Your Penis and You

[JJonah]

Is there any proof of that? I've always heard it.

Truth.

Over seventy confirmed kills. They say he wore long sleeves to cover the tats.

He was wearing a nice blazer when I saw him, so I can’t say whether that’s true. He became a a Presbyterian minister, too, and since I grew up a Presbyterian, I always thought that was cool.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Fie.
Bite your tongue.

Not even close.

Didn't say they were close, said as close as you can get. It's like saying Dane Cook is like Mitch Hedberg.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Didn't say they were close, said as close as you can get. It's like saying Dane Cook is like Mitch Hedberg.

Ugh.

You have bad taste in funny.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Ugh.

You have bad taste in funny.

What?! Mitch Hedberg is a comedy god.
Never said I liked Dane Cook, but he has been compared before.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Word on the street is that if a guy masturbates/has sex at least once a day and lives to be 80 years old he will have created approximately 26 gallons of sperm.

In case anyone was wondering.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Word on the street is that if a guy masturbates/has sex at least once a day and lives to be 80 years old he will have created approximately 26 gallons of sperm.

In case anyone was wondering.

Enough to fill this and then some

https://smhttp-ssl-50579.nexcesscdn.net/80290BE/media/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/a/1a1-25l-drum.jpg

 

[AlwaysFara]

Enough to fill this and then some

https://smhttp-ssl-50579.nexcesscdn.net/80290BE/media/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/a/1a1-25l-drum.jpg

Straw, please!

I kid. I kid.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Straw, please!

I kid. I kid.

Haha!!!!

I literally LOL'd on that one. I LLOL'd!

 

[BiTodd]

Word on the street is that if a guy masturbates/has sex at least once a day and lives to be 80 years old he will have created approximately 26 gallons of sperm.

In case anyone was wondering.

Wow. If it is 26 gallons of sperm then is must be like 2000 gallons of semen.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wow. If it is 26 gallons of sperm then is must be like 2000 gallons of semen.

After I posted that I realized I should have said semen or ejaculate and I was wondering if anyone was going to call me on it.
Either way we're gonna need a mop!

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

After I posted that I realized I should have said semen or ejaculate and I was wondering if anyone was going to call me on it.
Either way we're gonna need a mop!

Got ya covered.
https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--dQaDxWtr--/t_full/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371072428/neil-flynn-as-the-janitor.png

 

[Artfan2]

Straw, please!

I kid. I kid.

Ha ha! The original source comes with a straw, of various types.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Ha ha! The original source comes with a straw, of various types.

Love. This.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

The election is over, now actually vote for something important!

(This poll is the important thing)

 

[Bjerget]

I don't think I've ever met a penis that didn't have it's own merits. They're all usually so nice and lovely, barring the odd one out who's owner didn't mind it well enough. And all that usually requires to fix is a soapy bath and a nice warm rubber jacket after.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I don't think I've ever met a penis that didn't have it's own merits. They're all usually so nice and lovely, barring the odd one out who's owner didn't mind it well enough. And all that usually requires to fix is a soapy bath and a nice warm rubber jacket after.

Hmmm that sounds wonderful and odd at the same time

 

[Bjerget]

Hmmm that sounds wonderful and odd at the same time

As are, you'll learn soon enough, all things about me.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

As are, you'll learn soon enough, all things about me.

Look forward to it . I scheduled a lesson for today

 

[hotwords229_A]

As are, you'll learn soon enough, all things about me.

Look forward to it . I scheduled a lesson for today

Is there a sign up sheet for this lesson?

 

[default24]

I just can't believe how little love the Robitussin got. Poor guy

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

The CT is a very popular one, I think it's almost the default penis for humans.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Really the only penis' I see are in porn and we know how realistic porn is.

I've often wondered how much Photoshop goes into penises in porn.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Can you photo shop movies? That would seem to be hard to do.

Also I am sure there are certain size requirements to be a male porn star. I look at it like the NBA. If aliens were only able to see us through NBA games they would think we are all over 6 feet tall.

You can edit a video in Photoshop though I am terrible at all photo editing. Might be why I hardly ever post a pic lol. Hmmm, well I'm not tall enough to donate sperm so, guess I'll have to settle for a porn income free life too.

They would be sorely disappointed in the RL then.

 

[hotoldrguy]

so I looked at the options....I am thinking my is most likely the Owen Wilson nose...now given my cock pics have been seen a number of times on LIT if anyone has a second opinion, let me know

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

so I looked at the options....I am thinking my is most likely the Owen Wilson nose...now given my cock pics have been seen a number of times on LIT if anyone has a second opinion, let me know

LOL quality work sir, let us know if you get any bites on that one