Its Trump's Birthday - what should we get him?

[BoyNextDoor]

I'd like to get him an impeachment in the House and a trial in the Senate. Maybe next year, or '19.

So this year .... a plane ticket to Russia to visit his master? A prostitute to piss on him? A pussy to grab? What do you get the President that has everything?

 

[Macdaddy23]

Trump steaks, Trump wine, impeachment

 

[adrina]

A ball gag. Literal and figurative.

 

[Lancecastor]

I give him the respect he deserves for stepping up.

For my birthday, he will lend me his wife or elder daughter.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Daily LWCJ thread...



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[TalkRadio]

Trump?

Are you referring to President Donald Trump?

 

[exxbb]

His own reality show, where he executes Dumz n Libz

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Trump?

Are you referring to President Donald Trump?

Let me clarify. I am referring to the Trump quoted in this transcript of a recording with Billy Bush:

Trump: I did try and fuck her. She was married.

Unknown: That’s huge news.

Trump: No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.

She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.”

I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Billy Bush: Sheesh, your girl’s hot as shit. In the purple.

Trump: Whoa! Whoa!

Bush: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!

[Crosstalk]

Trump: Look at you, you are a pussy.

Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Bush: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.

 

[james_1957]

I'd like to get him an impeachment in the House and a trial in the Senate. Maybe next year, or '19.

So this year .... a plane ticket to Russia to visit his master? A prostitute to piss on him? A pussy to grab? What do you get the President that has everything?

^^^ Why we have President Trump & not President Clinton.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I give him the respect he deserves for stepping up.

For my birthday, he will lend me his wife or elder daughter.

I give him the respect he deserves as well.

I'd take the wife over the daughter.

 

[Hashtag47]

Trump?

Are you referring to President Donald Trump?

Aka Donnie the dumb, cancer boi.

 

[phrodeau]

Let's have a party, a big dinner, with all the White House correspondents.

 

[Freudian_Slit]

Bread and circuses. Only the bread is moldy, and the entertainers go unpaid.

 

[needit700]

The bst thing for him and the country

would be LESS Dem-o- craps

 

[hashtag69]

would be LESS Dem-o- craps

STFU, needitconnie.

 

[thør]

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A local diner has the Trump Tower burger on special, today.

I think I'll pass.

 

[RobDownSouth]

A puppy. He's the first president in 150 years not to keep a pet in the White House. Must be lonely there all by himself. Maybe a puppy would make him a happier man.

 

[HisArpy]

That doesn't even look appealing. And I'm hungry.

 

[JohnnySavage]

A puppy. He's the first president in 150 years not to keep a pet in the White House. Must be lonely there all by himself. Maybe a puppy would make him a happier man.

Not true. He has Paul Ryan.

 

[thør]

That doesn't even look appealing. And I'm hungry.

Kriners is no Tommy's!

 

[doowdniw]

More really long, big, beautiful ties. Because they're the best ties that have ever existed. They are historical ties. They are such great ties, that it's really unbelievable.

 

[jaF0]

I say we get him a few cases of these.

 

[Not Normal]

Deportation papers.

 

[Liar]

I hear he's pretty fond of coal.

 

[Hard_Rom]

An all expenses paid trip to do some bear watching on a remote Alaskan island. By himself for seven day. SS can surround the island and make sure no humans get in. They can scour island first to determine that there are no humans there first too. Wouldn't want some liberal nutter to take a shot at the POTUS would we. I think it would be good for him to see some nature.