The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Garnate]

Monsieur Marmalade is the perfectest nickname ever.

He and Yossi either need a cooking show or a grunge band: The Quiche Excitor and Monsieur Marmalade Experience".

 

[bluebell]

Oh hot damn, that's my jam.

Let me excite your quiche, bluey. *lascivious grin*

No...

SAID NO ONE, EVER.

Excuse me, everyone. Yossi and I need to have a PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

Monsieur Marmalade is the perfectest nickname ever.

Gangrenous Franz and Monsieur Marmalade's...

House of Pain?
House of Sugar?
Palace of Pectin?
Saccharine Palatial Paradise?

I could go on for awhile because I'm ridiculous.

 

[unregistered]

 

[silver gurl]

So darn cold, that it is crazy. Can I nap until Spring?

 

[Tathagata]

Gangrenous Franz and Monsieur Marmalade's...

.

One Love Peace Jam
Flaming Pie Pets
Frying Circus
Kitchen of The Absurd

 

[pointless]

masturbating while law and order svu is playing in the background is not recommended.

 

[islandman]

Is it a clog or a partially frozen pipe?

TBD.

 

[RedAllan]

I think the bar maid in my local fancies me.

 

[butters]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=65390723&postcount=9

just... wtf!

 

[silver gurl]

From what I have been reading lately, I am guessing a frozen pipe. *hair dryer*

 

[islandman]

From what I have been reading lately, I am guessing a frozen pipe. *hair dryer*

Bless your home-hack ways.

 

[silver gurl]

You really have to worry, when the wall starts bulging and you can feel the pipe. Good times!

 

[lovetoread]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=65390723&postcount=9

just... wtf!

Sean refuses to do this with me.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I know where my hair dryer, is. *breath out, breath in*

 

[ryan8558]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=65390723&postcount=9

just... wtf!

I see a trip to the hospital in his future.

 

[Wings]

CSA that is just down the road from me! Hell to the yes, if I could plant my entire yard as a garden I would but buying into a CSA is second best.

 

[DesEsseintes]

yes yes yes yes yes - i'm many years older than you, monsieur marmalade, but even after all life did to convince me no surprise was good or good things to be trusted, when it happens it's the most wonderful, extraordinary, and comforting feeling. ever.

One day we will meet for tea, Butters. I will bring this post with me to identify myself, and it will definitely be my shout.

You are a very very good person, and deserve every happiness. I am so glad to think that you are going to have so much joy.

 

[bluebell]

You should because it's fun, but you may have hit it out of the park with option one.

Which sounds good until...

One Love Peace Jam
Flaming Pie Pets
Frying Circus
Kitchen of The Absurd

Tath shows up and everyone sees what "outside the box" thinking really looks like.
Clever, lovely, bastid.

 

[Saint Peter]

My Lab is farter than you smuckers.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Freakin' lawyers

 

[pointless]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlCTTAzKQRM

 

[artemesia_g]

Whoa.

I second this Whoa.

 

[rimmy]

No child should have to die, much less like he did...alone, afraid, confused and so cold. That story is going to haunt me for days.

If you're talking about that kid on Toronto it's been turning my stomach since I heard it.

Jesus. How big are your knackers?

LMAO

No...

SAID NO ONE, EVER.

Excuse me, everyone. Yossi and I need to have a PRIVATE CONVERSATION.


Gangrenous Franz and Monsieur Marmalade's...

House of Pain?
House of Sugar?
Palace of Pectin?
Saccharine Palatial Paradise?

I could go on for awhile because I'm ridiculous.

I'd go with House of Pain.

One Love Peace Jam
Flaming Pie Pets
Frying Circus
Kitchen of The Absurd

Cancel that. Kitchen of The Absurd is the one.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=65390723&postcount=9

just... wtf!

Holy Fuck. I have got to try that.

 

[neci]

holy shit! that's stew!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Mark Kermode, how I love thee!