just a few tweaks.