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Tallulah82 said:
Something cheered me up last night. :)

And I haven't cried today, so yeah, today's a good day. Gotta run with it while I can :cool:
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I want to multi-quote the entire previous page, but I'll settle for just chuckling at you and your cheery something.
 
zukethecuke said:
I want to multi-quote the entire previous page, but I'll settle for just chuckling at you and your cheery something.
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:kiss: I like making you chuckle.

And no, no need to multi-quote. I don't ever delete what I write, even if I kind of regret it. It's written, it's done. People can go back and read if they can be bothered. :rolleyes:
 
*walks in and promptly slips on a banana skin someone has left on the floor*
 
iLackBrainCells said:
You know, you say the nicest things. 😕


I'm awake!! Sheesh. Actually I don't think I am - I can't type. :eek:


You've stuffed him already?! You don't hang around BFG. :p What did he do to piss you off?
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Well, that took long enough! Where the hell have you been?? Huh???
 
Tallulah82 said:
Well, that took long enough! Where the hell have you been?? Huh???
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Sorry! I was having a dream where Scarlett Johansson was abusing me and I didn't want to wake up.

I'm here now though. I think I'll make some cardboard cut outs of people so you can set then up in a morning and not feel lonely!
 
iLackBrainCells said:
Sorry! I was having a dream where Scarlett Johansson was abusing me and I didn't want to wake up.

I'm here now though. I think I'll make some cardboard cut outs of people so you can set then up in a morning and not feel lonely!
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Well normally I'd apologise, and be disappointed that I wasn't there to join in with good old Scarlett, but I am feeling petulant. So yes - stop your dreaming and come and entertain me here.

I don't want cardboard cut outs. If it must be an alternative, then make bean bag ones. So I can either lay on top of them, or throw them at people if they come near me. :D
 
Tallulah82 said:
Well normally I'd apologise, and be disappointed that I wasn't there to join in with good old Scarlett, but I am feeling petulant. So yes - stop your dreaming and come and entertain me here.

I don't want cardboard cut outs. If it must be an alternative, then make bean bag ones. So I can either lay on top of them, or throw them at people if they come near me. :D
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Petulant? You? I'd never have believed it.

Well if you do sling bean bag cut outs at people, at least it'll make a change from biting their balls off with your teeth. :eek: Yes, I've heard the stories.

I don't know how entertaining I'll be. I'm currently half asleep (no change there then, I admit) but I'm also trying to work out how to put together a sex doll I bought from Ikea. It seemed like a good idea at the time but the instructions told me to screw tightly and I did... I just ended up with a splinter in my cock and her legs fell off.

#MiddleClassProblems.
 
iLackBrainCells said:
Petulant? You? I'd never have believed it.

Well if you do sling bean bag cut outs at people, at least it'll make a change from biting their balls off with your teeth. :eek: Yes, I've heard the stories.

I don't know how entertaining I'll be. I'm currently half asleep (no change there then, I admit) but I'm also trying to work out how to put together a sex doll I bought from Ikea. It seemed like a good idea at the time but the instructions told me to screw tightly and I did... I just ended up with a splinter in my cock and her legs fell off.

#MiddleClassProblems.
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I think you hashtagged that wrongly. I'm pretty sure it should have been

#desperateidiotproblems
 
iLackBrainCells said:
Petulant? You? I'd never have believed it.

Well if you do sling bean bag cut outs at people, at least it'll make a change from biting their balls off with your teeth. :eek: Yes, I've heard the stories.

I don't know how entertaining I'll be. I'm currently half asleep (no change there then, I admit) but I'm also trying to work out how to put together a sex doll I bought from Ikea. It seemed like a good idea at the time but the instructions told me to screw tightly and I did... I just ended up with a splinter in my cock and her legs fell off.

#MiddleClassProblems.
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And anyways. Stories are just stories. Unless you actually see a Litster post a picture of their bleeding balls, then it's just all made-up horror stories from either jealous peeps who don't have *this* going on, or some pissed-off dude who couldn't accept that I wasn't interested in his cock. (Ok, that one's just a mirage - no such dude exists out there...:eek:)
 
Tallulah82 said:
I think you hashtagged that wrongly. I'm pretty sure it should have been

#desperateidiotproblems
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Desperate? It was Ikea you know. Only posh people go to Ikea... I think. *scratches head*

I'll give you the idiot. I grant you that.

Ahh well, back to good old Blow Up Brenda. Not a lot of fun but she's reliable. Mind you, she's covered in that much sellotape to keep the air in, she looks like she's off to a BDSM fair.

What are your plans for the weekend then?
 
Tallulah82 said:
And anyways. Stories are just stories. Unless you actually see a Litster post a picture of their bleeding balls, then it's just all made-up horror stories from either jealous peeps who don't have *this* going on, or some pissed-off dude who couldn't accept that I wasn't interested in his cock. (Ok, that one's just a mirage - no such dude exists out there...:eek:)
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I was going to say.. show you a cock and you're off faster than Oscar Pistorius in the prison showers.
 
iLackBrainCells said:
Desperate? It was Ikea you know. Only posh people go to Ikea... I think. *scratches head*

I'll give you the idiot. I grant you that.

Ahh well, back to good old Blow Up Brenda. Not a lot of fun but she's reliable. Mind you, she's covered in that much sellotape to keep the air in, she looks like she's off to a BDSM fair.

What are your plans for the weekend then?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM

I'm sure I've shared this before. But it never gets old!

I'm off to a BDSM fair...
 
iLackBrainCells said:
You did post that before but seeing as its quite funny, I'll let you off.

Oh God! I shouldn't have promoted the fantasy of a dozen cocks for Tal to play with.

*Smacks forehead.*

Oh well, whilst she's busy dribbling, I can go watch xVideos.
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Hmmmm? Did you say something? Sorry, was erm...preoccupied...


Don't insult Tim with the word "quite" - geez!!!
 
Tallulah82 said:
Hmmmm? Did you say something? Sorry, was erm...preoccupied...


Don't insult Tim with the word "quite" - geez!!!
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Here's a tip, don't fall asleep with xVideos playing. I'm bound to be discovered watching something embarrassing.

Seriously I fell asleep. I don't know whether to go back to bed.
 
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