You Know You're Getting Older When:

[OldUncleJack]

chuckles

my nephew calls it "old man noises" !

 

[angelofthenorth]

my nephew calls it "old man noises" !

i'm saying nothing

 

[OldUncleJack]

i'm saying nothing

 

[TheMrBurns]

Gray chest hairs... Not just for men.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

When you want to chop young people in the throat, for being so stupid.

 

[Hipshot1554]

You see a beautiful young woman, and she reminds you of your granddaughter.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

You see a beautiful young woman, and she reminds you of your granddaughter.

Mannnnnn lol, that's rough

 

[Hipshot1554]

Mannnnnn lol, that's rough

Sad,but true...

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Sad,but true...

Forget this thread, we're as young as we feel. No one here is old, they're just wet behind the ears and we're wiser lol

 

[Hipshot1554]

Forget this thread, we're as young as we feel. No one here is old, they're just wet behind the ears and we're wiser lol

I've always preferred mature women anyway, so it's all good.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Your daughter refers to cabbage patch kid dolls as “retro”.

 

[BongoGal]

I recently explained to someone old enough to drink what a phone booth was.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Me: Greta Van Fleet sounds exactly like Led Zeppelin.

Colleague: Led who?

 

[Taegul]

You start watching Matlock and Murder She Wrote.

WTF!

 

[Gamine67]

You start to notice that you’re becoming invisible to certain demographics.

 

[HBergeron]

When 'Granny Porn' just becomes 'Porn'.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Elevator music is the same as your playlist

Or you actually remember elevator music....

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

When your grandson is asking for the keys to the car, and the only excuse you can up with not to is "You're an excluded licenced driver on my policy..."

 

[LiteralLily]

You know you're getting older when you grasp the concept of 'time'.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

When you realise some of your work colleges weren't even born when you started there!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

When you use mascara or hair dye for for than just the hair on your head...

 

[Sexybritches69]

Plan around nap time for yourself, rather than for your child.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

When you don't understand what's funny about saying, "Get off my lawn!"

 

[DarkSimian]

When watching a show that took place in 2003, and realize that was 15 yrs ago

 

[j_austin]

Music you listened to in high school is playing on an oldies station