The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

[Conager]

I just got Bluey's present. I think she'll be surprised.

It's not a vacuum cleaner or a mousetrap is it?

 

[phantom4533]

Craig Sager died.

 

[nerfhearder]

This might be the best thing I've ever done and by that, I mean funny.


I was attempting to open a can of pasta sauce with a hand held can opener. I tried to pry it open with a spoon......I fucking flipped spaghetti sauce all over me and I mean all over me. All over my face, neck, shirt, my hair, my glasses, the kitchen counter. I actually found some of it across the room.


Best stupid thing I've ever done.

I always use an old fashioned bottle opener. I just pry it under the lid and the seal pops.
Hope you did not have too much of a mess!

Use a P-38. Problem solved and it costs literally pocket change.

 

[raindancer]

This one I know! It is made with olive juice

I'm still craving one! Beer is not cutting it.

 

[nerfhearder]

Craig Sager died.

Apparently 60 is the new 90 because they're dropping like flies pretty young.

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://acuavenezuela.net.ve/wpwebacua/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/FSH_01_JM0010_01_P.jpg

 

[HarryHill]

http://acuavenezuela.net.ve/wpwebacua/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/FSH_01_JM0010_01_P.jpg

..
lunch?

 

[silver gurl]

Use a P-38. Problem solved and it costs literally pocket change.

That would pretty much take care of anything.

Santa Claus arrived today, the husband asked if I could wrap it. It is my gift. I know what it is and it is awesome, I started crying.

 

[Conager]

Frying corn chips in corn oil seems a bit cannibalistic.

 

[HarryHill]

That would pretty much take care of anything.

Santa Claus arrived today, the husband asked if I could wrap it. It is my gift. I know what it is and it is awesome, I started crying.

.. electric can opener?

 

[Conager]

They are all blending together now. Just the same drollness of it all is an unwanted chore.

I don't think that word means what you think it means. Props for working on your lexicon, though.

 

[Disgustipated]

Toldja.

 

[Killswitch1]

this had me laughing so hard I snorted!

Watch the commercial Lance posted.

Just got my girlfriend the most awesome gift.

Besides a 700 dollar Roomba, and way too many Godiva Milk Chocolate Bars I got her this and I am so excited! lol

Thats a fucking vacuum cleaner...what do you get her for her birthday, a washing machine?

A new dishwasher.

KS1 is in the Bug A Salt commercial....

https://youtu.be/IFrGkRHVzy8

This is why I bought this thing. I saw that commercial at like 3 am and was like huh?

lol

 

[Killswitch1]

That would pretty much take care of anything.

Santa Claus arrived today, the husband asked if I could wrap it. It is my gift. I know what it is and it is awesome, I started crying.

A bug a salt?

 

[Killswitch1]

Oh Baby, I loves you so much I got you a vacuum cleaner for christmas!

It's what she wanted.

 

[nerfhearder]

It's what she wanted.

I got my wife a new stand up mixer for Christmas because she specifically asked for one because her old one is about done. I even got shit from the cashier for getting it but fuck them. I know what she wants and that she'll be happy with it. Plus I'm not a complete idiot and I got her plenty of fun and sparkly stuff, too.

 

[silver gurl]

.. electric can opener?

No, not that fancy. The hand crank kind!

A bug a salt?

A shiny new.....laptop!

 

[pink]

Elvira got a new sweater.



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/kara_CM/20161215_183158_zpsxdzwwfhh.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

It's what she wanted.

I got my wife a new stand up mixer for Christmas because she specifically asked for one because her old one is about done. I even got shit from the cashier for getting it but fuck them. I know what she wants and that she'll be happy with it. Plus I'm not a complete idiot and I got her plenty of fun and sparkly stuff, too.

Nothing wrong with these gifts! I wouldn't mind some new sheets, towels etc.

 

[nerfhearder]

Elvira got a new sweater.



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/kara_CM/20161215_183158_zpsxdzwwfhh.jpg

Well now that song is stuck in my head for the night. Thanks.

 

[silver gurl]

Elvira got a new sweater.



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b131/kara_CM/20161215_183158_zpsxdzwwfhh.jpg

Cute!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

more Benedict Cumberbund (Cumberbatch), on Boston PBS.

yay!

 

[Radiohead]

I got my wife a new stand up mixer for Christmas because she specifically asked for one because her old one is about done. I even got shit from the cashier for getting it but fuck them. I know what she wants and that she'll be happy with it. Plus I'm not a complete idiot and I got her plenty of fun and sparkly stuff, too.

Especially when they are dreaming about a dyson, or something of the ilk. A 500 dollar ring, sure, thats great... something you can use thats worth that much, fuck no, thats crazy.

 

[silver gurl]

Well now that song is stuck in my head for the night. Thanks.

My hearts on fire....

 

[JohnnySavage]

Canned (or jarred) pasta sauce???

I'd sooner cut the second 6" of my pecker off then allow that sludge in my home.