how old are you

[BadAmy]

In Lit years. Like really. think about it. based on your experience, interactions, relationships and all the lovely things you have been through...

"Ha."You scoff...."What does that mean anyway, Amy?" you ask.
I don't know...
stop asking me such silly questions, just answer mine, mmmkay?

Listen...I have a rare moment of non-work...so indulge me, or poop on my party... and make me cry.
your choice.



me first.

I feel about 4 years in, I have seen some things, met ahhhmazing people (off line, too), made people laugh, gasp and shake their head, learned a boat load, and fell in love.

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Elephant-Love-5__880.pnghttp://wildography.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/elephant-love-8.jpg

next?

oh...and show me the elephants. I love elephants.

 

[Armyvet23]

I think I started in 2002 til 2010 then I just started back up this year, so that would make me 81/2 yo on lit.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I feel like a teenager these days, so I'm gonna go with that.

 

[BadAmy]

I feel like a teenager these days, so I'm gonna go with that.

http://bestpictureblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/912.jpg

a playful teen at that

 

[BadAmy]

I think I started in 2002 til 2010 then I just started back up this year, so that would make me 81/2 yo on lit.

so..new, but not that new excellent.

 

[steelyblue73]

Too.

No more questions. This press conference is over!

4 years old in Lit years.

 

[pmichael]

In Lit years, I'm still an infant with only 3 years under my belt.

 

[BadAmy]

Too.

No more questions. This press conference is over!

4 years old in Lit years.

lol

 

[AbsintheFather]

In Lit years. Like really. think about it. based on your experience, interactions, relationships and all the lovely things you have been through...

"Ha."You scoff...."What does that mean anyway, Amy?" you ask.
I don't know...
stop asking me such silly questions, just answer mine, mmmkay?

Listen...I have a rare moment of non-work...so indulge me, or poop on my party... and make me cry.
your choice.


next?

oh...and show me the elephants. I love elephants.

Funny thing . . I was pm'g a Litster this morning and I told her that one year in a Lit relationship was like seven in human years.

Just saying because you can go through so many 'relationships' and things happening here in a ridiculously compressed time frame.

No elephants, sorry

 

[ashesatwork]

i just hit my teen years.. been such a wild 13 years. i definitely feel like i sexually grew up on lit.

 

[BadAmy]

Funny thing . . I was pm'g a Litster this morning and I told her that one year in a Lit relationship was like seven in human years.

Just saying because you can go through so many 'relationships' and things happening here in a ridiculously compressed time frame.

No elephants, sorry

I'll allow it..Professor.

i just hit my teen years.. been such a wild 13 years. i definitely feel like i sexually grew up on lit.

right? like seriously.

 

[BadAmy]

In Lit years, I'm still an infant with only 3 years under my belt.

I think I was an infant for about a week or two. until I learned.smh

 

[AbsintheFather]

i just hit my teen years.. been such a wild 13 years. i definitely feel like i sexually grew up on lit.

Watch that talk - Laurel might ban you :caning:

I'll allow it..Professor.

You need an extra-credit assignment to that that grade up, Young Lady?

 

[BadAmy]

Watch that talk - Laurel might ban you :caning:





You need an extra-credit assignment to that that grade up, Young Lady?

Haha. I graduated top of the class.

 

[Todger65]

God is it 5 years already. Sometimes feels longer. Having said that I have been rejuvenated by a few lovely Litsers here and offline and thank you for that. You know who you are.

elephants for you Amy

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Lets see the first time I found Lit was like 2008. Well that was the first time I showed up on the forum. The dynamics were a bit different back then, and a 18 yr old wasn't exactly what people wanted then. I've came and went a few times, but now I feel a little more grizzled and aware of where people are coming from on here.


Here ya go Amy, 1 elephant
https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8294/7551220766_a949df983b_b.jpg

 

[Karabare]

Funny thing . . I was pm'g a Litster this morning and I told her that one year in a Lit relationship was like seven in human years.

Just saying because you can go through so many 'relationships' and things happening here in a ridiculously compressed time frame.

Agree with this. The learning curve, especially for women, is sharp. I'll say about seven.

https://www.***********/s/sg3jzoku7gggc4p/Water-Transfer-Fake-tattoo-Waterproof-Temporary-Sticker-Indian-Elephant-God-Ganesha-Buhhda-Male-Female-Cool.jpg_640x640**0**81**9.jpg?dl=0

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Elephants! Yes!

I'll be back.

 

[beachbaby179]

I'm probably a teenager - old enough to know what's going on but young enough (and shy enough) that most of my experiences are hearsay.

I'm a little older than this guy, though, for sure.

https://cbsnews3.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2015/08/11/dd803b13-f113-4a2e-989a-6e3aac2496cc/resize/620x465/8b0d24585a6127fc7a00a8d86fd8d296/gettyimages-114991305.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I feel, um... ninety-two.

Not quite at the end of the road, but gettin' darn close.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Elephant
https://youtu.be/i1qQOGCyRbY

 

[Polranny]

In rw verging on ancient, on lit a toddler with trainer pants. I still have a lot to learn.

 

[Jada59]

Hard for me to say. I was directed here many years ago by authors that I knew from elsewhere. I read some of their stories over the years and was here on and off. Didn't start posting until Dec. of last year though.

 

[MrEd63]

I've been here nearly 9 years

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lit years, people! Lit years!

It's like dog years, except that some years are seven years, some years are two weeks, and some are an eon.

Helpful, right?