The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: N. 12° 38.1' W. 61° 21.4'

[Fata Morgana]

yep, you are

If the shoe were on the other foot I'd be plotting her death.

 

[Sean]

You call what you're doing with ltr a relationship?

...Or are you talking about your last online adventure with the visa troubles/laptop thief?

Either way...no, I've never been in a "situation" like yours, thank god.

Poor, lonely, bitter little Lance.

 

[lovetoread]

once upon a time my company would have lovely parties in a ballroom with nice food, nice drinks, and it would be after work

now my company has a "get together" inside the building in a small location and has it during the work day. It starts right when i leave for the day.

i have not been to one in over 3 years

 

[Hard_Rom]

Aww thanks.

I've had two texts already from the pub, I've fucked up the food order and one girl has no dinner at all. I'm a dead woman next week.

Condolences to your family. Know that you will be missed.

Any poetic types care to write a nice eulogy? Or maybe you could write your own.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yossi]

I'm awful at organizing just about everything. I'd rather help with a party than try and plan one.

 

[Lancecastor]

Poor, lonely, bitter little Lance.

Yeah, I should give up on interacting with people in real life and go binary liquid-cooled stroke like you.

ahahaha!

 

[Sean]

Yeah, I should give up on interacting with people in real life and go binary liquid-cooled stroke like you.

ahahaha!

Oh, I'm pretty sure the only people you interact with on a regular basis are your carers,

 

[Fata Morgana]

Condolences to your family. Know that you will be missed.

Any poetic types care to write a nice eulogy? Or maybe you could write your own.

They've cooked her something! She called me a useless bitch. I'm forgiven. Aww.

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh, I'm pretty sure the only people you interact with on a regular basis are your carers,

Whatever that means, I think you should continue doing exactly what you're doing.

For the good of womankind.

 

[silver gurl]

G's department one was this week, a SEVEN HOuR lunch. Not sure when the company wide thing is. Nothing is the same since credit crunch.

The same with my husband's company. Their party is tonight, this year it is for employees only.
Which fine, it means I don't need to dress up and mingle.

 

[lovetoread]

wait a minute

the penis is not real?

 

[HarryHill]

I guess no one wants to post after that

 

[Radiohead]

James and The Charlatans. Haven't seen the charlies live since '91.

That was last month for me

 

[lovetoread]

i now feel the need to get a rabbit vibe

havent had one in years

 

[Pookie]

Sharpie fun for those into that kind of thing ...


http://www.christmasporn.com/065-santa-loves-anal-sex/10.jpg

 

[butters]

Aww thanks.

I've had two texts already from the pub, I've fucked up the food order and one girl has no dinner at all. I'm a dead woman next week.

Do like they do, at my husbands Christmas parties: Order wine, more wine and some more wine.
Last year, we waited 3 hours for dinner. By the time it arrived, no one cared.

Feel better. I have the crud as well.

alcohol - the social soother, till it all kicks off and someone throws up in the plant pot

They've cooked her something! She called me a useless bitch. I'm forgiven. Aww.

well next year let one of them organise it - bet they don't all rush to take on the responsibility. the girl got her food and you missed the party - i feel more sorry for you than her

I guess no one wants to post after that

ha - like a conversation stopper

 

[Pookie]

Aww thanks.

I've had two texts already from the pub, I've fucked up the food order and one girl has no dinner at all. I'm a dead woman next week.

I can sub for you, if ya want.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Sharpie fun for those into that kind of thing ...


http://www.christmasporn.com/065-santa-loves-anal-sex/10.jpg

Clean up on aisle 3

 

[hashtag4]

Sharpie fun for those into that kind of thing ...


http://www.christmasporn.com/065-santa-loves-anal-sex/10.jpg

What were you thinking, pookie?
Emerson will be here any moment splooging over the computer screen

 

[silver gurl]

alcohol - the social soother, till it all kicks off and someone throws up in the plant pot

One year, I gave the husband's boss, a piece of my mind. It worked though!

 

[butters]

One year, I gave the husband's boss, a piece of my mind. It worked though!

good for you

 

[lovetoread]

sharpie users need holiday happiness too

 

[trysail]

Actress Sofia Vergara Sued By Her Own Frozen Embryos


December 9, 2016
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(NPR) A lawsuit has been filed against actress Sofia Vergara on behalf of her two frozen embryos...





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[Fata Morgana]

alcohol - the social soother, till it all kicks off and someone throws up in the plant pot


well next year let one of them organise it - bet they don't all rush to take on the responsibility. the girl got her food and you missed the party - i feel more sorry for you than her

ha - like a conversation stopper

Awww. They're all bladdered and sending selfies now. Sent them pic of my Olbas Oil and Benylin!