Celebrate and Say Happy Birthday MindYaBitness!!!!

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Mindy, you are not only one of my favourite people on lit , you are one of my favourite people.
Full stop.
(Period in American)

But there is no way I'm wishing you a happy birthday until it's your birthday.
Ok?
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This what I have to say to the both of you!
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Your beauty is exquisite and admired by so many. Your humor is quick and your thoughts run deep. You champion women and justice fiercely but you show kindness and compassion to even the worst of us. But I celebrate you today not for anything you do for us or what you look like. I celebrate you just because you exist and we are all better for it. I'm richer for having a friend like you. Happy Birthday! πŸŽˆπŸŽ‰
 
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Happy birthday to one of my FAVOURITE people I’ve met on here… @MindYaBitness !!

I hope you have an AMAZING birthday and get everything you hope and dream for.

And secretly hoping for a walrus pic with you covered in birthday cake … but maybe I’ll have to wait for my birthday for that ;)
I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus...
 
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Happy Birthday Mindy! πŸΎπŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸŽπŸŽ‚πŸ¨

Color me shocked that you couldn't wait til tomorrow to start celebrating. 🀭

As one of my favorite people and closest friends on lit, I could not get you what you asked for. Instead, I wanted to get you something you needed and that I knew would bring you joy. Going all the way back to the the first message that graced my inbox from the lovely and talented Tig (you'll always be Tig to me).

We've shared many laughs, a few tears and everything between. I've successfully corrupted you and been ever entertained because of it. When Mindy's gummies finally go into production, I expect a lifetime of free samples.

Anyway. I'm sure you will get all the chests you need in your new thread and right now there is a severe imbalance that I refuse to make worse.

Before I get to your gift, let me celebrate your birthday properly:





You confided in me of a unfortunate affliction that you suffer from. It has cause you some issues with your picture posting here. Being born without nipples was I'm sure traumatic and has obviously made for some awkward moments here.

Well, @MindYaBitness , fear no more. Put away the cookies and the coke can and all the other props! For your birthday, simply choose the nipple size and style you want and I have arranged for one of the foremost surgeons in the land to provide you with nipples that will look like the real thing and you and you can fill your new thread with you bare breasts and hide that nippleless area no more!

Happy Birthday Mindy! Enjoy! Please see the chart below and PM me you choice and some available dates for the procedure.
 
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