Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[AverageGary]

Is it supposed to be this soft?

 

[lowphat]

You like that position? My sister showed me, she got it from my dad

 

[Iceprincess12]

This is the part of the movie when Spock dies, I'll need a moment of silence.

 

[Loxarchos]

Gosh, are you finished yet??

 

[shadowofaman]

Do you mind if I file my nails until your done.

 

[Cymru6969]

Mommy will be home soon, sweetheart. There's pizza in the freezer.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I think you just rubbed off a scab

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'm in a hurry tonight so I'll take 20% off if you come right now.

 

[Miasorrow]

My husband is going to love this video.

Wait, that's almost hot..

 

[ayame34G]

Your sister does it better.

 

[AverageGary]

Your brother is bigger

 

[Madmar]

"That's not me, it's the dog."

 

[girlyboi85]

The wheelbarrow position? Okay, but don't wheel me past my sister's.

 

[icrwid68]

"That's not me, it's the dog."

Hilarious!!!!

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

 

[LadyJS]

Your credit card was declined. Again.

 

[girlyboi85]

Your credit card was declined. Again.

You can have my firstborn.

 

[Loxarchos]

Room service!

 

[Leigh81]

Mommy, daddy, sister, brother
Take your pick

L

 

[girlyboi85]

Mommy, daddy, sister, brother
Take your pick

L

Not the dog?

 

[Madmar]

Originally Posted by Leigh81 Mommy, daddy, sister, brother
Take your pick

Not the dog?

Ha. None are good. Unless you're into that sort of thing. And I don't really want to find out if I am or not, but the dang dog is ALWAYS on the bed.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I bet Iron Man is harder

 

[RossieOregon]

Make this quick! I have a date with my girlfriend, don't want to keep her waiting.

 

[Iceprincess12]

When does it get good?

 

[LustfulOne50]

Are you in yet?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Wow, you're ready in two minutes. You beat the microwave again.