If you could have any celebrity for one night what would you do?

[PollyoxideBlonde]

It doesn’t matter if the celebrity is from the past or is very much in the present. What, and more importantly, who, would you pick and what would you do with them if you had them for one night only! Let your imagination run wild, I’m excited to read your responses. X

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd enjoy the deliciously naked company of Kat Dennings. And pretend we're recently married or some conjugal shit like that.

http://thefappening.pro/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kat-Dennings-Nude-The-Fappening-pro-2.jpg

https://celeb.gate.cc/media/cache/original/upload/7/9/79dc1abc7e.jpg

and why?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/c2/07/4bc2070573acd2665efcff0d1ba2e544.gif

 

[Hosebloke]

Demi Moore from Disclosure
We would office fuck

 

[MNGuy]

Lucy Lawless from her Xena days.

I'd be the dom, she would be the sub.

 

[stickygirl]

Matt Damon

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Probably a threesome with Playboy-era Jaime Pressly & Wolf of Wall Street-era Margot Robbie.

https://i.imgur.com/26yfUT4.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/EnTXdwY.gif http://i.imgur.com/wBNVElf.gif

...or Allison Brie & Gillian Anderson back in their Community heyday.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7f/2d/28/7f2d288c4f210b0b7824adfd0e810a7c.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/06/9e/b8/069eb8b122902da85baecf9f28f4900e.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/cnGtGGCiBHMJy/giphy.gif

https://i.imgur.com/SEjHHJq.png?1

 

[BotanyBoy]

I'd have them doing yard work.

Preferably while I sat here consuming a nice meal and fucking with the SJW loonz.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I'd grind against Jason Momoa's abs until I came a couple hundred times.

 

[nowisthetime]

Just one?

The slut in me would have Dak P. scissor me till we both explode. You know he has those strong football play thighs, providing for great thrusting action, hitting the spot.

Just one, though????

 

[pointless]

i'd let them go. i aint going to fucking prison for kidnapping, you sick fuck.

 

[Salacious_B_Crumb]

i'd let them go. i aint going to fucking prison for kidnapping, you sick fuck.

If you never let them go then no worries. Just sayin'.

 

[ryan8558]

psychopath

 

[Boxlicker101]

Assuming she was willing, Traci Lords on her 18th birthday.

 

[Salacious_B_Crumb]

psychopath

Alleged psychopath

 

[dolf]

I'd have Gordon Ramsay cook for me, whilst I followed him around the kitchen, yelling at him, screaming insults in his face, and throwing stuff around him.

 

[Salacious_B_Crumb]

I'd have Gordon Ramsay cook for me, whilst I followed him around the kitchen, yelling at him, screaming insults in his face, and throwing stuff around him.

I have to admit this sounds like a ton of fun.
When I tasted his food I'd spit out and tell him I've had better dog food.

 

[dolf]

I have to admit this sounds like a ton of fun.
When I tasted his food I'd spit out and tell him I've had better dog food.

I have a beautiful mind.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I'd have Gordon Ramsay cook for me, whilst I followed him around the kitchen, yelling at him, screaming insults in his face, and throwing stuff around him.

That's a good one....

 

[coati]

Modern kinky one-night encounter with a celeb: I'd ask one of 'em to get my son accepted by Stanford in a way that would later get that celeb to take the fall for it.

 

[nkycatsfan]

I'd enjoy the deliciously naked company of Kat Dennings. And pretend we're recently married or some conjugal shit like that.

http://thefappening.pro/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kat-Dennings-Nude-The-Fappening-pro-2.jpg

https://celeb.gate.cc/media/cache/original/upload/7/9/79dc1abc7e.jpg

and why?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/c2/07/4bc2070573acd2665efcff0d1ba2e544.gif

Those lips and tits are amazing. Count me in the boat with this pick, assuming she is ready and willing of course (although Katy Perry, Alison Brie or Alexandra Dadarrio would also be fantastic picks as well)

 

[Saint Peter]

The Toyota lady.

Red sweater. Red lips.

 

[FL30]

There have already been two previous threads with very similar titles / subjects

 

[RobDownSouth]

There have already been two previous threads with very similar titles / subjects

Three actually.

Still has a long way to go to catch up with the 58 consecutive weeks of "Ladies? Do U Like ANAL?" threads that used to show up.

 

[MNGuy]

These threads come along every now and then, usually with new people, such as, what celebrity do you want to fuck, if you had one wish, what would you wish for, and looking for a story.

But it has been awhile since I posted my saved Wishmaster Deluxe 5000 post.

 

[PollyoxideBlonde]

Three actually.

Still has a long way to go to catch up with the 58 consecutive weeks of "Ladies? Do U Like ANAL?" threads that used to show up.

No points for originality then! Whoops. Still it’s a fun topic.