the im not horny but wouldnt mind a chat about something else thread.

[ashesatwork]

It’s kind of a slow day at work, do you think if I came back from lunch wearing a Freddie Kruger goalie mask it might kick things up a touch?

please go for it and video for proof

 

[coachdb18]

please go for it and video for proof

Hey, they’re calling the local news channel now, how convenient!

 

[ashesatwork]

Hey, they’re calling the local news channel now, how convenient!

perfect

 

[coachdb18]

perfect

Hey , this is working out great! They brought a little handtruck up for me, and let me stand on it while they wheeled me out, didn’t even have to walk, I think they like me! They keep calling me ‘Hanibal’ though, that’s a little confusing...

 

[coachdb18]

perfect

The guy I talked to asked me what I had for lunch, and he seemed to get really interested when I told him liver and onions, said we’d probably be here a while.

 

[ashesatwork]

The guy I talked to asked me what I had for lunch, and he seemed to get really interested when I told him liver and onions, said we’d probably be here a while.

no doubt

 

[papadoc19]

It was a good night for your Buckeyes, no?

 

[ashesatwork]

theres been some good games

i cant believe miami just came back

go bucks

 

[SassyKatz71]

Haven't watched sports yet. I usually like football.

 

[papadoc19]

*Bump*

 

[ashesatwork]

*Bump*

bump you too

 

[ashesatwork]

i need entertainment. football is boring me

 

[walkingeagle]

I can be entertaining

 

[ashesatwork]

haha i am sure

 

[ClaudeBalls]

i need entertainment. football is boring me

:nana

Does no pants, banana dance!!

 

[ashesatwork]

:nana

Does no pants, banana dance!!

lol my favorite

 

[ClaudeBalls]

lol my favorite

Yayyy!!!

 

[ashesatwork]

Yayyy!!!

only for you CB

 

[ClaudeBalls]

only for you CB

Awwwww.....You are far too sweet, Ash!!

 

[ashesatwork]

Awwwww.....You are far too sweet, Ash!!

lol you dont know me ll that well

 

[coachdb18]

lol you dont know me ll that well

Yeah, it's always the sweet, quiet, unassuming ones that wanna hang you by the gonads from a clothesline...
Had one of those sweet, quiet, unassuming girlfriends when I was in college, and she tied me up in the living room, and then let the pizza delivery guy come in while I was 'indisposed'.... I still get red remembering THAT embarrassment

 

[LadyJS]

Yeah, it's always the sweet, quiet, unassuming ones that wanna hang you by the gonads from a clothesline...
Had one of those sweet, quiet, unassuming girlfriends when I was in college, and she tied me up in the living room, and then let the pizza delivery guy come in while I was 'indisposed'.... I still get red remembering THAT embarrassment

I bet that delivery guy had a story to tell when he got back to the pizza shop!

 

[coachdb18]

I bet that delivery guy had a story to tell when he got back to the pizza shop!

That's everything I was afraid it would become, the pizza shop with the story of my salami pizza... <uggggh>

 

[ashesatwork]

Yeah, it's always the sweet, quiet, unassuming ones that wanna hang you by the gonads from a clothesline...
Had one of those sweet, quiet, unassuming girlfriends when I was in college, and she tied me up in the living room, and then let the pizza delivery guy come in while I was 'indisposed'.... I still get red remembering THAT embarrassment

i always hear about these fun things never met anyone who actually was part of the fun.

 

[ashesatwork]

i could crawl under my desk and sleep.

oddly enough this makes me wish someone else was under my desk. but thats for another thread