Dear X

[availableslave2u]

dear pain,
what the hell happened? i thought we had found a way to coexist. i've been taking steps to keep you at bay and you've been doing great leaving me the hell alone. why did you decide to show up again tonight and be so mean to me? i don't know if it's because you've been so good lately, but you hurt so fucking bad tonight. please go back to whatever rock you crawled out under and leave me alone. if you won't do that, i certainly hope that the pain pills kick in very quickly.
signed,
fuuuuuccccckkkkkkk, that hurts

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear X,

I gotta hand it to you, you know how to work it. Guilt is a powerful weapon. Wish I had your skills.

Signed,

Don't get me riled up, though, I get mean when I'm angry

 

[fathom7]

Dear Roid Guy:

Here's the thing. When you get an exit row in the aircraft it doesn't mean you get extra width to spread out those pumped up shoulders of yours. No -- what it means is that there is more legroom. I know that your under-5 ft 7 inch frame really doesn't need that since the seat cushion is nearly at the back of your knees as it is -- so for those of us who cannot have their femurs surgically shortened -- give us a break and go sit somewhere else!. I mean really -- take the middle seat so you can spread the beef around and ooze whatever excess chemicals are pouring out of your skin elsewhere. Like maybe an aisle seat so you can wipe down on the cart the flight attendants are pushing up the aisle rather than occupy all three seats in the row with that slimy, chemically altered ooze. The legroom is clearly not the issue for you so find a means by which you can expand in a direction that does not cause the people on either side of you to seek a hazmat truck once arriving at the final destination.

Thanks.

F7

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear Whipper,

I'm doing my damnest to keep things flowing smoothly. Yes, there have been freak occurrences throwing a monkey wrench into things. Yes, plans get changed at the last second- I'm not doing it on purpose. I'm not trying to fuck up your day or made things harder on you- so drop the attitude. I'm not asking for you to be grateful or bow down before- just stop taking every little annoyance out on me.


-Not your whipping girl

 

[may_I_please]

Dear eldest child 'o' mine

I love you, but sometimes I think you're simply not going to make it through your teens.

You might wanna be careful where you're pointing that attitude.

Just sayin'

Your ever-loving mum

 

[jameslewis]

Dear Drama
There is enough real trouble going around. I don't understand the need to stir up shit, just to have shit stirred up. Who has time for that?
Trying to keep above it.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Mom,

I miss you, but you already know that.

I love our dreams together, thank you.

I'm here on Lit killing time, and it makes me laugh and cry.

You were always so funny about this place, I love that we could share openly.

I always smile at your reaction about a friend's father's description on who he resembled... the look on your face and oh and mm was priceless.

 

[Sundayschild]

Best wishes TL

 

[badjanus]

Dear X.
I'm sure I know what you was thinking when you wore those shorts to the gym Just like what's his face from the telly but, reality wasn't that kind
Reality dealt you a cruel hand and Lots of motivation to work out harder.

Yours,

Sort that mofo shit out brother.

 

[TongueLust]

Best wishes TL

 

[missmaddy]

Dear Bra,

Thank you for your offer of support but unfortunately I find that I seldom need you. How I wish I could fill your cup with bouncing happiness and overflowing generosity but alas it was not meant to be...

Itty Bitty

 

[badjanus]

Dear Bra,

Thank you for your offer of support but unfortunately I find that I seldom need you. How I wish I could fill your cup with bouncing happiness and overflowing generosity but alas it was not meant to be...

Itty Bitty

Dear Itty Bitty,
I am sorry you feel let down. I can however, supply warming hands at no particular cost to yourself.

Yours
Mutually Beneficial

 

[missmaddy]

Dear Itty Bitty,
I am sorry you feel let down. I can however, supply warming hands at no particular cost to yourself.

Yours
Mutually Beneficial

Lol... only in your dreams Mr. Beneficial.

 

[MSH2]

Dear Humans,

Please feel free to fuck right off at any point. Like now. I really have had enough of you fuckers making things as difficult as possible and yelling at me about it. FUCK YOU. No really, with a fucking baseball bat with nails in it.

Unkind regards,

Me

 

[elli1]

Dear Humans,

Please feel free to fuck right off at any point. Like now. I really have had enough of you fuckers making things as difficult as possible and yelling at me about it. FUCK YOU. No really, with a fucking baseball bat with nails in it.

Unkind regards,

Me

*boobie flash*

 

[MSH2]

*boobie flash*

Dear boobs,

You can stay

 

[elli1]

Dear boobs,

You can stay

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear x,

*sigh*

Sighing me....

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear former friend...

You are the worst kind of friend. When I took the chance of introducing you to a mutual friend, I didn't believe my friendship w/ you would be the price I would have to pay. It really sucks. I'm not jealous that you like who I introduced you to...but do you know how much it hurts when I'm making the effort to stay your friend meanwhile you choose to chase my friend as tho you're a dog trying to sniff another dog's ass?
You think I'm jealous of her? That's laughable! Put it this way...there are more traits I have she will readily admit she wishes she had...in fact she's admitted it to me!

Go ahead keep telling yourself you love her. You don't know a damn thing about how she uses the "we're just friends" ploy w/ every guy who takes her out. Since you're too stupid to see the writing on the wall...this heartbreak is on you.

Would've kept you from being hurt...me

Dear other "friend"

I hesitate to call you friend b/c you're not acting like one. Please step up and show some class and decency in how you treat others. Enough w/ the "we're just friends ploy" just so you can see how many guys will spend their money on you. It's repulsive. If you have already admitted to so many of your closer girl friends that you can't see yourself in a long term relationship w/ a guy then WHY do you continue seeing the guy?!?!?! You know the truth and the truth is you're lonely, you're way too picky about traits you want a guy to have (yet you don't want the guy judging you for stuff you can't control) and you judge a guys worth based on what money he spends on you. Sweetie none of that is love! Don't be vicious w/ guys in your game and then play victim when they see the truth.
The truth is you do NOT like the guy I mistakenly introduced you to. You only like that he spends his money on you, and that he's good arm candy for you to be seen with. He's your backup plan when all the other guys wake up and know a semi-pretty face can't mask the ugly truth of a game player. You deserve to be single!

Trying to stay your friend...Me


Dear Guys-

If you want to avoid heartbreak here's an idea. If a woman you date states she wants to "date other guys" and you're just "friends" learn to take it at face value.
Okay since you're just friends tell her you're not comfortable paying for her. Tell her that's reserved to whom you're in a relationship with. If it pisses her off you'll know she never seriously liked you.

You're welcome - me

 

[Thandi]

Dear X

You can be a real dick at times.

Me

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear X

You can be a real dick at times.

Me

Dear X,

You are what you eat.

~ me

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear ugh...

So you don't want to date me but you are curious about the guy I'm seeing? Oh and so desperate that you go into my roommates room in the attempt to hear what me & my guyfriend are doing in my room...you're a dirty perv. That's okay you're just jealous.

I got it, you want it...Me

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear X-

Seriously? You too? What is it with you men and your relentless pursuit of booby pics? Do you realize how many men I've put on ignore for that? Back the hell off, already.

Signed,

What you see is all you get Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear X-

Seriously? You too? What is it with you men and your relentless pursuit of booby pics? Do you realize how many men I've put on ignore for that? Back the hell off, already.

Signed,

What you see is all you get Litster

Yeah...me, too. I admit it. I can't help it.

 

[JennyNo1]

Yeah...me, too. I admit it. I can't help it.

Oh, well, if it's YOU ...