DarkSimian
RONIN
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Keanu Reeves is 54! Whoa! 
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Music you listened to in high school is playing on an oldies station
When you look at your cock and your cock looks at you and you both say "Not tonight, I have a headache"
*stifling a guffaw*When you fall asleep on yourself. Don't laugh, it happens more than I want to admit!
your tolerance levels are practically zero
Cialis is a recreational drug. Weed is not.
When you go upstairs for something really important then cant remember what on earth it was