Me too. I think it might just be another one of my fantasies. Sigh. Never mind.
My vibrator always seems to enjoy itself, though I admit that that my rain-stick makes a lot of noise when he joins in the play.
Is it really that noisy? Or does it cause you to make noises that you can't control?
*imagines Jaime stuffing his mouth with a towel whilst his body is spasming*
Quite nice, really.
Singular?
Sigh. I prefer multiple.
Where's Brainy gone? He ran off when I appeared? I'm so gunna tell him off for being a hypocrite.
There's a difference. I knew you were coming so I got out of the firing line.I'm here, I'm.here!!
I ran off before you appeared.
Yeah. Sure.
How are you doing?
Then again, I don't think I want to know. I don't want to be traumatised Bloody good? Wow, what HAVE you been up to?
Uhm. You don't have your name in my rolodex...
I have a cabinet of surveillance videos on you. Tells me all I need to know.
I have been doing nothing that you wouldn't do. I know, that doesn't narrow it down any but
I thought you told me you deleted the videos! Grrr. I don't want to wake up in three months time and see myself plastered all over xHamster, xVideos, PornHub and RedTube.
I'm sure I know exactly what you're talking about.
Erm, erm, erm... oops!
Ok. I'll sell them back to you. £20 per disc. If it makes it any easier, I have them categorised from "making a cuppa the wrong way", to "damn, that was a big load" (aka - "when WAS the last time he washed his clothes")
I am pretty sure that the definition of a sexual deviant is that one does whip it out anywhere. Or is that just a made-up rule in the book of Tal's twisted thoughts?
The pizza one is pretty disgusting, I admit. But it's still not as bad as the night you overdosed on painkillers and ended up shagging the new fluffy cushions scattered on your mum's sofa, all the time yelling "Yes! Yes! Pussies everywhere!!"
That's a bestseller.
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE!!!
That's my Lit credability ruined! Ruined I tells ya!
Okay, you're right about the whole sexual deviant thing. However I like to think I'm a deviant with standards, you know?
That's my Lit credability ruined! Ruined I tells ya!
Okay, you're right about the whole sexual deviant thing. However I like to think I'm a deviant with standards, you know?
Does that mean you have progressed from pizza"s to shagging warm pot noodles
It was originally pot noodles. I tried to convince him that the curry ones just weren't good - not on the nose, or the cock. The pizza was supposed to be a step up except he can't cope with it not being in a cup shaped container.
just listening? Nothing else?
Deviant with standards? lol! Now, THAT I'm not going to argue against.
Meh. Lit credibility is fickle. Piss one person off and the whole stack of cards can come tumbling down. Anyway, it's better to have a bad rep and riding it, than having to be good and worry all the time.
Does that mean you have progressed from pizza"s to shagging warm pot noodles
not sayin'......
My weekend has been greatHello Sienna.
Have you had an enjoyable weekend?
Totally chillaxin' 
