Karen Kraft Gives Oral . . . . .

[CoolidgEffect]

Stop thinking about his apples and start thinking of polishing hers.
*swoon*

Ah so you think Kevin is Kathy too! <nodding>

 

[Cheyenne]

maybe so.

I like that, I'm gonna go with it.

Like I just said on the other thread, you'd think people eventually listen to me and FINALLY start to use a spreadsheet to track all their posting stories, wouldn't you?

 

[lobito]

I don't use spread sheets, but even I fear "the wrath of Cheyenne.

 

[sterlingclay]

Like I just said on the other thread, you'd think people eventually listen to me and FINALLY start to use a spreadsheet to track all their posting stories, wouldn't you?

*nervous*

Uhm... Cheyenne? Maybe it's time for a "Lit break". What do you say? We could hold a "good-bye Chey" thread for you. Would you like that?

*backing away carefully, smiling nervously*

 

[Cheyenne]

*nervous*

Uhm... Cheyenne? Maybe it's time for a "Lit break". What do you say? We could hold a "good-bye Chey" thread for you. Would you like that?

*backing away carefully, smiling nervously*

Why, you got something to hide, Big Boy???

 

[Cheyenne]

I don't use spread sheets, but even I fear "the wrath of Cheyenne.

Ha. All the info I posted above was sent to me in a PM during the day. I can't take credit for it- I probably wouldn't have even opened this thread if not for the PM.

 

[lobito]

I didn't read the whole thread. I only came in to see what you had to say.

 

[Cheyenne]

I didn't read the whole thread. I only came in to see what you had to say.

Well, that makes two of us then. I didn't read the whole thread either. Just came in to find that contradictory post that was sent to me in the PM.

 

[lobito]

ok, check with me if you ever get any about moi, deal?

wait, actually I want to confess to you here and now. the last time I went baldiy, I trimmed and shaved instead of Magisizing myself.

 

[sterlingclay]

Why, you got something to hide, Big Boy???

er... No... ah.. Goodnight, see you all tomorrow!


*now running out of harms way*

 

[Cheyenne]

ok, check with me if you ever get any about moi, deal?

wait, actually I want to confess to you here and now. the last time I went baldiy, I trimmed and shaved instead of Magisizing myself.

 

[Pookie]

Ha. All the info I posted above was sent to me in a PM during the day. I can't take credit for it- I probably wouldn't have even opened this thread if not for the PM.

*raises hand ... smiling*

 

[sterlingclay]

*raises hand ... smiling*

Shit disturber

 

[Pookie]

Shit disturber

Who? Me?

 

[Cheyenne]

Who? Me?

I prefer to think of you as the new "Sherlock." With freakygurl not around as much to dig up this stuff, SOMEone had to take over. We could be a good team- you find it, I'll post it! Of course, now that you "outed" yourself on this one, maybe you won't be afraid to point out the lies on the board yourself when you see them in the future.

 

[Pookie]

I prefer to think of you as the new "Sherlock." With freakygurl not around as much to dig up this stuff, SOMEone had to take over. We could be a good team- you find it, I'll post it! Of course, now that you "outed" yourself on this one, maybe you won't be afraid to point out the lies on the board yourself when you see them in the future.

I just figured that since you had so much fun with Karen ... err ... Kevin in that other thread, that you'd have more fun with this than I would.

 

[Cheyenne]

Ah so you think Kevin is Kathy too! <nodding>

Hey, who is Kathy?

 

[Cheyenne]

*bump* for the Karen Kraft fans - I'm off to work! Later, gators!

 

[EllieTalbot]

So, last night I hopped on the board for about five minutes before I had to skip off to work, and there's this thread called, "We Love You, Karen Kraft, but..." by a "Call Me Kevin."

"Oh, look!" I thought. "Karen has a new alt!"

I didn't even have to open up the thread to know that I'd find a rather lengthy opening post, full of much postulating about the wondrous wonderfulness of Karen, combined with some peppy advice to her, all written in her signature syntax. I wondered how difficult it had been for her to resist making her new moniker "Kall Me Kevin."

Then I dashed off to work, where I later logged on to see that I was far from alone in said deduction.

Damn! And I thought I was being particularly clever.

Karen, evidently you need to make it a little more difficult. Really. All the posturing and drama on the GB usually goes over my head. But this was about as subtle as Hanns sauntering around in a tutu.

By the way, how come you didn't put this thread in the Story Feedback forum, where it belongs?

Not Fooled in Nottingham,
Ellie

 

[Cheyenne]

So, last night I hopped on the board for about five minutes before I had to skip off to work, and there's this thread called, "We Love You, Karen Kraft, but..." by a "Call Me Kevin."

"Oh, look!" I thought. "Karen has a new alt!"

I didn't even have to open up the thread to know that I'd find a rather lengthy opening post, full of much postulating about the wondrous wonderfulness of Karen, combined with some peppy advice to her, all written in her signature syntax. I wondered how difficult it had been for her to resist making her new moniker "Kall Me Kevin."

Then I dashed off to work, where I later logged on to see that I was far from alone in said deduction.

Damn! And I thought I was being particularly clever.

Karen, evidently you need to make it a little more difficult. Really. All the posturing and drama on the GB usually goes over my head. But this was about as subtle as Hanns sauntering around in a tutu.

By the way, how come you didn't put this thread in the Story Feedback forum, where it belongs?

Not Fooled in Nottingham,
Ellie

Why can't I get the picture of Hans sauntering around in a tutu out of my mind now?

 

[Karen Kraft]

So, last night I hopped on the board for about five minutes before I had to skip off to work, and there's this thread called, "We Love You, Karen Kraft, but..." by a "Call Me Kevin."

"Oh, look!" I thought. "Karen has a new alt!"

I didn't even have to open up the thread to know that I'd find a rather lengthy opening post, full of much postulating about the wondrous wonderfulness of Karen, combined with some peppy advice to her, all written in her signature syntax. I wondered how difficult it had been for her to resist making her new moniker "Kall Me Kevin."

Then I dashed off to work, where I later logged on to see that I was far from alone in said deduction.

Damn! And I thought I was being particularly clever.

Karen, evidently you need to make it a little more difficult. Really. All the posturing and drama on the GB usually goes over my head. But this was about as subtle as Hanns sauntering around in a tutu.

By the way, how come you didn't put this thread in the Story Feedback forum, where it belongs?

Not Fooled in Nottingham,
Ellie

Nope, wrong again, foolish one. There is The Karen (the very Me who writes this message) and an entirely different person, in real life, who is Call Me Kevin. Kevin is an attorney in whose office I intern (can that be a verb?); he is in his mid-fifties and not at all like me.

If you would like to wager on your theory that Call Me Kevin and Karen Kraft are the same person, fine. Name the amount of your wager and your method of proof. Perhaps lunch with us in L.A., or with DCL or even Laurel down south.

It is unfortunate that your jealousy has driven common sense from your perception.

Put up or shut up, cow. Even Chey is too smart to think that Kevin and I are the same person. And to be sillier than Chey, well . . . that's pretty bad.

I am your Karen. Call Me Kevin is my boss and biggest fan. I think your nasty accusation disqualifies you from a free membership to the Karen Kraft Fan Club. Alas, you will have to pay full price for your membership. No free decoder ring either.

 

[Morcheeba]

If you would like to wager on your theory that Call Me Kevin and Karen Kraft are the same person, fine. Name the amount of your wager and your method of proof. Perhaps lunch with us in L.A., or with DCL or even Laurel down south.

If you, Karen Kraft, have lunch with Dixon Carter Lee in Los Angeles and then provide the actual, legitimate pictures of such a meeting - along with his real home phone number - I will present to you a check for the amount of $1 million dollars.

Hop to it.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Well, that makes two of us then. I didn't read the whole thread either. Just came in to find that contradictory post that was sent to me in the PM.

Contradictory posts?

Wrong again. I didn't want an intern job. Kevin read my writing and thought I wrote well. I have a steady boyfriend now, so everyone can step back from the Kevin-doing-the-interns innuendos, at least with respect to me. He was right about keeping options open and not deciding this early in the game to be set on a law career, although that might very well happen in the future.

As for spreadsheets. . . umm, I think you and P1 should be spreading something else and not fixating on your Karen, the great Me.

Sorry to disappoint, Sherlock, but you could not be more mistaken.

Now, back to your knitting.

Say you're sorry or I will hold My breath until I pass out. THEN you'll be sorry!

 

[Karen Kraft]

Hey, who is Kathy?

Yah! Who IS Kathy?

If I'm supposed to be her too, I better get crackin' here.

 

[Morcheeba]

Yah! Who IS Kathy?

If I'm supposed to be her too, I better get crackin' here.

Yeah, you should. Start with getting Rob's number and then we can negotiate the whole picture deal and, er, check presentation.