Dear X

Dear X

Wow, you messed up royally. You pushed me one time too many and backed me into too many corners. You ignored me. Shamed me and broke my heart. You have ridiculed me and often forgotten about me.
What you didn't do is break me or change me. Anything you can dish out I will offer back as a gourmet meal. I am still smiling. I am this huge bright shining sun and you my dear are just an itty bitty rain cloud . I refuse to let you rain on my parade. I'm going to bed now. I will sleep a peaceful sleep. Tomorrow is a bright new start !

Signed : a twig who refused to break :)
 
Dear X

Wow, you messed up royally. You pushed me one time too many and backed me into too many corners. You ignored me. Shamed me and broke my heart. You have ridiculed me and often forgotten about me.
What you didn't do is break me or change me. Anything you can dish out I will offer back as a gourmet meal. I am still smiling. I am this huge bright shining sun and you my dear are just an itty bitty rain cloud . I refuse to let you rain on my parade. I'm going to bed now. I will sleep a peaceful sleep. Tomorrow is a bright new start !

Signed : a twig who refused to break :)

*Big HUGS*
 
Dear X

Wow, you messed up royally. You pushed me one time too many and backed me into too many corners. You ignored me. Shamed me and broke my heart. You have ridiculed me and often forgotten about me.
What you didn't do is break me or change me. Anything you can dish out I will offer back as a gourmet meal. I am still smiling. I am this huge bright shining sun and you my dear are just an itty bitty rain cloud . I refuse to let you rain on my parade. I'm going to bed now. I will sleep a peaceful sleep. Tomorrow is a bright new start !

Signed : a twig who refused to break :)

(((((((( hugs ))))))))...you rock...:rose::rose:
 
Dear right kidney,

Get your shit together. I'll have you removed if you don't start playing nice. You've been warned!

Me.

Dear left kidney,

Sorry your twin is being an ass and making you do all the work. Feel free to kick R.Kidney in the kidney balls. Just do it while I'm on pain meds so it doesn't hurt too much.
You're my favorite.

Me.
 
Dear right kidney,

Get your shit together. I'll have you removed if you don't start playing nice. You've been warned!

Me.

Dear left kidney,

Sorry your twin is being an ass and making you do all the work. Feel free to kick R.Kidney in the kidney balls. Just do it while I'm on pain meds so it doesn't hurt too much.
You're my favorite.

Me.


Dear Kidneys...listen to her and do your part... or you will have to answer to me too...:D

Seriously though...Prayers and love for you for healing and better health dear one...Bless you...take good care of yourself and get lots of rest...:heart::heart::rose::rose:
 
Dear Moron,

Every time you start your truck your alarm goes off. Every. Time.

Normally people with anything resembling common sense or even courtesy would figure out why their alarm goes off every time they start their truck. You apparently lack both.

I can only hope some day your alarm stays on permanently, draining your battery at the most inopportune moment, at the furthest point from your home. Maybe then you'll stop being a lazy, inconsiderate git and fix the problem.

Wishing misfortune upon you
 
Dear 'B'

I know you stalk my Twitter. You've been doing it for years. You wait 6 months and contact me out of the blue and try and rekindle things based on some comment you perceive is about you.

They're not. And I meant what I said about never contacting me again.

Signed,

It was fun whilst it lasted. Occasionally.
 
Dear ones in pain,

I wish I could help each and every one of you with your sickness, death, broken hearts, wounded pride....or at the very least, give each and every one of you a hug and a hand to hold and shoulder to cry on. :heart:

Wishing comfort and strength to all of you
 
Dear Aunt Flo,

Enough already.

Signed, Midol is a girl's best friend





Dear dentist,

Please be gentle with me!

Signed, biggest weenie ever




Dear Daddy,

I could have used some extra love yesterday and today.

Signed, having a tough couple of days babydoll






Dear Liebling,

Are you on your way now or what!! Tired of waiting.

Signed, honeybun






Dear King's Cross lunch buddy,

Where the fuck are you. I miss our exchanges.

Signed, meet you by the stairs






Dear Tony and PK,

You both let me down. Very un-leo-like, both of you.

Signed, roaring alone






Dear Lit,

This is great, getting stuff off my chest!

Signed, feeling a bit lighter now :)
 
Dear Soon To Be Retired Secretary,

Please don't leave...You are one in a million....

Signed,
Your Most Appreciative Soon to Be Ex Boss But Forever Friend
 
Dear Irresponsible Dog owner,

If you are not going to take the time to properly care for your dog, don't buy one in the first place.

Irritated dog lover
 
Dear potential home buyers looking at the Bojangle's house. I loved the Bojangle's. I doubt we will ever get along because I'm still sulking.

Signed : Disliking you for no reason
 
Dear Stalker Mom,

We are not going to friends. Quit trying. You and your husband creep me out immensely. You asked too many favors too quickly and revealed way too much too soon. Quit texting me, messaging me on Facebook, and now reaching out to me on the school website. Like the book says, I'm just not that into you. . .

Unfriendly Mom
 
Dear School,

Guess what happens when you take away evening classes and everyone has to attend only in the day? That's right, a ton of us driving around the limited parking areas and no open spaces in sight. I had to actually drive back home after a 20 minute search revealed no parking...and I even looked in the areas I'm not allowed to park in. I had to get a ride back to school and arrange to be picked up. I was late to class. I'm NEVER late to class! Now I'm going to have to wake up even earlier....so not cool!
 
Dear X,

Now, I can truly dislike them without hearing anyone say anything!

Signed,

Not a fan!
 
Dear Nobody,

Why do you still talk to yourself? Even I don't care.

-Signed, Nev.
 
Three of the Four Musketeers,

Thank you for being you. We laugh ourselves silly within 15 minutes of being together, share, listen and even cry together. Thank you for being in my life and I look forward to every other weekend we get together.

The Fourth Musketeer
 
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