Can straighten out his eyebrows with his tongue.
Traveled to Manassas to grab man asses
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Can straighten out his eyebrows with his tongue.
Can straighten out his eyebrows with his tongue.
Some people need coffee to wake up. She needs cum. At least three cocks worth. Before 8am, or she's just completely out of it all day.
You try but I always reject yours. Little xerx can't go passed the gum wrapper stage.
Loves to dress up as a famous 19th century French general and pretend to invade Russia.
It hurts because it's true *cries*![]()
Had to resort to origami after his original shape got run over by a Jeep.
Has something against Spiderman.
Was driving the vehicle that ran him over!
Stole an ice-cream truck.
...or maybe brass.
Hard to tell from a distance.
Just loves his skid mark ridden Hubba Bubba underoos.
She's allergic to ice cream.
Collagen injected in her lips had that affect afterwards.
Is on her seventh day wearing the same bra.
(2nd...I need to wash clothes...ugh)
Needs waterwings in the bathtub.
Painted her car an almost violent shade of neon pink so she could always find it in any parking lot
invented oragami
Wants to open the first candy themed amusement park.
Got a trademark on the term ying yang paddywhack sex after she found out 69 was already being used.
Has a bare chest, but a thick coat of back hair
Only sticks with monochrome armor because he believes Technicolor was a communist plot.
He's colorblind. Can't tell what color is which. Dressing for work is an adventure for him...
She prefers white bread with mayonnaise.
Can't decide if she wants to be Catwoman this week or Batwoman again...