Four years ago today.

Couple of intertesting threads show up there.


It's too damn easy to drop down the rabbit hole when you start following links in ten or twelve year old threads.

A few hours spent yesterday and today scanning threads linked here. And then I followed several others to the jizzed upon corners of this forum. Kind of wish I hadn't, but one clear theme was enlightening: old aliances are still strong, the same people who hated each other then still hate one another now. It's like a giant family reunion on skip during the span of a decade. I'd find it sad if it weren't so damn riveting. Sort of like modern talkies with tit avs.

I am late for wine tasting. This forum is such a time suck.
 
It's too damn easy to drop down the rabbit hole when you start following links in ten or twelve year old threads.

I come back out every so often. I'm afraid I'll lose my way back. Dead twins, fake cancer, tomato seeds?? Its too much!
 
I come back out every so often. I'm afraid I'll lose my way back. Dead twins, fake cancer, tomato seeds?? Its too much!

You made it to the fried chicken video, right? Right??

And the California law office(s) internship? And the solicitation for rape stories (aka jerk fodder) via PM?

Good god. I have to turn my phone off now.
 
Lasher fucking nailed it back in 2003:

My money is on Karen Kraft and the starter of this thread not being even remotely the people they say they are... Although it may be that the same person is playing both characters. Btw, I say this on a hunch without a single shred of evidence, lol.
 
You made it to the fried chicken video, right? Right??

And the California law office(s) internship? And the solicitation for rape stories (aka jerk fodder) via PM?

Good god. I have to turn my phone off now.

No! My God. Show me the way.
 
Nope, wrong again, foolish one. There is The Karen (the very Me who writes this message) and an entirely different person, in real life, who is Call Me Kevin. Kevin is an attorney in whose office I intern (can that be a verb?); he is in his mid-fifties and not at all like me.

If you would like to wager on your theory that Call Me Kevin and Karen Kraft are the same person, fine. Name the amount of your wager and your method of proof. Perhaps lunch with us in L.A., or with DCL or even Laurel down south.

It is unfortunate that your jealousy has driven common sense from your perception.

Put up or shut up, cow. Even Chey is too smart to think that Kevin and I are the same person. And to be sillier than Chey, well . . . that's pretty bad.

I am your Karen. Call Me Kevin is my boss and biggest fan. I think your nasty accusation disqualifies you from a free membership to the Karen Kraft Fan Club. Alas, you will have to pay full price for your membership. No free decoder ring either.


;)

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Lasher fucking nailed it back in 2003:

Cheyenne, from January 2004....
.... I still think the Karen and the Kevin are poorly written characters. I still think that rape thread that "she" deleted back in the beginning of her writing career at Lit was written by a male who was guessing at what a woman would think/feel. ... I think it is way more unlikely than Dixon does that there is any remote possibility that the Karen and the Kevin aren't characters being played.

Just when things were looking grim for Mr. Kraft, though, Byron attention-whored his way onto that thread and changed it into a "lookee me, I know computer programming!" and Le Karen escaped.
 
I forgot all about the fried chicken video.
It can never, ever be unseen. That bucket. The filth coming out of her mouth. The desk. I mean, what the fuck really. Really? Such fuckery.

No! My God. Show me the way.
We must prepare you for the journey. Please secure provisions for a bumpy ride. And bring your skepticism. You'll need it.

Historically significant cockblocking.

:heart:
Be still. My heart. Hogjack returns. Again.
 
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