The Unfuckables

[jaF0]

India has the Untouchables.

I belong to an even less desirable group I call The Unfuckables. Even the gross fat ugly skanky ass chicks don't want us.

You try to pay a whore, they laugh and run.

Whorehouses slam the door in our faces.

 

[adrina]

What makes you so unfuckable?

 

[coachdb18]

In my younger days, we joked about some girls being '3 baggers', you know the ones, you used a third bag over their head just in case the first two broke... Is this like that? <God am I gonna get hate mail for this one!! in 3...2...1...>

 

[Wrong Element]

India has the Untouchables.

I belong to an even less desirable group I call The Unfuckables. Even the gross fat ugly skanky ass chicks don't want us.

Wouldn't an Untouchable also be an Unfuckable by definition?

 

[Hypoxia]

Wouldn't an Untouchable also be an Unfuckable by definition?

Fuckable / Touchable only by other unFuckables / unTouchables.

But no matter one's repulsiveness, there's always SOMEBODY to fuck. Some desperate luzer. Someone with negative self-esteem. Have ANYTHING to offer and one can get fucked. Immense fatties, skeletal crackheads, scab-covered frights, blazing psychos, human stenchpots -- I've seen-em all partnered. No matter how gross you are, someone grosser is available. Go get-em.

Don't bother with shots. Better to be Wasserman Positive than never loved at all.

 

[Kazakhstan]

India has the Untouchables.

I belong to an even less desirable group I call The Unfuckables. Even the gross fat ugly skanky ass chicks don't want us.

You try to pay a whore, they laugh and run.

Whorehouses slam the door in our faces.

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[Saint Peter]

What makes you so unfuckable?

Maybe I don't want to talk about it.

Okay?

 

[lovetoread]

soap and water does wonders for the body

 

[Wrong Element]

Fuckable / Touchable only by other unFuckables / unTouchables.

But no matter one's repulsiveness, there's always SOMEBODY to fuck. Some desperate luzer. Someone with negative self-esteem. Have ANYTHING to offer and one can get fucked. Immense fatties, skeletal crackheads, scab-covered frights, blazing psychos, human stenchpots -- I've seen-em all partnered. No matter how gross you are, someone grosser is available. Go get-em.

Don't bother with shots. Better to be Wasserman Positive than never loved at all.

Busybody is apparently married. So yeah.

 

[Disgustipated]

What makes you so unfuckable?

Her shitty personality and fat shaming.

 

[Boxlicker101]

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That's Doctor Phil, who has a very attractive and much younger wife.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Wouldn't an Untouchable also be an Unfuckable by definition?

Not according to rape stats out of India. The lowest castes are very susceptible to being raped. Not that rape and fucking are quite the same thing.

Why was I unfuckable in high school yet attracted younger (mid 20s) pretty girls once I turned 35? Have had many a girl I knew in high school say I haven't changed much at all. Take that as a compliment I guess.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[BotanyBoy]

I'm an unfuckable.

Not only am I hideous but I'm also about impossible to turn on....so I just quit caring about it and life has been easier ever since.

 

[Kazakhstan]

India has the Untouchables.I belong to an even less desirable group I call
The Unfuckables. Even the gross fat ugly skanky ass chicks don't want us.
You try to pay a whore, they laugh and run.

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"I'm none of the above. My thirty year old son is horny, so I take care of him."

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"He is a pervert and looking at his mother's breasts makes his cock even harder."

- Jodi West

 

[JinSun]

I'm pretty fuckable.

Just ask my employer

 

[irksomesauce]

The Unfuckables

I believe they prefer just to be called Blurt Bitches.

 

[Emerson40]

The Unfuckables.

I believe they prefer just to be called Blurt Bitches.

I believe they are also what you call the impressionable lot referred to in the 'no contact' and 'stay away' provisions of those Protective Orders you're the subject of, yes?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I believe they prefer just to be called Blurt Bitches.

Says the cunt who admits not having any fanny for 17 years.

 

[Saint Peter]

I could go for some fanny.

 

[Emerson40]

Sweet Fanny Annie.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Annie Fanny for all.
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[Emerson40]

Take A Load Off Fanny!

 

[lovetoread]

blurt bitches get too much tail

hence the jealousy

 

[Saint Peter]

The blurt bitches get all the goodies.




Well, some of them.