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EggoWaffle
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Smartest oil change place ever.

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Hello all, just sitting here getting an oil change.
I am utterly intoxicated with life today! The weather for one is absolutely perfect! Why I am sitting in here I do not know, but at least they have massage chairs. I am addicted to them.
Speaking of bird calls, one year I was determined to become a bird expert. Like an amateur onithologist or I guess just an amateur birdwatcher. I memorized their habitats and how to identify them. I had an app on my phone that could do the bird calls. One time I was walking near dusk and I said this is the perfect habitat for this type of bird, but they do get aggressive when disturbed. Some sort of sparrow, what harm could they be? So I played the bird call from my phone and immediately got attacked from said bird, flying out of the bushes in a frenzy.
That was the end of my amateur bird study.
I think I'll become a wildflower expert next spring.
Jiggly boobiesLol, these are chairs you put a 5 dollar bill in and then get 20 minutes of massage. They have one at the car wash too, which I did as soon as I got home from my vacation. Oh and the nail salon, where they are extra vibrating so the guys doing your pedicure get an eyeful of jiggly boobies.
Now you're all having me fantasize about sitting in a massage chair where the oil change guys come out and rub you down like at the mall. There they love to spend a lot of time rubbing your ass right out in public. I know it's just their job, but it just feels weird sometimes.
Lol, these are chairs you put a 5 dollar bill in and then get 20 minutes of massage. They have one at the car wash too, which I did as soon as I got home from my vacation. Oh and the nail salon, where they are extra vibrating so the guys doing your pedicure get an eyeful of jiggly boobies.
Now you're all having me fantasize about sitting in a massage chair where the oil change guys come out and rub you down like at the mall. There they love to spend a lot of time rubbing your ass right out in public. I know it's just their job, but it just feels weird sometimes.
Now you're all having me fantasize about sitting in a massage chair where the oil change guys come out and rub you down like at the mall. There they love to spend a lot of time rubbing your ass right out in public. I know it's just their job, but it just feels weird sometimes.
Wait, where is this mall?!?![]()
You guys must not have a lot of cool malls and oil change places, because every mall near me has at least one massage place out in the open (chair massage) and one inside a room where you get a table or foot massage. I only do them when I'm desperate though, I prefer an actual spa. Those quickie places hurt me.
You guys must not have a lot of cool malls and oil change places, because every mall near me has at least one massage place out in the open (chair massage) and one inside a room where you get a table or foot massage. I only do them when I'm desperate though, I prefer an actual spa. Those quickie places hurt me.
You guys must not have a lot of cool malls and oil change places, because every mall near me has at least one massage place out in the open (chair massage) and one inside a room where you get a table or foot massage. I only do them when I'm desperate though, I prefer an actual spa. Those quickie places hurt me.

So true...Ha quickies, great for a fix, but not as good as the full experience.
I used to practically live in malls, working and shopping and socializing there. It's kinda sad to hear about closed malls. Now I do most of my shopping online, but it's still fun to walk around them now and then.Lmao. I live in podunk & half the shops in our mall are closed. The "big" mall locally has the massage chairs. It sucks too though.
One time I did get a bad massage and maybe it's just a coincidence, but I ended up with a very annoying skin condition, lasted like two years. It could've also been caused by stress, it was when I owned my own business that grew out of my control.Oh the massage chairs are around here, as are a lot of Asian massage parlors that draw a lot of business. Spa's are the best route and most bang for the buck though.
The last time I tried out a massage chair I was getting over a bad inner ear infection and dealing with vertigo. Since I was a heated massage chair and I wasn't feeling good that day I was persuaded to give it a try. It was a very bad experience....
Wow... that sounds kinda exciting yet kinda stressful. I used to have projects where I'd fly all around, but at least got to go home every weekend. Enjoy your time at home!checking in,
Going to be a busy weekend, Moving weekend, this project is over, moving on to the next. North of Atlanta. Move, Work 3 days, than a month off, while they sort out the details of the project! Yeah get to go home for the first time since December!
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So true...
I used to practically live in malls, working and shopping and socializing there. It's kinda sad to hear about closed malls. Now I do most of my shopping online, but it's still fun to walk around them now and then.
One time I did get a bad massage and maybe it's just a coincidence, but I ended up with a very annoying skin condition, lasted like two years. It could've also been caused by stress, it was when I owned my own business that grew out of my control.
Also, one time I had an inner ear infection and I went to see Red Hot Chili Peppers and they had a swirly bullseye on stage and I had severe vertigo and actually passed out right in front in the mosh pit. Sooo lucky I had good friends that got me to safety fast.
Wow... that sounds kinda exciting yet kinda stressful. I used to have projects where I'd fly all around, but at least got to go home every weekend. Enjoy your time at home!
The vacation was just a spontaneous quickie, hehe, using that word again. I like shorter vacations because I have cats at home, but yeah, it was really nice. I actually enjoyed being stuck in the middle of the Black Hills with no Internet. Got a lot of reading done. The cabin had a creek in the back yard so the dog got to play in it, she loved that. It also had a 100 mile trail right behind it, although it was a fee trail. I did pay to walk along it a few days. Saw a lot of sights, didn't hike enough... Wanted to see Devil's Tower but it wasn't dog friendly so I'll have to rely on my memory or visit again someday.How was the vaca? Everything work out as you hoped?
The vacation was just a spontaneous quickie, hehe, using that word again. I like shorter vacations because I have cats at home, but yeah, it was really nice. I actually enjoyed being stuck in the middle of the Black Hills with no Internet. Got a lot of reading done. The cabin had a creek in the back yard so the dog got to play in it, she loved that. It also had a 100 mile trail right behind it, although it was a fee trail. I did pay to walk along it a few days. Saw a lot of sights, didn't hike enough... Wanted to see Devil's Tower but it wasn't dog friendly so I'll have to rely on my memory or visit again someday.
*checks to make sure everything is all right*
Nice to see we were busy on a Friday.
*pulls the massage chair out of hiding and sets it up*
I'll be here for a bit if anyone gets bored.
Slides into the massage chair... Pulls hair up... fidgets in excitement...
Tiamo, how are you chica? Playing a classic right now, soul calibur 4 and sipping some whiskey. How's your Friday going?
I just spent two hours learning about Xenoblade Chronicles X. Last time I heard about it (another hour or so), I rushed out to buy myself a Wii U. I also talked about a few games. Why I am walking around town for 3 hours instead of just playing the games baffles me.
I'm about to peek into Final Fantasy VII. Heard so much about it I wanted to test it out before they release the remake. Bought it on Steam today for $11.Ha, it happens, I spent an absurd amount of time talking to a another sgt in the office I haven't talked much to prior once I mentioned I played bordelands. It just went from there, she just got the handsome jack edition game for ps4 which came with the set I believe. We talked about for a long time about pre-sequel vs borderlands 2, it went on for a long time. Quite understandable when gaming talk gets going.
Well we have those massage chairs in our malls, but so far no one has set up any actual massage places. Got a lot of nail salons though.
Of course it does help that I do know how to give proper massages myself. I used to be a sports massage therapist.

I'm about to peek into Final Fantasy VII. Heard so much about it I wanted to test it out before they release the remake. Bought it on Steam today for $11.