JerseyJade
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Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three
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NorthRockJohnson
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Lmao
He has a drinking problem
I thought this was supposed to be lies. GUFFAW!
She's a "foot girl".
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I thought this was supposed to be lies. GUFFAW!
She's a "foot girl".
Likes the women in his life to have better hair the the picture of John Stamos.
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NorthRockJohnson
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ExiledWelshman
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Lol actually true.
Has a framed picture of Donny Osmond in her house.
Has a Swedish cousin called SouthRockJohansen
DarkSimian
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Is exiled from Wales, but is BANNED from Hooters
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NorthRockJohnson
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Haha true! And we live together like Larry and Balki.
Was exiled due to a crime he didn't commit. But is currently working to clear his innocence and fight crime by helping others along the way like the A Team.
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ExiledWelshman
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Haha true! And we live together like Larry and Balki.
Was exiled due to a crime he didn't commit. But is currently working to clear his innocence and fight crime by helping others along the way like the A Team.
Nowhere near true my friend, but DAMN I like it!
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NorthRockJohnson
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DarkSimian
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Oops, overlap. Dontcha hate that?
Is in fact neither DARK or SIMIAN.
Describes what's in his pants as a "Full House"
Guyblue82
Dirty Mind Clean Bod
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That's a good one!
Learned hairstyling technique from "There's Something About Mary"
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Uses BenGay to attract his favorite geriatric group of women.
Guyblue82
Dirty Mind Clean Bod
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Like mouths to a flame
She puts empty I've cream pints back in the freezer.... Just to piss people off
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There is a court order for him to stay fully dressed at all times. The owner of the gentlemen's club lost money due to him outperforming the pole performers.
neakman
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started to do an exercise once and realized it violated her religion and stopped all together.
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(Exercise = Sacrilege, for now)
Uses creatively physical massage techniques, really getting into it on others for his weight loss regime.
neakman
Jacked Methuselah
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is going to be the next "where is the beef " lady.
Weaseldiesel
a fuck i give not
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Hand has been frozen in that position!
Really good for holding ice cream tubs, pints of beer and hand jobs!
neakman
Jacked Methuselah
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Invented the selfie.
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He actually his body used to look just like DarkSimian's. He got a bad case of alopecia.
johnnieblue44
Long-tongued devil
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She had a threesome with Ben and Jerry and went back for seconds.
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He is actually is as soft and heavenly as a little soft furry rabbit.
Xerxes82
Not here for you
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Can name all 50 US state capitals. And tell you a story about a lover in every single one.
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Can straighten out his eyebrows with his tongue.
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