You Know You're Getting Older When:

[shadowofaman]

YKYGOW The aarp mail starts arriving the your house.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

YKYGOW
You worry about about the film blocking your eyesight that is only there because you forgot to clean your eyeglass lenses.

 

[fma20fma]

hi

know you are getting old when the guy standing behind you,brushing your butt in the suburban train is not hard instantly.

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW

All the junk mail in your spam filter is about Viagra and Life Insurance

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

YKYGOW

All the junk mail in your spam filter is about Viagra and Life Insurance

hahahahhahahahaha!

 

[bunny4med]

you flip a coin as to getting some sleep or having some sex.

 

[nashforfun30]

You go to bed before 10

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW:

You've spent your entire life lusting/chasing after older women, but you begin to realize there's got to be a limit.

 

[beachbaby179]

...you have a serious conversation with your stylist about how you're going to let your hair grow out to your natural gray without looking like a freak for a few months.

Spoiler alert: it actually involves a wig. Ouch.

 

[LinusRules]

...you have a serious conversation with your stylist about how you're going to let your hair grow out to your natural gray without looking like a freak for a few months.

Spoiler alert: it actually involves a wig. Ouch.

Why not just dye it gray?

Sorry, I'll go sit down now.

 

[neakman]

takes a lot longer to trim the hair on your body then on the top of your head.

 

[beachbaby179]

Why not just dye it gray?

Sorry, I'll go sit down now.

Haha. When you're going from a darker color, you can't dye it gray gracefully. Sort of like covering red paint with white.

 

[LinusRules]

when you have to paint a room and realize the floor is at ground level. It's like all the way down where your feet are, and you can't bring the floor up to knee level.

 

[Xerxes82]

You go to a high school and what you thought were the students are actually the teachers.

 

[LinusRules]

Haha. When you're going from a darker color, you can't dye it gray gracefully. Sort of like covering red paint with white.

You could be like me and shave your head. You could sell it that you're being all avant garde.

 

[beachbaby179]

You could be like me and shave your head. You could sell it that you're being all avant garde.

That's where the wig comes in. I kid you not.

 

[LinusRules]

That's where the wig comes in. I kid you not.

If you want someone to hold you through the process, just let me know. You're going to look hot with gray hair. Meow...
https://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/short-haircuts-for-women-with-gray-hair-1.jpg

 

[Downundergirl79]

YKYGOW you have to take anti immflamatory tablets to ride cowgirl

 

[GiggLeGasm]

You walk by the assisted living home and think, "he's hot."

 

[CharlieB4]

YKYGOW you go in for a hair cut and they give you a 50% discount....

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

When BenGay or IcyHot replaces the scented lotion you use.

 

[HBergeron]

When BenGay or IcyHot replaces the scented lotion you use.

When I can't see what it says on that container you're holding, but I'm ready to dive in with two spoons anyway...

 

[BootieKittie]

YKYGOW you wake up every morning and celebrate that first breath like you just won the lottery

my stomach, oh my gosh lmao

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW

You want to move to a place where you have a lawn, just so you can tell kids to get off it.

 

[Jada59]

You struggle to get both legs into your panties, then you get them pulled up and discover that they're backwards and/or inside out. Then you have a little debate in your head whether or not to fix them or just go out like that.