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Conager said:
'Cause, duh!

It says right there on the bottle "Alcohol-free." What drunk would buy a bottle of alcohol that says that?
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My interest is solely in the fancy bottle top.

Any drunk who looks for mouthwash based on alcohol content, is probably already making B-52 shots with the three colours of Aqua Velva when they want fancy-shmancy, and not too interested in anything that will slow the flow of their Listerine wine.
 
Tinkersquash said:
Doesn't it leave salt scattered everywhere? Or is that why you bought the Roomba? :D
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Hey! Good catch I didn't think of that...lol

It's a tiny amount of salt and messes are not a problem.

I wonder if it will calm the pit bulls down.

:D
 
I love cleaning out my purse, I feel like I have accomplished something. Now after saying that, holy hell it's a job.
 
Tinkersquash said:
Yeah! Risengrød is some really delicious stick-to-your-ribs food. That's something you can find year-round. They used to have Pama brand grødris - flattened parboiled grains of rice. Those are/were very easy to boil up but I haven't seen it in a long time. I stay away from the stuff now. Have you ever made klatkager with leftover risgrøt? I'd like to try that some time.

Yes, yes and yes.

Today I arranged a visit with a nurse to help me figure out how to move more easily around my home and accomplish some tasks which have become difficult for me. She wound up staying for a couple of hours and we had a great time trouble-shooting. On her way out she took two large bags of garbage out to the dumpster for me. That's one of the toughies for me. I have to give up one crutch to carry a bag, and that's very painful and I can't do it anymore (nor should I). Garbage remove day is tomorrow and I know the dumpsters are usually full by Thursday so I told her to bring it back if they were full and I'd ask someone else to take them out tomorrow.

10 min later there's a knock at the door so I shout "Come on in! The door's still open!" I hear the door open and footsteps down the hallway and then there's a strange woman standing in front of me in the living room holding a giant bouquet of flowers saying, "Someone sent you flowers." :D It was awkward for a moment while I tried to process but then she laughed and it was good. It must be an interesting job, delivering flowers. I'd like to try it!
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That produced an audible aww.

pink said:
I love cleaning out my purse, I feel like I have accomplished something. Now after saying that, holy hell it's a job.
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This is why I prefer small purses, there's just room for the essentials.
 
Killswitch1 said:
Just got my girlfriend the most awesome gift.

Besides a 700 dollar Roomba, and way too many Godiva Milk Chocolate Bars I got her this and I am so excited! lol



Thats a fucking vacuum cleaner...what do you get her for her birthday, a washing machine?:eek::confused:
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Hard_Rom said:
I'm picturing you... step out the door... jump back inside... step out the door... jump back inside.
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Pretty much. Spent most of the day snuggled with the dogs. I finally went out. Not too bad at 6F. Really cold tonight though.
 
This might be the best thing I've ever done and by that, I mean funny.


I was attempting to open a can of pasta sauce with a hand held can opener. I tried to pry it open with a spoon......I fucking flipped spaghetti sauce all over me and I mean all over me. All over my face, neck, shirt, my hair, my glasses, the kitchen counter. I actually found some of it across the room.


Best stupid thing I've ever done.
 
Emerson40 said:
My interest is solely in the fancy bottle top.

Any drunk who looks for mouthwash based on alcohol content, is probably already making B-52 shots with the three colours of Aqua Velva when they want fancy-shmancy, and not too interested in anything that will slow the flow of their Listerine wine.
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Some bars do use something similar to measure out pours for mixed drinks. Not so much for shots since the glass itself is the measuring cup. I totally support the use of them since it's a win/win. Cuts waste and costs for the bar and makes sure the customer gets the same drink every time. I hate bartenders that can't make a drink the same way twice. Learn your craft, bitch.
 
pink said:
This might be the best thing I've ever done and by that, I mean funny.


I was attempting to open a can of pasta sauce with a hand held can opener. I tried to pry it open with a spoon......I fucking flipped spaghetti sauce all over me and I mean all over me. All over my face, neck, shirt, my hair, my glasses, the kitchen counter. I actually found some of it across the room.


Best stupid thing I've ever done.
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Quite Saucy! ;)

Assuming you weren't doing this stark nekkid (always a consideration, I admit), make sure you separate out your tomato sauced stained clothes on laundry day!!
 
Why do people bitch about the weather in a place they've lived most of their lives? If you lived there 30 years and the weather is the same as it's been every year at this time then what the hell are you bitching about?

It's cold there, it's hot here, it's wet over there. You mean just like it was last year and every single year before since the beginning of time? No way!
 
Yeah the weather sux and people bitch even when it don't, I'm okay with that
 
nerfhearder said:
Why do people bitch about the weather in a place they've lived most of their lives? If you lived there 30 years and the weather is the same as it's been every year at this time then what the hell are you bitching about?

It's cold there, it's hot here, it's wet over there. You mean just like it was last year and every single year before since the beginning of time? No way!
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Yes, yes, a thousand times YES!!!
 
pink said:
This might be the best thing I've ever done and by that, I mean funny.


I was attempting to open a can of pasta sauce with a hand held can opener. I tried to pry it open with a spoon......I fucking flipped spaghetti sauce all over me and I mean all over me. All over my face, neck, shirt, my hair, my glasses, the kitchen counter. I actually found some of it across the room.


Best stupid thing I've ever done.
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I always use an old fashioned bottle opener. I just pry it under the lid and the seal pops.
Hope you did not have too much of a mess!
 
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