Why do people here advertise themselves so poorly?

[SexyAlison]

You know, when you're trying to meet someone, you typically try to advertise your best features. "I'm funny, smart, good looking" etc, etc. Why do so many of you send me PMs with messages like "I'm homeless, morbidly obese, have absolutely nothing going for me. Wanna fuck?" Like hell no I don't why are you sending me these messages?

 

[pollynova]

I guess I need a bigger advertising budget.

 

[RoryN]

You know, when you're trying to meet someone, you typically try to advertise your best features. "I'm funny, smart, good looking" etc, etc. Why do so many of you send me PMs with messages like "I'm homeless, morbidly obese, have absolutely nothing going for me. Wanna fuck?"

Because a lot of GBers have given up. They're basically daring you to care.

 

[pink]

Who says we are trying to meet someone?

 

[thør]

I guess I need a bigger advertising budget.

What's your current budget?

 

[xxxpaulzzz]

I am funny, smart and good looking.......now will you pm me?

 

[pollynova]

What's your current budget?

$0.

 

[thør]

$0.

No ¢??

 

[pollynova]

No ¢??

People tell me all the time I have no cents.

 

[Hypoxia]

Where's the beef?

 

[Kinkenglish]

People tell me all the time I have no cents.

No 'inner cents'

 

[doctor_insanus]

Love me for who I am, godDAMNIT.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

You know, when you're trying to meet someone, you typically try to advertise your best features. "I'm funny, smart, good looking" etc, etc. Why do so many of you send me PMs with messages like "I'm homeless, morbidly obese, have absolutely nothing going for me. Wanna fuck?" Like hell no I don't why are you sending me these messages?

You promised not to tell.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

You know, when you're trying to meet someone, you typically try to advertise your best features. "I'm funny, smart, good looking" etc, etc. Why do so many of you send me PMs with messages like "I'm homeless, morbidly obese, have absolutely nothing going for me. Wanna fuck?" Like hell no I don't why are you sending me these messages?

LOL well obviously if people are actually doing this..it's only because it bothers you so much and everyone likes to fuck with you. I mean....duh??

Oh...and good job putting YOUR best features out there! lol Kudos

 

[Saint Peter]

I have worked extremely hard on my profile to make absolutely sure that I have accurately described myself and my desires.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You know, when you're trying to meet someone, you typically try to advertise your best features. "I'm funny, smart, good looking" etc, etc. Why do so many of you send me PMs with messages like "I'm homeless, morbidly obese, have absolutely nothing going for me. Wanna fuck?" Like hell no I don't why are you sending me these messages?

Then put Petey on ignore.

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[Saint Peter]

Then put Petey on ignore.

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Are you still mad about me picking on your little buddy?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You are not worthy of emotion.

 

[Que]

I guess I need a bigger advertising budget.

"Bigger." Heh.

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you still mad about me picking on your little buddy?

You are not worthy of emotion.

That would be a yes?

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't like it when you two fight.

Especially in the fake hooker dude's vintage themed troll threads.

It's too effemme.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't like it when you two fight.

Especially in the fake hooker dude's vintage themed troll threads.

It makes us all just a little cheaper and dirtier.

 

[Lancecastor]

It makes us all just a little cheaper and dirtier.

Yes. Please leave that to the girls.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yes. Please leave that to the girls.

Noted.

Thank you for bring this to my attention.

 

[Lancecastor]

Noted.

Thank you for bring this to my attention.

Cheap & Dirty would make a great name for a chain of young womens fashion stores.