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Dear X

Dear X,
If you're a normal human female with not a lot of baggage (because really, we all have SOME), don't resort to drama to get your way, are self sufficient and caring toward other human beings please come interview with the ladies of Lit before you go and introduce yourself to NRJ. He's been through enough bullshit and doesn't want yours. If you get past us, then maybe...just maybe...we'll let you go listen to him play and buy him a beer to celebrate his awesomeness. Must like music, cuddles, and cooking for someone else's pleasure. And it would help if you have a nice butt and hair long enough for a little tugging on. And no weird noises.

Sincerely, the ladies of Lit

PS. NRJ...did I leave anything out? :D
 
beachbaby179 said:
Dear X,
If you're a normal human female with not a lot of baggage (because really, we all have SOME), don't resort to drama to get your way, are self sufficient and caring toward other human beings please come interview with the ladies of Lit before you go and introduce yourself to NRJ. He's been through enough bullshit and doesn't want yours. If you get past us, then maybe...just maybe...we'll let you go listen to him play and buy him a beer to celebrate his awesomeness. Must like music, cuddles, and cooking for someone else's pleasure. And it would help if you have a nice butt and hair long enough for a little tugging on. And no weird noises.

Sincerely, the ladies of Lit

PS. NRJ...did I leave anything out? :D
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I second this!
 
beachbaby179 said:
Dear X,
If you're a normal human female with not a lot of baggage (because really, we all have SOME), don't resort to drama to get your way, are self sufficient and caring toward other human beings please come interview with the ladies of Lit before you go and introduce yourself to NRJ. He's been through enough bullshit and doesn't want yours. If you get past us, then maybe...just maybe...we'll let you go listen to him play and buy him a beer to celebrate his awesomeness. Must like music, cuddles, and cooking for someone else's pleasure. And it would help if you have a nice butt and hair long enough for a little tugging on. And no weird noises.

Sincerely, the ladies of Lit

PS. NRJ...did I leave anything out? :D
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I. Fucking. LOVE YOU! Hahaha

This is beautiful, seriously. :rose:
 
Dear X,

I knew it was too good to be true. It's like you're two different people. One for others and one for me.

Just cancel the reservations and let's forget it about it.

Signed,

I just don't care anymore
 
beachbaby179 said:
Dear X,
If you're a normal human female with not a lot of baggage (because really, we all have SOME), don't resort to drama to get your way, are self sufficient and caring toward other human beings please come interview with the ladies of Lit before you go and introduce yourself to NRJ. He's been through enough bullshit and doesn't want yours. If you get past us, then maybe...just maybe...we'll let you go listen to him play and buy him a beer to celebrate his awesomeness. Must like music, cuddles, and cooking for someone else's pleasure. And it would help if you have a nice butt and hair long enough for a little tugging on. And no weird noises.

Sincerely, the ladies of Lit

PS. NRJ...did I leave anything out? :D
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I third this! Looks like it will be quite an interview process....;)
 
Dear says she loves me, I don't see how ignoring me and playing with other guys shows you care about me more. :rolleyes:

I'll be alone and happy knowing the reality of things, than living with words that hold no meaning in them.
 
newbiebabe said:
Dear X,

I knew it was too good to be true. It's like you're two different people. One for others and one for me.

Just cancel the reservations and let's forget it about it.

Signed,

I just don't care anymore
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Dear X,

WTF?! :mad:

This beautiful woman deserves better. Much better...

D

----------------------

Dearest NB,

*hugs* for you...

:rose:
 
newbiebabe said:
Dear X,

I knew it was too good to be true. It's like you're two different people. One for others and one for me.

Just cancel the reservations and let's forget it about it.

Signed,

I just don't care anymore
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RoyceConnors said:
Dear says she loves me, I don't see how ignoring me and playing with other guys shows you care about me more. :rolleyes:

I'll be alone and happy knowing the reality of things, than living with words that hold no meaning in them.
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Sounds like some ass whooping and tongue lashings are in order. WTF is wrong with people? Does it elevate you in any way when you tear down another? Um...no.
 
newbiebabe said:
Dear X,

I knew it was too good to be true. It's like you're two different people. One for others and one for me.

Just cancel the reservations and let's forget it about it.

Signed,

I just don't care anymore
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Immature people just don't know a good thing when they have one. Everything happens for a reason. Wishing you better luck.
 
beachbaby179 said:
Sounds like some ass whooping and tongue lashings are in order. WTF is wrong with people? Does it elevate you in any way when you tear down another? Um...no.
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Time to get the posse together for some ass whupping, for sure! :mad:
 
Dear still trucking on...

A friendly hug for NO other reason than to offer support. We have all been on that stretch of highway. I don't know you and don't want cash. Well, unless you could lend me some gas money :)

Signed : Still trucking on too !
 
I hate what you have done to me to question every relationship in my life... And to think you are the one person I am supposed to trust, lean on and believe in! :rolleyes:
 
Titts4Tatts said:
Dear still trucking on...

A friendly hug for NO other reason than to offer support. We have all been on that stretch of highway. I don't know you and don't want cash. Well, unless you could lend me some gas money :)

Signed : Still trucking on too !
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Dear still trucking on too,

Thanks for the love and support! And I don't have any bills lower than $1000. Is that okay? ;)

Xox

Daddy Warbucks
 
fungatorgurl101 said:
I hate what you have done to me to question every relationship in my life... And to think you are the one person I am supposed to trust, lean on and believe in! :rolleyes:
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I love you, peaches. I'm here for you if you need me. Xoxoxox
 
Dear Panic! At The Disco,

Your new music video creeps me out, but good song you have there.

Sincerely,
Can't Stop Watching.
 
Dear Men of my world,
Why are so many of you being such asshats to my friends and I lately?
And you're still all we really want
 
Dear Wall Street,

Why do you always contact me at the wrong time?

Signed,

Maybe in 2016 :rose:
 
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afriendg said:
Dear Men of my world,
Why are so many of you being such asshats to my friends and I lately?
And you're still all we really want
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A wise man once told me that men were cursed with the desire/need to conquer the world (or in some cases as many women as possible) and women were cursed with the desire/need to conquer man's heart.

Ah, Pastor K.... he made religion actually interesting. (And got me through my divorce.)

I hope you and your friends get through this rough patch. As for the men, eh....I accepted a long time ago that a lot of them offer not much but deception, disappointment, and resentment in the end. Rumor has it there are good ones out there....and unicorns too apparently ;)

- Signed Miss Havisham
 
Dear beer,
I love you. Continue making love in my mouth and ignore my liver. She's just jealous we get to meet like this.
Love,
Aussie x
 
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