Blowjobs

I was referring to you.
Middle age.... Pfft!

twelve minutes?!?! Who's got time for that? Not to mention the grip strength.

Yeah, well of course not me.
Cause I'm long and strong and down to get the friction on.

Even though you have to be middle aged to even remember that lyric. :rolleyes:

See, me, I'm a very youthful early 40s-something. :cool:
 
Yeah, well of course not me.
Cause I'm long and strong and down to get the friction on.

Even though you have to be middle aged to even remember that lyric. :rolleyes:

See, me, I'm a very youthful early 40s-something. :cool:

I sang your post. Well done.
Sheet, does that mean I'm gonna die at 60? I love that song.
 
I sang your post. Well done.
Sheet, does that mean I'm gonna die at 60? I love that song.

The lyrics are awful, but it is pretty funky.
Except when your pre-teen daughters are in the car.
Then we change the radio station.

"Dad, why does the strong man like ladies' backs?"

"Because he wants to be a test subject for a research thesis, OK?"

:D
 
The lyrics are awful, but it is pretty funky.
Except when your pre-teen daughters are in the car.
Then we change the radio station.

"Dad, why does the strong man like ladies' backs?"

"Because he wants to be a test subject for a research thesis, OK?"

:D

Naww, innocence. I had that once.
I was going to be a nun. No joke. Now I stick my fingers up guys asses. I could absolutely work the unconcential masturbatetial aides theories into my work. I have so many ideas!!
 
I want to take Aussiegeekygal to Olive Garden, so I can watch her put phallus shaped bread sticks in her mouth :D
 
Blow Jobs are much better! (Although I'm not all that into them)
 
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