Your Penis and You

[KamaKamaSutra]

I thought I knew what the helicopter move was. I thought it was this, from UD:

"When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter."

(Why, though? Why would you do that? )

But there's a second definition there too:

"Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis."

After being in basic training and seeing the helicopter, the gargoyle, the flop, and the dangle I feel I have enough relevant experience to say people would do it because its hilarious to watch as everyone just stares slack jawed or you just are into that kind of thing

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is anyone else confused by the Robitussin? Has anyone seen this specimen in real life?

I haven't but I think we can collectively find a living specimen for the group to examine.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought I knew what the helicopter move was. I thought it was this, from UD:

"When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter."

(Why, though? Why would you do that? )

But there's a second definition there too:

"Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis."

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e0f239575920dc7eed6d1b2d52033a1d/tumblr_ocrvbhGGfo1rtfsp1o1_500.gif

There is also this third definition, which is a danger that many people don't take into consideration.

Personally, I was referring to the first definition. As to why, the real question is why not?

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Literally DYING!

 

[Apisto42]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e0f239575920dc7eed6d1b2d52033a1d/tumblr_ocrvbhGGfo1rtfsp1o1_500.gif

There is also this third definition, which is a danger that many people don't take into consideration.

Personally, I was referring to the first definition. As to why, the real question is why not?

That’s awesome.

Leaning tower of penis I suppose? Personally I just like the word “tower” here.

I think we need to pass out stickers like they do at the voting booth:

“I voted today at the Penis Poll!”

“Your vote counts! Join us at the Penis Poll!”

“Peni matter too, make yours count at the Penis Poll!”

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

That’s awesome.

Leaning tower of penis I suppose? Personally I just like the word “tower” here.

I think we need to pass out stickers like they do at the voting booth:

“I voted today at the Penis Poll!”

“Your vote counts! Join us at the Penis Poll!”

“Peni matter too, make yours count at the Penis Poll!”

I second this, I think we should/could add it to our signatures XD

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e0f239575920dc7eed6d1b2d52033a1d/tumblr_ocrvbhGGfo1rtfsp1o1_500.gif

There is also this third definition, which is a danger that many people don't take into consideration.

Personally, I was referring to the first definition. As to why, the real question is why not?

This is the best thing I've seen all day! Thank you! haha

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Personally The Chode, The Owen Wilson, and the Channing Tatum...

I'd like to see a chart of balls. Can we make that happen?

I will do my best ma'am

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'd like to see a chart of balls. Can we make that happen?

That chart will be much more complex. Speaking of my own balls (my favorite balls to speak of) I have at least 6 or 7 different settings throughout the day

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh! Hmm.... As someone who has no balls this is intensely interesting to me. Tell me more.
<waits patiently>

All I can think to add is, those settings range from "wow, that's impressive" to "hey, where'd they go?"

And now I have to get my balls to work (and not in the fun way) See ya!

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Well PLP, I'm having some trouble finding a pre-rendered graph of testicle types. I believe more research should be concluded before a formal posting can be achieved.

I believe we will need to gather data, examine examples and measurements, then compile them into a series of categories before offering our results to the PG.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I support the sciences.

We need to gather like minded individuals who can gather and evaluate contributions to the project.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

You want me to let everyone know to PM you pics of their balls?

It's not the worst idea, but I have a very limited amount of PM space and I would hate to make some of the men of Lit feel....unappreciated..

I was thinking it could be a team effort. I'm sure we can put together a quality panel of size, texture, color, geometry and hair coverage experts. Don't you?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think the Channing Tatum is the only one that I'm familiar with in person.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Also, balls!

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1405658

 

[thefishfryer]

I thought I knew what the helicopter move was. I thought it was this, from UD:

"When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter."

(Why, though? Why would you do that? )

But there's a second definition there too:

"Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades. Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis."

Lol I if I'd read your post I could have saved myself a visit to urban dic.

 

[Tedfkats]

Sig Updated.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lol I if I'd read your post I could have saved myself a visit to urban chode.

fyp

 

[Interested_Girl]

I haven't but I think we can collectively find a living specimen for the group to examine.

On your mark...get det....GO!

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

On your mark...get det....GO!

Found something...interesting?....LINK

 

[AlwaysFara]

Found something...interesting?....LINK

I actually love The Curve.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I actually love The Curve.

I've heard that alot, didn't know it was a negative thing to some. But never thought it could be scar tissue in the penis

 

[Tedfkats]

Found something...interesting?....LINK

Scar tissue????

WTF.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Scar tissue????

WTF.

Exactly what I said! Plus the sites title is almost too funny to be real.

 

[Npllvr2014]

If any of the women would prefer a live visual before voting, I will offer my services - for the sake of science...
Pm me for Kik or Skype username