The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[lovetoread]

On a different subject, I finally got past that freaking candy crush level.

Which means I passed Lorilei.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Memo to Fata - Who is Gata?

Tath!

 

[Lorilei]

Correct, of course. The Shamrock Shakes give you power. And diabeetus.


I'll wait to read about this in a Lance thread.

I laughed.

 

[Que]

Lol.. Apologies are unnecessary. I bust your balls all the time.. I'm not that sensitive... Obviously

Obviously insensitive in sensitive areas. If I were to wear your get-down I would think it would chafe between my balls...

 

[pointless]

Correct, of course. The Shamrock Shakes give you power. And diabeetus.

no. mostly it just gives me dairy farts.

 

[MonaLittle]

Tath!

I assumed it was either, Tath, Petey or (gulp) - KS...

I was praying it was not KS.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I assumed it was either, Tath, Petey or (gulp) - KS...

I was praying it was not KS.

Ignore for you.

 

[Killswitch]

Ignore for you.

It's her heads on the handle. For the time being anyhow.....

 

[bluebell]

I laughed.

That's why I pay you the big bucks.*




*Cheese and emojis

no. mostly it just gives me dairy farts.

HOT.*




*Butt-burners?

 

[Lorilei]

Mmmm, Havarti.....

 

[bluebell]

Mmmm, Havarti.....

Seconded.
They sell a Dietz & Watson roasted garlic cheddar at one of our grocery stores.
It's fab.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Mussssssssssscle Relaaaaaaaaxants......
*aaaah*

 

[pointless]

That's why I pay you the big bucks.*




*Cheese and emojis


HOT.*




*Butt-burners?

they're mostly just loud and smelly.

Mmmm, Havarti.....

with caraway seeds.

 

[Bacigalupo]

I freaking want a mcrib so bad right now.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-put-falcon-and-rabbit-same-room-together-what-h-1952?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

 

[cowslinger64]

Obviously insensitive in sensitive areas. If I were to wear your get-down I would think it would chafe between my balls...

I assume you mean the thong... I get ragged for it, which is fine... The funny thing is a woman with probably the best butt on lit made that for me, and it makes her smile. I'm good with that..


The fact that it pisses off fatassjerryinflorida is just a bonus.

 

[Lorilei]

Seconded.
They sell a Dietz & Watson roasted garlic cheddar at one of our grocery stores.
It's fab.

That's just evil.

 

[pointless]

ship it already, you bastards! i want my shit.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Sometimes you think the best thing in the whole universe might be snatched from you just as you had begun to weaken and allow yourself to believe. And sometimes, if you shut your eyes tight and cross your fingers and make wishes under your breath - just sometimes, when you open your eyes again, it's still there after all, and you can look at tomorrow with something other than despair.

 

[Que]

I assume you mean the thong... I get ragged for it, which is fine... The funny thing is a woman with probably the best butt on lit made that for me, and it makes her smile. I'm good with that..


The fact that it pisses off fatassjerryinflorida is just a bonus.

Yes, I read that the other day. I actually kind of like the story, truth be told.

 

[unregistered]

 

[butters]

Dear god, does that wankbiscuit ever shut the fuck up on here?

i prefer a good hobnob, meself

 

[butters]

Sometimes you think the best thing in the whole universe might be snatched from you just as you had begun to weaken and allow yourself to believe. And sometimes, if you shut your eyes tight and cross your fingers and make wishes under your breath - just sometimes, when you open your eyes again, it's still there after all, and you can look at tomorrow with something other than despair.

yes yes yes yes yes - i'm many years older than you, monsieur marmalade, but even after all life did to convince me no surprise was good or good things to be trusted, when it happens it's the most wonderful, extraordinary, and comforting feeling. ever.

 

[yossi]

Yossi's new user title: Quiche Exciter.

Oh hot damn, that's my jam.

Let me excite your quiche, bluey. *lascivious grin*

 

[unregistered]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yeeeesh.

The schmucks and shitstains sure get all froggy on Fridays, don't they?

Hmmmm...kinda like that term.

Froggy Fridays. Gots a good ring to it!