neakman
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Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three
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Dances at the local gentleman's club as the featured act on Saturday nights
My best customer...knows all of us by our real first names...
bulgy_pants
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She actually doesn’t even like ice cream!
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That's a dildo in his undies!
DarkSimian
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Faked her birthday to get cake and presents
JerseyJade
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Is going to be getting his yearly rabies and distemper shots next month.
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Has real orgasms, but fakes relationships
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Scheduled to get "fixed" next week.
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That's not funny!
Is dating her gynecologist for the free "check ups"
*Making it work for me*
Grows a tail like Nightcrawler....I wonder why....
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*it is prehensile
*Wants a threesome with her gynecologist and her proctologist to see which one does a better job
JerseyJade
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Lmao Yes it was
*it is prehensile
Wants a threesome with her gynecologist and her proctologist to see which one does a better job
Flea collars don't work for him anymore.
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Lmao Yes it was
Flea collars don't work for him anymore.
Her original screen was JerseyTurquise.
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Her original screen was JerseyTurquise.
Sued John Stamos for copyright infringement
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*it is prehensile
Wants a threesome with her gynecologist and her proctologist to see which one does a better job
Gave me recommendations on the perfect dream proctologist. Makes him blush a bit. He's tried a few, just for the experience of it all.
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Had sex with Papa Klump; he walked over, but he limited back
Rasputia from Norbit is his dream woman. The waterpark scene showing the bikini bottoms gets him going...
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DarkSimian
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Is still waiting on Axel Foley to call her back
JerseyJade
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Alex Foley is currently taking him for a walk around the block.
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She’s really from NY and not jersey! :O
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She has 7 kids by 8 men. The last one shares DNA from 2 guys that bought her happy meals
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Says hello with a nice, firm handjob
JerseyJade
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Actually, there's a few guys I know that I wouldn't mind saying hello to them like that
Got a ticket yesterday for chasing a garbage truck.
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NorthRockJohnson
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Actually, there's a few guys I know that I wouldn't mind saying hello to them like that
Got a ticket yesterday for chasing a garbage truck.
I'm in the top 20 on JJ's handy j list.
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