Happy Birthday to EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[IhateClowns]

I just want to wish everyone here the happiest of birthdays. Since I'm too lazy to search for birthday threads and 99% of the time I just go to my User CP threads, I wanted to just make a blanket statement.

I'm not sure if it can get more genuine or heartfelt than this, I really don't think so.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to everyone who has ever posted or lurked on the PG. I hope it's the best fucking birthday you have ever had. May all you dreams and wishes come true.

Ahhhhh. That felt good.

 

[Kudram123]

Ha

I like this concept!

Happy birthday to all!

Happy Belated birthday if I missed it

Happy Birthday if it is today!

Happy future birthday if it has not come yet!


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There, Done!

 

[Iceprincess12]

You feeling good is all the thanks we will ever have or need.

Awww, I feel warm and snuggly too!

 

[IhateClowns]

Ha

I like this concept!

Happy birthday to all!

Happy Belated birthday if I missed it

Happy Birthday if it is today!

Happy future birthday if it has not come yet!


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There, Done!

Feels good doesn't it?

You feeling good is all the thanks we will ever have or need.

Awww, I feel warm and snuggly too!

As well you should. A birthday well wish from IHC, will stick with you for a lifetime. I guess that makes me the herpes of Hallmark.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Yes Clown, you are the outbreak that keeps on giving. How did the forums survive without you?

 

[IhateClowns]

Yes Clown, you are the outbreak that keeps on giving. How did the forums survive without you?

Oh they didn't survive, they thrived. I'm am just a bored feller living in Oklahoma. Plus I'm full of shit.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Oh they didn't survive, they thrived. I'm am just a bored feller living in Oklahoma. Plus I'm full of shit.

Quoted

I disagree, I think you took them, locked them in one of your fallout shelters and test out new thread ideas.

This one is terrible! So impersonal. It's not like hundreds or thousands of other people are born on your special day. It's only you. A little effort, that's all I ask.

 

[IhateClowns]

Quoted

I disagree, I think you took them, locked them in one of your fallout shelters and test out new thread ideas.

This one is terrible! So impersonal. It's not like hundreds or thousands of other people are born on your special day. It's only you. A little effort, that's all I ask.

You're wrong. This is as personal as it gets. I can't be more personal than this.


So happy fucking birthday everyone!!!

 

[neakman]

does anybody ever wish someone an UNHAPPY birthday?

You are older and more broken down and grumpier than you were......so

Fuck you......hahaha.

 

[IhateClowns]

does anybody ever wish someone an UNHAPPY birthday?

You are older and more broken down and grumpier than you were......so

Fuck you......hahaha.

I don't think it's ever happened. I guess we could just go around and say "Yo, birthday". Leave the Happy out of it because it's just assumed.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How did you know that today was the day?!?!
I thought I'd kept it well under wraps.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm so glad we got this the fuck out of the way.

Imagine all the free time I'll have not posting to birthday threads once I do this...


Happy Birthday, Fuckers!

 

[IhateClowns]

How did you know that today was the day?!?!
I thought I'd kept it well under wraps.

My left nipple started tingling.

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm so glad we got this the fuck out of the way.

Imagine all the free time I'll have not posting to birthday threads once I do this...


Happy Birthday, Fuckers!

You're welcome.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My left nipple started tingling.

Just the left??

 

[IhateClowns]

Just the left??

Yes. The pierced one.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes. The pierced one.

So your cock is half throbbing too, then?

 

[IhateClowns]

So your cock is half throbbing too, then?

Unfortunately you think it's at half mast. This is me at full mast.

*sigh*

 

[Suz_anne]

Unfortunately you think it's at half mast. This is me at full mast.

*sigh*

That's 1.458 inches of a GOOD time!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Thankfully, although my vag is gaping, it is sensitive.

 

[IhateClowns]

That's 1.458 inches of a GOOD time!

Thankfully, although my vag is gaping, it is sensitive.

You're both derailing this thread. Just send out s blanket Happy Birthday. Now no one is missed.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You're right.

Here's to you all!

http://veryfunnypic.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/going-to-drink-anyway.jpg

 

[zydrate]

yay! it's my birthday...apparently...

 

[Kudram123]

Feels good doesn't it?

Indeed so

Nice to be done too!

 

[IhateClowns]

Yes, you as well.