Your Penis and You

[thefishfryer]

I actually love The Curve.

Which one parabola or hyperbola?

Oops I forgot math is not your strong point.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I actually love The Curve.

Mhmm all the yes.

It's like it's doing a little 'come hither' thing.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

It's like it's doing a little 'come hither' thing.

I don't know if I can every look at it the same way again....

 

[AlwaysFara]

If any of the women would prefer a live visual before voting, I will offer my services - for the sake of science...
Pm me for Kik or Skype username

The personals are over there. Shoo.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

The personals are over there. Shoo.

Fara, the enforcer of the PG threads. I just imagine you smacking at them with a broom for Halloween.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The personals are over there. Shoo.

That’s hilarious!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Fara, the enforcer of the PG threads. I just imagine you smacking at them with a broom for Halloween.

When I’m not riding it.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

When I’m not riding it.

I say we pitch in and buy Fara a nimbus!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I bet she'd look all kinds of hot in professor's robes.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I’m just here because I was told there was free Halloween candy given out. I guess not.

I’m a cross between the Chode and the Channing Tatum apparently.

No other way to put this except - great combo!

 

[RuneBlade]

Who'll be teaching whom?

 

[hotwords229_A]

All the earlier "ball talk" made me wonder how "one" would go about "measuring one's balls" so I "looked it up" and "found this"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchidometer

 

[RuneBlade]

The endocrine rosary? Send me a nun, stat!

But... that could turn into a bad habit.

Okay, bye.

 

[JRaven]

I screwed up my vote. I had clicked The Owen Wilson's Nose because that's what my husband has. Nice girth and average length with just a bit of upward bend. But I didn't click the button to submit the vote.

I wanted to go back and add The Slim Jim because the young man that mowed our lawn over the summer has one of those. Long, but skinny.

So, that was my only vote.
To be honest, I've never met a dick I wouldn't suck or fuck solely based on his dick's shape.
I take that back, one guy was so huge I wouldn't let him fuck me. I did suck him off.

Jenny

 

[AbsintheFather]

In all seriousness, although I have never seen the Robitussin in person (also heard it called the Gonzo after Gonzo's nose), a female friend of mine dated a guy with one and she raved about how it felt during doggy style. She said it smashed up her G spot in that position like nothing she ever had before or since.

I doesn't matter which way it leans, all you gotta do is flip her up, down, one side or the other to hit that spot. I figured out long ago that you gotta just work with what you were given.

Signed,

Mr. Leaning Tower

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I bet she'd look all kinds of hot in professor's robes.

Hmmmm I think I have some in the closet.....

I screwed up my vote. I had clicked The Owen Wilson's Nose because that's what my husband has. Nice girth and average length with just a bit of upward bend. But I didn't click the button to submit the vote.

I wanted to go back and add The Slim Jim because the young man that mowed our lawn over the summer has one of those. Long, but skinny.

So, that was my only vote.
To be honest, I've never met a dick I wouldn't suck or fuck solely based on his dick's shape.
I take that back, one guy was so huge I wouldn't let him fuck me. I did suck him off.

Jenny

Sounds impressive!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not to derail the thread, but I just found out there's such a thing as "No Nut November" where you aren't supposed to masturbate (or have sex) for the entire month of November.

Has anyone heard of this?
Is anyone taking part in this?

 

[WerdNerd]

Lol!!! I literally just heard this too. I'd be curious if anyone here is trying.

Damn! Why didn't somebody tell me that about two hours ago.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Lol!!! I literally just heard this too. I'd be curious if anyone here is trying.

No way that is crazy.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Lol!!! I literally just heard this too. I'd be curious if anyone here is trying.

Ha! I already blew it a number of times

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Why would anyone think this would be a good idea. Sounds like either a severe punishment or asking for a homicide

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why would anyone think this would be a good idea. Sounds like either a severe punishment or asking for a homicide

I agree. First of all, I've already failed. I lost this contest before I even knew it existed and then, when I found out it did, I wanted to go yank it in protest . . .
well, I kind of wanted to yank it anyway.

But I'm not even sure this is medically possible or even healthy. It seems to me the human body is going to do its thing with or without you, so if you don't handle it then your sheets are going to be in big trouble one of these mornings.

But that's just my very biased opinion. I'm interested what others have to say.

 

[JJonah]

Huh.

Someone should write an episode of a popular sitcom about that whole “refrain from masturbation” thing.

The characters should be plunged into a number of peccadillos for comic effect.

Possibly there should be a wager involved, perhaps involving a popular catchphrase like “master of your domain.”

I predict a hit.

 

[Artfan2]

Lol!!! I literally just heard this too. I'd be curious if anyone here is trying.

Well, it could lead to a pretty explosive Dec. 1!

Damn, it's only Nov. 3.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Huh.

Someone should write an episode of a popular sitcom about that whole “refrain from masturbation” thing.

The characters should be plunged into a number of peccadillos for comic effect.

Possibly there should be a wager involved, perhaps involving a popular catchphrase like “master of your domain.”

I predict a hit.

The best was George.