The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[MonaLittle]

THIS IS HOW MY FATHER TEXTS ME:

HI BLUEBELL...HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL
MAKE SURE YOU EAT ORANGES SINCE YOU ARE SICK,
THEY ARE GOOD VITAMIN C...
BY THE WAY THE CAT DIED. TALK TO YOU SOON, LDAD.

hahaha!! This should be part of some kind of satirical blog post.

 

[MonaLittle]

It's my dad's fault.

Oh, come now. We can think of somebody better than your Dad to blame. There's an endless list of scapegoats around here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/1414507987159-tumblr_msywaaW6Fk1shbcplo1_500_zpsdkvf8r94.gif

 

[Garnate]

I really hate when you do that. I took the time to explain things and it was even funny. I'm saving it for when you stop this madness so you can read it. How can I even fake argue with you when you do that?

 

[bluebell]

Oh, come now. We can think of somebody better than your Dad to blame. There's an endless list of scapegoats around here.

I dunno. I kinda like the idea of blaming my dad. He's an engineer who was once vehemently against texting and now that he does it, it all comes out in caps, which look angry but aren't.

Sometimes only caps will do.

Like when you're telling people you're a GODDAMN DELIGHT and you like to YELL at people on the internet. Like me.

 

[pointless]

Why is everybody yelling.

they're jealous of my ability to bounce balls off of my ceiling.

 

[cowslinger64]

THIS IS HOW MY FATHER TEXTS ME:

HI BLUEBELL...HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL
MAKE SURE YOU EAT ORANGES SINCE YOU ARE SICK,
THEY ARE GOOD VITAMIN C...
BY THE WAY THE CAT DIED. TALK TO YOU SOON, LDAD.

Lol..

I texted my dad for his birthday a couple years ago..


Happy Birthday PA, love ya man!

His reply...

The race is on at 1:30.

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Lol!

 

[Not Normal]

Why is everybody yelling.

Bluey and I are trying to figure out the all caps posting thing... it's very strange in how the software works.

 

[Fata Morgana]

they're jealous of my ability to bounce balls off of my ceiling.

Jesus. How big are your knackers?

 

[Lorilei]

I'm so thankful my dad doesn't text or Facebook.

 

[lovetoread]

Jesus. How big are your knackers?

Ok, I laughed.

Like out loud.

 

[pointless]

pretty damned.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I bet it's cos you soak 'em in lighter fluid.

 

[MonaLittle]

I dunno. I kinda like the idea of blaming my dad. He's an engineer who was once vehemently against texting and now that he does it, it all comes out in caps, which look angry but aren't.

Sometimes only caps will do.

Like when you're telling people you're a GODDAMN DELIGHT and you like to YELL at people on the internet. Like me.

lol... My Mom used to txt , very slowly may I add, with all caps until we finally clued her in that it was rude.

they're jealous of my ability to bounce balls off of my ceiling.

Blue Balls!

Bluey and I are trying to figure out the all caps posting thing... it's very strange in how the software works.

It sonds very passive aggresive, NN.

 

[MonaLittle]

I'm so thankful my dad doesn't text or Facebook.

It's most likely only a matter of time before he starts. He'll be calling you with questions. Be prepared.

 

[pointless]

no, no, no. violent masturbation.

and they're closer to pink. they need more sun.

 

[bluebell]

they're jealous of my ability to bounce balls off of my ceiling.

Ball-jostler!

Lol..

I texted my dad for his birthday a couple years ago..


Happy Birthday PA, love ya man!

His reply...

The race is on at 1:30.

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Lol!

Haha!

Bluey and I are trying to figure out the all caps posting thing... it's very strange in how the software works.

It's my dad's fault.

 

[bluebell]

lol... My Mom used to txt , very slowly may I add, with all caps until we finally clued her in that it was rude.

That is cute.
I will never tell him. Ever. I hope he does it FOREVER!

no, no, no. violent masturbation.

and they're closer to pink. they need more sun.

Somehow we always wind up talking about your junk in the blurt thread, which is always a plus in my book.

With or without lawnmower.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear god, does that wankbiscuit ever shut the fuck up on here?

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear god, does that wankbiscuit ever shut the fuck up on here?

My dear, sweet, Friend - this applies to soooooo many here. Soooo many.

 

[pointless]

snowblower. it's more seasonally appropriate.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My dear, sweet, Friend - this applies to soooooo many here. Soooo many.

Christ you're not wrong lass.

Where's Mr Gata tonight? I want to poke him with something and laugh manically.

 

[lovetoread]

Its been 2 freaking years.

 

[Lorilei]

It's most likely only a matter of time before he starts. He'll be calling you with questions. Be prepared.

Nooooooo!

 

[islandman]

Since the last time you've had a McRib sandwich?

That is far, far too long of a time.