The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

[trysail]

I know it's early but I crave a dirty martini.

What's that? One that actually has some vermouth in it?



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[raindancer]

It's a classic martini with a splash of the olive brine.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Not as many as tits

I have antique tits. Candy canes were the best option.

 

[irksomesauce]

It is said that every American today is saddled with approximately $50,000 of government debt, including each and every baby as soon as she or he is born. By 2040 or so - just 20+ years from now - that government debt figure per each American is estimated to exponentially grow to approximately $250,000.

Sugarcoating that is going to take a whole hell of a bunch of candy canes.

 

[Conager]

It is said that every American today is saddled with approximately $50,000 of government debt, including each and every baby as soon as she or he is born. By 2040 or so - just 20+ years from now - that government debt figure per each American is estimated to exponentially grow to approximately $250,000.

Sugarcoating that is going to take a whole hell of a bunch of candy canes.

Currently the figure per citizen is $61,000. The figure most relevant is $166,000 per taxpayer because really only one in three pay taxes. Just slightly under two out of every three citizens are either too young retired or too poor to pay taxes.

Pretending that level of debt on top of Consumer Debt and mortgages and car payments is sustainable is just silly

 

[HarryHill]

I know it's early but I crave a dirty martini.

..
fuck yeah, sour mash for me, cheers Murph!

 

[pink]

I have antique tits. Candy canes were the best option.

I like this. I'm going to steal it.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Candy canes get the most and biggest smiles. Just a matter of demographics. Children and females.

We hand out candy canes to kids at tree sales, pretty girls too. Smiles and shy thank yous. Candy canes are de bomb!

 

[Conager]

Candy canes get the most and biggest smiles. Just a matter of demographics. Children and females.

We hand out candy canes to kids at tree sales, pretty girls too. Smiles and shy thank yous. Candy canes are de bomb!

Do you tell the ugly girls why they don't get a candy cane? How do they react to you handing candy canes out to the pretty girls and ignoring them?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Do you tell the ugly girls why they don't get a candy cane? How do they react to you handing candy canes out to the pretty girls and ignoring them?

No such thing as an ugly woman. Just some more beautiful than others.

 

[Aglaopheme]

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In many ways.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Shouldn't this be in the Sapiosexual thread?

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In many ways.

 

[spacekowboy]

So what you're saying is that my mind is dumb?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Shouldn't this be in the Sapiosexual thread?

It all depends on what you read into it.

So what you're saying is that my mind is dumb?

Never!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

yesterday, I learned how many smiles candy canes can bring.

Not as many as tits

I have antique tits. Candy canes were the best option.

I like this. I'm going to steal it.

Sorry milady Pink, but...given the option of candy canes over your tits, your tits would bring the greater joy.

And that's not just for one Christmas Day, but the whole 365, including the leap years!

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[Tinkersquash]

I will have to try it that way sometime. Risgrøt, which is also a rice porridge made with milk, is the traditional dessert in Norway, topped with cinnamon, sugar, and butter. No chopped almonds, but there is also a whole almond hidden for a gift. I'll be making a pot of it on Saturday for a party.

Yeah! Risengrød is some really delicious stick-to-your-ribs food. That's something you can find year-round. They used to have Pama brand grødris - flattened parboiled grains of rice. Those are/were very easy to boil up but I haven't seen it in a long time. I stay away from the stuff now. Have you ever made klatkager with leftover risgrøt? I'd like to try that some time.

Left overs of anything are always delicious. Better than the first serving with so many foods I think.

Yes, yes and yes.

Today I arranged a visit with a nurse to help me figure out how to move more easily around my home and accomplish some tasks which have become difficult for me. She wound up staying for a couple of hours and we had a great time trouble-shooting. On her way out she took two large bags of garbage out to the dumpster for me. That's one of the toughies for me. I have to give up one crutch to carry a bag, and that's very painful and I can't do it anymore (nor should I). Garbage remove day is tomorrow and I know the dumpsters are usually full by Thursday so I told her to bring it back if they were full and I'd ask someone else to take them out tomorrow.

10 min later there's a knock at the door so I shout "Come on in! The door's still open!" I hear the door open and footsteps down the hallway and then there's a strange woman standing in front of me in the living room holding a giant bouquet of flowers saying, "Someone sent you flowers." It was awkward for a moment while I tried to process but then she laughed and it was good. It must be an interesting job, delivering flowers. I'd like to try it!

 

[Conager]

Flowers are better than refuse refused.

 

[Conager]

No such thing as an ugly woman. Just some more beautiful than others.

So how do you decide upon which of the "less beautiful" are culled from the candy dispensing?

Are individual members empowered to make those decisions or is it a group vote?

 

[Tinkersquash]

Flowers are better than refuse refused.

Hell yeah they are! Especially when they are Christmas-themed.

The last time my fella sent me flowers they mistyped the card and it read "millions of laws" instead of "millions of love". I wonder what they thought that meant. I think it could be really fun to screw with the florist and leave all sorts of confusing messages or instructions. "Draw a picture of an anteater and below that, write 'MOTHERS RECIPE'"

If I were a florist I'd collect all the gems like that and then publish them in a tell-all florists journal and laugh my way to the bank.

 

[Conager]

• AndraJenny (AJ) is a "cured" homosexual who now posts under the manly-man userid 4est_4est_Gump
• Query (Queerbait) is a "cured" transvestite who now posts under the manly-man userid Conager

Why would one need to be cured and how does one effect such a cure, Rob?

 

[Emerson40]

There are some mouthwash bottles that have those fancy, fandangled tops that allow you to squeeze the bottle, and a perfect 'shot' of mouthwash fills the top.


http://68.media.tumblr.com/3da6ee22ba4622fc6aa72c549c5b7482/tumblr_inline_mhf6af1rJR1qz4rgp.gif


Why hasn't the booze business adopted this wonderful idea, and installed these tops on my favourite liquor?

 

[Conager]

There are some mouthwash bottles that have those fancy, fandangled tops that allow you to squeeze the bottle, and a perfect 'shot' of mouthwash fills the top.


http://68.media.tumblr.com/3da6ee22ba4622fc6aa72c549c5b7482/tumblr_inline_mhf6af1rJR1qz4rgp.gif


Why hasn't the booze business adopted this wonderful idea, and installed these tops on my favourite liquor?

'Cause, duh!

It says right there on the bottle "Alcohol-free." What drunk would buy a bottle of alcohol that says that?

 

[Killswitch1]

Just got my girlfriend the most awesome gift.

Besides a 700 dollar Roomba, and way too many Godiva Milk Chocolate Bars I got her this and I am so excited! lol

It's perfect!

Ever seen these?

You shoot flies with it.

She'll love it!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Ks9mfflOL._SL1500_.jpg

 

[Tinkersquash]

Doesn't it leave salt scattered everywhere? Or is that why you bought the Roomba?

 

[Conager]

Do they taste like pastrami after the instant salt cure?