give unsolicited advice to the person above you

[blazin24]

if you ever plan on cooking meth, don't piss Gus off

just keep rubbing it until something comes out

 

[blazin24]

invest in cocaine instead. lots of well-earning, functional cocaine users/addicts out there

sleep will not solve all your problems, but not sleeping will create new ones

 

[Little_Sister]

sleep will not solve all your problems, but not sleeping will create new ones

Masturbation is better than a sleeping pill when you can't sleep.

 

[RickTango]

Masturbation is better than a sleeping pill when you can't sleep.

Mutual masturbation makes you sleep longer

 

[Little_Sister]

Mutual masturbation makes you sleep longer

Masturbation makes you live longer.

 

[RickTango]

Masturbation makes you live longer.

Let's add some time to your life span

 

[Little_Sister]

Let's add some time to your life span

I would but you would have a heart attack and I would feel guilty for killing you.

 

[Sundayschild]

I would but you would have a heart attack and I would feel guilty for killing you.

I can't think of many better ways to go....

 

[elli1]

I can't think of many better ways to go....

don't go yet

 

[Little_Sister]

don't go yet

Just because I have not said it in like.... forever

Restart your AmPic thread please. Or a new one. I am easy.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

don't go yet

a really great cleaner for your teeth is toothpaste

 

[elli1]

Just because I have not said it in like.... forever

Restart your AmPic thread please. Or a new one. I am easy.

save images on your laptop before they disappear again

 

[Sundayschild]

save images on your laptop before they disappear again

That's cheating....

 

[elli1]

That's cheating....

nope, that's clever

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

nope, that's clever

camel toe can be life threatening with the right mix of velour and friction

 

[blazin24]

camel toe can be life threatening with the right mix of velour and friction

let me save your life

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

let me save your life

ass is the new tits

 

[Little_Sister]

ass is the new tits

Don't wear a sports bra all day. It will make your tits ache.

 

[RickTango]

Don't wear a sports bra all day. It will make your tits ache.

Give out heart attacks freely

 

[Little_Sister]

Give out heart attacks freely

If you see a thread titled "Girl, 22" I would bet $$$ the person on the other end of the YIM is a guy.

 

[blazin24]

If you see a thread titled "Girl, 22" I would bet $$$ the person on the other end of the YIM is a guy.

semen is a natural way of teeth whitening

 

[Little_Sister]

semen is a natural way of teeth whitening

Always buy a groupon. Don't pay full price for teeth whitening.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

If you see a thread titled "Girl, 22" I would bet $$$ the person on the other end of the YIM is a guy.

don't forget: she's BORED

be still my puss

 

[Little_Sister]

don't forget: she's BORED

be still my puss

Nothing turns me on as much as someone whining about being BORED. Go masturbate or learn to knit or both at the same time.

 

[RickTango]

Nothing turns me on as much as someone whining about being BORED. Go masturbate or learn to knit or both at the same time.

All this talk about masturbation...I think it's time to do not talk