JerseyJade
Jade
- Joined
- Jan 18, 2018
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I'm in the top 20 on JJ's handy j list.
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Lmao
He has a drinking problem
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I'm in the top 20 on JJ's handy j list.
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Lmao
He has a drinking problem![]()
I thought this was supposed to be lies. GUFFAW!
She's a "foot girl".![]()
Likes the women in his life to have better hair the the picture of John Stamos.
Lol actually true.
Has a framed picture of Donny Osmond in her house.![]()
Has a Swedish cousin called SouthRockJohansen
Has a Swedish cousin called SouthRockJohansen
Haha true! And we live together like Larry and Balki.
Was exiled due to a crime he didn't commit. But is currently working to clear his innocence and fight crime by helping others along the way like the A Team.![]()
Is exiled from Wales, but is BANNED from Hooters
Oops, overlap. Dontcha hate that?
Is in fact neither DARK or SIMIAN.![]()
That's a good one!Describes what's in his pants as a "Full House"
That's a good one!
Learned hairstyling technique from "There's Something About Mary"
Uses BenGay to attract his favorite geriatric group of women.
Like mouths to a flame
She puts empty I've cream pints back in the freezer.... Just to piss people off
There is a court order for him to stay fully dressed at all times. The owner of the gentlemen's club lost money due to him outperforming the pole performers.
started to do an exercise once and realized it violated her religion and stopped all together.
(Exercise = Sacrilege, for now)
Uses creatively physical massage techniques, really getting into it on others for his weight loss regime.
(Exercise = Sacrilege, for now)
Uses creatively physical massage techniques, really getting into it on others for his weight loss regime.
Hand has been frozen in that position!
Really good for holding ice cream tubs, pints of beer and hand jobs!
Invented the selfie.
He actually his body used to look just like DarkSimian's. He got a bad case of alopecia.
She had a threesome with Ben and Jerry and went back for seconds.
He is actually is as soft and heavenly as a little soft furry rabbit.
Can name all 50 US state capitals. And tell you a story about a lover in every single one.