Your Penis and You

[JJonah]

For her, too.
That’s happened to me, on the receiving end, and damn. It really hurts.

Nothing broke, though.

I’m sure it does.

The army guy didn’t mention the girl. Asshole. If I’m not mistaken (it’s been almost 25 years now), she was a... “temporary” figure in his life. If ya know what I’m sayin’.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I’m sure it does.

The army guy didn’t mention the girl. Asshole. If I’m not mistaken (it’s been almost 25 years now), she was a... “temporary” figure in his life. If ya know what I’m sayin’.

She so horny?

 

[JJonah]

She so horny?

Wellllllll... whatever the equivalent is in Lawton, OK.

The heavy implication was that she was a dancer, of the unclothed type.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Wellllllll... whatever the equivalent is in Lawton, OK.

The heavy implication was that she was a dancer, of the unclothed type.

What is with Lawton OK today, it's all over another site of some renown!

It was on there for strippers too

 

[JJonah]

What is with Lawton OK today, it's all over another site of some renown!

It was on there for strippers too

Do tell.

It’s an army town, so stripping is a growth industry there.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Sent ya a PM. Read the comments a bit.

As I've learned, it does seem to be quite the cottage industry there lol.

 

[JJonah]

Sent ya a PM. Read the comments a bit.

As I've learned, it does seem to be quite the cottage industry there lol.

Got it.

I actually went to that very club around 1994. It’s a local legend. The dancers were very aggressive, as I recall, but when you work in a town full of basic-training graduates with money in their pocket and pussy in their eyes, it’s probably relatively easy money. So, very competitive.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Got it.

I actually went to that very club around 1994. It’s a local legend. The dancers were very aggressive, as I recall, but when you work in a town full of basic-training graduates with money in their pocket and pussy in their eyes, it’s probably relatively easy money. So, very competitive.

I can imagine, when I was in, I just avoided clubs lol, I liked my money
There was a story shared about a girl picking up a five off a guys face......

 

[Rosencrantz1971]

Robitussin.

A (girl)friend of mine calls me "Captain Hook", now I should tell her to change nickname...

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Robitussin.

A (girl)friend of mine calls me "Captain Hook", now I should tell her to change nickname...

Hey baby, I'll cure what ales you and put you to sleep, call me Robitussin.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Hey baby, I'll cure what ales you and put you to sleep, call me Robitussin.

I wouldn’t like that. Robitussin.
I like cock that tickles my throat and makes me cough and leaves me sore.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I wouldn’t like that. Robitussin.
I like cock that tickles my throat and makes me cough and leaves me sore.

Oh, well you don't need medicine, you just need a willing man and some pop rocks.

I would suggest choosing from the Tatum or the Slim Jim for maximum throat penetration.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Oh, well you don't need medicine, you just need a willing man and some pop rocks.

Don’t need the pop rocks.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Don’t need the pop rocks.

Well, as a man of science...

 

[Wetsider]

I think I'm closest to the Owen Wilson's Nose.

Maybe I should send some random pictures around to get some opinions... you know... for science. It's important to have a large sample size with a control group so you can get the very first reaction, which is by nature the most accurate.

At least it's not the light switch.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Don’t need the pop rocks.

Pop rocks tickle

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think I'm closest to the Owen Wilson's Nose.

Maybe I should send some random pictures around to get some opinions... you know... for science. It's important to have a large sample size with a control group so you can get the very first reaction, which is by nature the most accurate.

At least it's not the light switch.

Please do. To strangers you've never spoken to.

Don't forget to tell them where you'd like to put it, and be sure to use your best textspeak and run-on sentences!

 

[Wetsider]

Please do. To strangers you've never spoken to.

Don't forget to tell them where you'd like to put it, and be sure to use your best textspeak and run-on sentences!

Strong advice! I think that'll yield the most accurate results.

I'd ask for volunteers but that might skew the results.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Please do. To strangers you've never spoken to.

Don't forget to tell them where you'd like to put it, and be sure to use your best textspeak and run-on sentences!

Another scathing compliment. I'm never sure how to take your post honey .

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Strong advice! I think that'll yield the most accurate results.

I'd ask for volunteers but that might skew the results.

I'd volunteer but, you know, science.

Another scathing compliment. I'm never sure how to take your post honey .

Might i suggest you stalk my most recent 200 posts and see if that helps?

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I'd volunteer but, you know, science.



Might i suggest you stalk my most recent 200 posts and see if that helps?

Hehe Honey I've seen way more than 200 of your post. Alts are a devious thing.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hehe Honey I've seen way more than 200 of your post. Alts are a devious thing.

I prefer classy. And ohhh i dunno... honest and forthright?

Who are you?

 

[Wetsider]

I'd volunteer but, you know, science.

Well Honey, we all must sacrifice in the name of science.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Oh, well you don't need medicine, you just need a willing man and some pop rocks.

I would suggest choosing from the Tatum or the Slim Jim for maximum throat penetration.

I got it covered.
You go back to your chart.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I prefer classy. And ohhh i dunno... honest and forthright?

Who are you?

I used to be Anthilly, but that was a few years ago.