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dear dipshit,
go fuck yourself in the ass.
neci
Dear Neci,
This is anatomically impossible for me. Why don't you try another suggestion and I might oblige.
-Dipshit
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Dear Neci,
This is anatomically impossible for me. Why don't you try another suggestion and I might oblige.
-Dipshit
Cicca_Jai
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Dear S.J.
I've written to you once before, I've a few things to add.
First, you know full well my heart cannot take stress. Are you TRYING to kill me?
Secondly, It's not working. All you make me want to do is find a some random dude and bang him angry like in a bathroom stall. So THERE!
Last but not least, Bahahaha!!!! Please. For the love of all things holy, please try it.
It won't work but, I want to see you crash and burn. I'd not take a leak on you if your head were on fire! I hope when this goes before the judge he gives me the 30% of your income + everything else. Because I did warn you sweet cheeks, try to screw me when I'm being fair and I will nail your little butt to the wall.
I asked for half of what I am allowed to under the law. Without extras, like health care and housing allowance.
Guess what....
Now I'm going after the full 6K/month + everything under the sun that my lawyer, whom is quite creative, can dream up.
I wonder if I can get a dry cleaning allowance? IDK but, what the hey, let's try it and see.
You want to play hard ball, that is fine with me. Just don't cry when you lose.
Because, I DID NOTHING WRONG!
Now, If you will excuse me, I'm going to take my meds so my heart does not explode on me and ruin all the fun I plan on having with you.
FYI I have seen people F*ck vegetables with more brains than you posses.
Tata for now loser.
Regards,
~C~
I've written to you once before, I've a few things to add.
First, you know full well my heart cannot take stress. Are you TRYING to kill me?
Secondly, It's not working. All you make me want to do is find a some random dude and bang him angry like in a bathroom stall. So THERE!
Last but not least, Bahahaha!!!! Please. For the love of all things holy, please try it.
It won't work but, I want to see you crash and burn. I'd not take a leak on you if your head were on fire! I hope when this goes before the judge he gives me the 30% of your income + everything else. Because I did warn you sweet cheeks, try to screw me when I'm being fair and I will nail your little butt to the wall.
I asked for half of what I am allowed to under the law. Without extras, like health care and housing allowance.
Guess what....
Now I'm going after the full 6K/month + everything under the sun that my lawyer, whom is quite creative, can dream up.
I wonder if I can get a dry cleaning allowance? IDK but, what the hey, let's try it and see.
You want to play hard ball, that is fine with me. Just don't cry when you lose.
Because, I DID NOTHING WRONG!
Now, If you will excuse me, I'm going to take my meds so my heart does not explode on me and ruin all the fun I plan on having with you.
FYI I have seen people F*ck vegetables with more brains than you posses.
Tata for now loser.
Regards,
~C~
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Dear Mr. Black,
While I would never suggest you go fuck yourself in the ass, I'd just like to point out she didn't specify what to do it with. So in the effort of being helpful, might I suggest a broom handle, a dildo, or maybe even a cucumber. I'm merely giving you options, in case you really wanted to follow through.
--girl who has had too much wine and is just being goofy
DarkrSide
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Dear Moron on the Internet,
I pointed something based off fact. You, on the other hand, made a completely inappropriate response wishing my daughter got raped. Luckily I don't have one. And luckily for you, you live on the other side of the country.
You're a prick. I put your comments on my blog so other people can see just what a prick you are.
Sincerely,
Justified in my actions think you're a prick
I pointed something based off fact. You, on the other hand, made a completely inappropriate response wishing my daughter got raped. Luckily I don't have one. And luckily for you, you live on the other side of the country.
You're a prick. I put your comments on my blog so other people can see just what a prick you are.
Sincerely,
Justified in my actions think you're a prick
TongueLust
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Dear Mom,
I miss you.
I miss you.
Sexy_Me0508
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Dear S.J.
I've written to you once before, I've a few things to add.
First, you know full well my heart cannot take stress. Are you TRYING to kill me?
Secondly, It's not working. All you make me want to do is find a some random dude and bang him angry like in a bathroom stall. So THERE!
Last but not least, Bahahaha!!!! Please. For the love of all things holy, please try it.
It won't work but, I want to see you crash and burn. I'd not take a leak on you if your head were on fire! I hope when this goes before the judge he gives me the 30% of your income + everything else. Because I did warn you sweet cheeks, try to screw me when I'm being fair and I will nail your little butt to the wall.
I asked for half of what I am allowed to under the law. Without extras, like health care and housing allowance.
Guess what....
Now I'm going after the full 6K/month + everything under the sun that my lawyer, whom is quite creative, can dream up.
I wonder if I can get a dry cleaning allowance? IDK but, what the hey, let's try it and see.
You want to play hard ball, that is fine with me. Just don't cry when you lose.
Because, I DID NOTHING WRONG!
Now, If you will excuse me, I'm going to take my meds so my heart does not explode on me and ruin all the fun I plan on having with you.
FYI I have seen people F*ck vegetables with more brains than you posses.
Tata for now loser.
Regards,
~C~
Dear C
Go get him!!!
Heart going out to you
S
aussiegeekygal
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Dear sister in law,
Airing our laundry on facebook was a bad move. My marriage is noone else's business.
Bad move.
Sincerely,
One pissed off, but open minded Aussie.
Airing our laundry on facebook was a bad move. My marriage is noone else's business.
Bad move.
Sincerely,
One pissed off, but open minded Aussie.
BlackCashmere
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aussiegeekygal
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Ugh...hate that...warm hugs...xo
Thanks. She's since taken it down, but some things cannot be unsaid. I've been in damage control mode all day over a comment that was very obviously not thought through.
Some people...
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Bookishleigh
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Dear Stalker Mom,
Approaching me when I'm in pain and/or drugged is like approaching a wild animal - I have sharp claws and I bite and I seem to be itching to use them so keep texting, calling and Facebooking me about crap that doesn't matter . . . I dare you.
Signed,
Mean Girl in Disguise
Approaching me when I'm in pain and/or drugged is like approaching a wild animal - I have sharp claws and I bite and I seem to be itching to use them so keep texting, calling and Facebooking me about crap that doesn't matter . . . I dare you.
Signed,
Mean Girl in Disguise
Cicca_Jai
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Dear C
Go get him!!!
Heart going out to you
S
Thank you dear.
I just hope that the new chick his mommy picked out for him is not some sweet innocent little thing. I hope she's able to deal with his BS... And gives back wht she gets.
QuietLibrarian
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Dear FriendSinceForever,
I'm waiting and hoping it isn't what it could be.
My heart is with you,
Your Better Sister
I'm waiting and hoping it isn't what it could be.
My heart is with you,
Your Better Sister
jameslewis
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Dear Wayne LaPierre, Charleston Heston, and anyone else who treasures guns above human life;
The next time you spout off about your freedom, I hope to god you take a minute to pay tribute to the souls, especially nine new ones, who were sacrificed for your right. Their bodies and blood paid for that freedom you cherish. I keep waiting to hear you fuckers acknowledge your debt. But I won't hold my breath. Selfish and ungrateful bastards.
Signed,
Tired of your blindness
The next time you spout off about your freedom, I hope to god you take a minute to pay tribute to the souls, especially nine new ones, who were sacrificed for your right. Their bodies and blood paid for that freedom you cherish. I keep waiting to hear you fuckers acknowledge your debt. But I won't hold my breath. Selfish and ungrateful bastards.
Signed,
Tired of your blindness
Deprived_in_AZ
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Dear relatives,
It weirds me out how you can look so happy at the funeral of your son/brother/uncle.
Signed,
In-law cousin
It weirds me out how you can look so happy at the funeral of your son/brother/uncle.
Signed,
In-law cousin
TongueLust
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Dear Mom,
I miss your beautiful face and hazel eyes.
I miss your beautiful face and hazel eyes.
BlueEyedGent
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Dear Mom,
I miss your beautiful face and hazel eyes.
Sending a great big hug your way TLI know how much you miss her
TongueLust
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someoneyouknow
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Dear piece of shit,
The reason your small, young(?) dog was wandering away from you until she saw me, at which point she came right over to me, is because all you do is yell at her. I hear it through the walls almost every day.
It's the same reason she followed me to my car and came right up to me and let me pet her for some time without issue. All she wants is someone to care for her, pet her nicely and give her the love she wants/needs.
The fact I am essentially Doctor Doolittle around animals is irrelevant. You're the problem. I could say more but then I'd be the racist, the bad guy because I was pointing out a stereotype. You're the type of person who should never be allowed to be near animals, let alone have one, and most certainly you should never be allowed to breed.
People say I have bad attitude at times but it's because of having to exist with crap like you every day. The country better hope I never become benevolent dictator because you and your ilk would be the first to go.
Ticked
The reason your small, young(?) dog was wandering away from you until she saw me, at which point she came right over to me, is because all you do is yell at her. I hear it through the walls almost every day.
It's the same reason she followed me to my car and came right up to me and let me pet her for some time without issue. All she wants is someone to care for her, pet her nicely and give her the love she wants/needs.
The fact I am essentially Doctor Doolittle around animals is irrelevant. You're the problem. I could say more but then I'd be the racist, the bad guy because I was pointing out a stereotype. You're the type of person who should never be allowed to be near animals, let alone have one, and most certainly you should never be allowed to breed.
People say I have bad attitude at times but it's because of having to exist with crap like you every day. The country better hope I never become benevolent dictator because you and your ilk would be the first to go.
Ticked
Scentofawoman
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Dear ex
Watching you pining away for your lover is so unattractive. You left me for that POS.
Laughing at you with tears in my eyes and knife in my back
Watching you pining away for your lover is so unattractive. You left me for that POS.
Laughing at you with tears in my eyes and knife in my back
Backdoor_Bella
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Dear Uptown Funk,
try as I may to keep myself in check, you are totes my jam
love, Bella
try as I may to keep myself in check, you are totes my jam
love, Bella
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NorthRockJohnson
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Dear latest disappointment,
So I move out because the living situation (that admittedly happened much too soon) is unbearable, you break it off with me because I left, you tell me you're going to try to work things out with your abusive ex and THEN you hit me up for money? You're a motherfucking train wreck and I'm sorry I ever bothered with you. But believe it or not you're still only the second worst thing that's happened to me this year. Although it's just about a photo finish.
Also you made weird sounds during sex. Who the fuck are you, MacGruber?
Still got my head up and trucking on,
Me
So I move out because the living situation (that admittedly happened much too soon) is unbearable, you break it off with me because I left, you tell me you're going to try to work things out with your abusive ex and THEN you hit me up for money? You're a motherfucking train wreck and I'm sorry I ever bothered with you. But believe it or not you're still only the second worst thing that's happened to me this year. Although it's just about a photo finish.
Also you made weird sounds during sex. Who the fuck are you, MacGruber?
Still got my head up and trucking on,
Me
Deprived_in_AZ
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Dear driver who almost killed me on I-10 this afternoon,
You're not alone on the road, you know, there are others who have to use it too. Learn some fucking driving rules and maybe even have a little respect and consideration for your fellow man, or indeed, woman.
Signed,
Trying real hard to not wish you a violent end involving a concrete pillar.
You're not alone on the road, you know, there are others who have to use it too. Learn some fucking driving rules and maybe even have a little respect and consideration for your fellow man, or indeed, woman.
Signed,
Trying real hard to not wish you a violent end involving a concrete pillar.
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