Traveled to Manassas to grab man asses
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Traveled to Manassas to grab man asses
Xerxes82
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Some people need coffee to wake up. She needs cum. At least three cocks worth. Before 8am, or she's just completely out of it all day.
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You try but I always reject yours. Little xerx can't go passed the gum wrapper stage.
Xerxes82
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Loves to dress up as a famous 19th century French general and pretend to invade Russia.
It hurts because it's true *cries*
It hurts because it's true *cries*
JJonah
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Loves to dress up as a famous 19th century French general and pretend to invade Russia.
It hurts because it's true *cries*
Had to resort to origami after his original shape got run over by a Jeep.
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Was driving the vehicle that ran him over!
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GoldRogue
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Stole an ice-cream truck.
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JerseyJade
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She's allergic to ice cream.
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Collagen injected in her lips had that affect afterwards.
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Is on her seventh day wearing the same bra.
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Xerxes82
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Painted her car an almost violent shade of neon pink so she could always find it in any parking lot
neakman
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invented oragami
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Wants to open the first candy themed amusement park.
neakman
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Got a trademark on the term ying yang paddywhack sex after she found out 69 was already being used.
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Has a bare chest, but a thick coat of back hair
JJonah
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Only sticks with monochrome armor because he believes Technicolor was a communist plot.
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He's colorblind. Can't tell what color is which. Dressing for work is an adventure for him...
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Can't decide if she wants to be Catwoman this week or Batwoman again...
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She is known for being the neighborhood bully.
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