You Know You're Getting Older When:

[DarkSimian]

Keanu Reeves is 54! Whoa!

 

[Erotically_Yours]

When you give your child a Gameboy to play, and they repeatedly touch the screen instead of using the buttons.

 

[GauchoMan]

When the wrong parts start to get Stiff !

* Damnnn my Kness *

 

[Kat73]

Music you listened to in high school is playing on an oldies station

The first time I heard Bon Jovi on KRTH in LA (you know, my parents oldies station growing up), I cried.

One large beer takes all morning to recover from.

 

[hotoldrguy]

When you look at your cock and your cock looks at you and you both say "Not tonight, I have a headache"

 

[Kat73]

When you look at your cock and your cock looks at you and you both say "Not tonight, I have a headache"

When you fall asleep on yourself. Don't laugh, it happens more than I want to admit!

 

[hotoldrguy]

When you fall asleep on yourself. Don't laugh, it happens more than I want to admit!

*stifling a guffaw*

sorry...my bad

 

[StElmosFire]

When the saying, "never trust a fart" has real meaning

 

[SweetMystery]

When, instead of getting on your knees to give a blowjob, you pull up a chair and say, "Wait. Lemme sit down."

 

[angelofthenorth]

your tolerance levels are practically zero

 

[Pantyboy74]

your tolerance levels are practically zero

Fuck im ancient then.

 

[pikmin1388]

When you go upstairs for something really important then cant remember what on earth it was

 

[MrDevereaux]

Buying slippers becomes an important decision.

 

[Led_Astray]

You see a young woman on the street showing lots of skin and your first thought is "Isn't she cold?"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Cialis is a recreational drug. Weed is not.

 

[ashik09]

You make a home-made version of a thing from a restaurant or other place to save money.

 

[TheMrBurns]

White hairs... In your nose... And ears...

 

[Tdfkats]

Cialis is a recreational drug. Weed is not.

THIS...

 

[John_Q_Public]

When your punctuation is questionable.

 

[angelofthenorth]

when you lose your thread during a conversation

 

[janeyl]

You can't do 2 consecutive nights out even if the wine is free on both because your body just can't take it...

 

[Polranny]

YKGOW
You forget why YKGOW

 

[Polranny]

And you can't even get YKYGOW right

 

[lustpuppy]

When you go upstairs for something really important then cant remember what on earth it was

When you can't get up the stairs to realise you have forgotton what you went for

 

[fisherfella]

When one replies to the same thread 4 times before noticing its on its last breath