Bored and HARD on call at the hospital...

[GiggLeGasm]

Back in the late 1980's when I was a resident at a University Hospital in Ohio, there was a nurse who required a tube of fresh semen from me at the start of her shift. A token of respect, she said......I learned early!

At the end of each shift, she would donate the semen to the local sperm bank. She's now worth a million dollars and living on the beach in Dana Point, Ca.
I need to reconsider how I treat the new guys.

 

[paulthewetcd]

I'm a retired OR nurse and I never had enough time on call to get horny....damn!

Back in the late 1980's when I was a resident at a University Hospital in Ohio, there was a nurse who required a tube of fresh semen from me at the start of her shift. A token of respect, she said......I learned early!

At the end of each shift, she would donate the semen to the local sperm bank. She's now worth a million dollars and living on the beach in Dana Point, Ca.
I need to reconsider how I treat the new guys.

It all began when I was hospitalized with sepsis due to an impacted kidney stone and pyelonephritis during internship. She was my nurse and liked to check my catheter. As I recovered, she wanted to check that my entire genitourinary system was back to normal function. My "token of respect" continued through residency. I haven't had any contact with her since then, 25+ years ago. I hope she made a fortune and is living well!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It all began when I was hospitalized with sepsis due to an impacted kidney stone and pyelonephritis during internship. She was my nurse and liked to check my catheter. As I recovered, she wanted to check that my entire genitourinary system was back to normal function. My "token of respect" continued through residency. I haven't had any contact with her since then, 25+ years ago. I hope she made a fortune and is living well!

that was the old days..
now, we'd throw you into an observation unit on Sunday and schedule the cystoscope and discharge for Tuesday.
but at least your nurse had a little work-life balance.. which is apparently one of the standards of nursing excellence

 

[doctormark123]

Call...

On call today...would love to talk. Hope you are having a good weekend.

 

[doctormark123]

Call...

Still on call...really slow today. Would love to talk.

 

[doctormark123]

Call...

On call...would love to talk. Hope you had a good weekend.

 

[doctormark123]

Call

On call today. Would love to talk. Hope you are having a good weekend.

 

[doctormark123]

Call...

Very slow going today. Would love company to chat with. Hope you are enjoying your Sunday.

 

[MaryanneB]

Very slow going today. Would love company to chat with. Hope you are enjoying your Sunday.

OK It's been a few years since you were horny, hard and on call. If you're still in this condition, get yourself a little sterile mineral oil and enjoy. Probably with the Plastic surg supplies.....lol

 

[doctormark123]

Haha

OK It's been a few years since you were horny, hard and on call. If you're still in this condition, get yourself a little sterile mineral oil and enjoy. Probably with the Plastic surg supplies.....lol

Haha. Thanks for your words of wisdom. Having a good weekend?

 

[MaryanneB]

Yeah, better than recent. I came up with the virus from hell. You know, the headcold that turns into a head exploding sinus infection. Then, after about 2-3 days it started up again so I'm on second antibiotic and blast of steroids to ease the lungs that you could play a drum solo on.
I am not a good patient. CRAP

 

[doctormark123]

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On call...would love to talk. Hope you are having a good weekend.

 

[doctormark123]

Call...

On call today...would love to talk...

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Hey sweet hope you not to busy

 

[doctormark123]

Call

On call today...would love to talk. Hope you are having a good weekend!

 

[doctormark123]

Call

Would love some company...too slow here!

 

[doctormark123]

Call...

On call tonight. Would love to talk...

 

[CiaraDaun]

Still on call? Still awake?

 

[doctormark123]

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On call...would love to talk...

 

[GoddessTink]

I'll be honest. I read the first page and the last page. Please tell me you're done with a residency. If not, tell me where you are so I know to not get sick there (bc the doctors never finish lol).


I'm an ICU nurse and love my residents and fellows. A few I think wanted more than the friendship I had (one for sure. He used to try and go on roadtrips with pts. He always came over to put orders in in my unit. He was disappointed when he found out I had a boyfriend. If he only knew!!).

I spent a lot of non-busy time horny. Healthcare workers have the dirtiest minds.

 

[doctormark123]

Call

On call. Would love to talk.

 

[Fierywhore]

Tough gig all that shift work.

 

[LonelyLittleRed]

I'm down to chat and maybe play if you're free(pm me). Hope to hear from you soon Doc. -Sincerely Bashful (hope you get the pun :wink: )

 

[J-Rod]

Tough gig all that shift work.

I have something that needs some shifting LOL

 

[doctormark123]

Call...

On call tonight. Would love to talk. Hope you are having a good evening.

-M