Said no one ever....

[BradBigBrain]

I love iTunes. It's the best app of all time.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Comcast customer service is wonderful!

 

[hotwords229_A]

"Quit blowing me or I'm calling the cops!"

My favorite George Carlin quote.

 

[Taegul]

The Padres have won the World Series!

 

[Jada59]

I LOVE cleaning my toilet!

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Having to renew my tags is the best birthday present I could ask for!

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Why I'd love to spend the whole weekend cleaning the house

 

[formertroll]

lit chat is amazing on mobile.

 

[Beatrix_B]

Giving birth to twins has done wonders for my sex drive.

 

[Icy1]

Traffic jams are fun

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Why yes officer, I'd love to have you give me a speeding ticket.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I love Nickelback!

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I love Nickelback!

Hahahah-LMAO

Oh yes, this is definitely the year the Browns will win the Superbowl

 

[Taegul]

Why yes, sweetheart, those pants do in fact make you look fat.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

I love Nickelback!

I've heard this before lol.

Why yes, sweetheart, those pants do in fact make you look fat.

This one too.

I love talking to the cable company for an hour and a half because they fucked up my billing!

 

[ydahecnot]

I always wanted to know how Bea Arthur satisfied a man

 

[BradBigBrain]

Please tell me more about your fantasy football team.

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I'd be thrilled if you spent our entire date talking about yourself

 

[joe432]

Thanks for only filling my coffee cup up 3/4ths of the way

 

[Taegul]

Aw honey, I don't need to go to the bar with the guys, let's stay home and watch The Notebook again.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Honey needs to make another thread.

And post more.

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I'd love it if you were more shallow

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I love Cinderella duties. Bring 'em on.

 

[Sexybritches69]

I just love watching the news!

 

[ydahecnot]

Honey needs to make another thread.

And post more.

Honey needs to keep talking in the third person.