give unsolicited advice to the person above you

[MSH2]

don't stare at your SO's mum's ass

Dont get caught staring at your SO's mum's ass, especially not by your SO

 

[elli1]

Dont get caught staring at your SO's mum's ass, especially not by your SO

or your SO's dad

 

[MSH2]

or your SO's dad

Also, dont get caught staring at yoru SO's grandparents bums that doesnt go down well at the retirement home

 

[elli1]

Also, dont get caught staring at yoru SO's grandparents bums that doesnt go down well at the retirement home

don't pilfer your granny's pills

 

[MSH2]

don't pilfer your granny's pills

Why not? I had a cracking set of bewbies to play with till they wore off

 

[elli1]

Why not? I had a cracking set of bewbies to play with till they wore off

pilfer your grandpa's pills instead

 

[LizVegas79]

Friday nights seem like a great time to be on Lit!

 

[Little_Sister]

winter is no excuse not to shave

 

[ozrod]

Waxing is the new shaving

 

[blazin24]

Waxing is the new shaving

only you can prevent pubic forest fires

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

only you can prevent pubic forest fires

please be a considerate neighbor. either talk loudly enough that I can hear all your dirt, or STFU

 

[blazin24]

please be a considerate neighbor. either talk loudly enough that I can hear all your dirt, or STFU

don't wax it all. leave a landing strip

 

[elli1]

don't wax it all. leave a landing strip

don't land on my property

 

[blazin24]

don't land on my property

if you weren't happy with yesterday, try something different today

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

if you weren't happy with yesterday, try something different today

oral should be part of almost every encounter

 

[blazin24]

oral should be part of almost every encounter

oral sex is the new goodnight kiss

 

[elli1]

oral sex is the new goodnight kiss

after oral sex with your gf, brush your teeth before kissing your wife

 

[blazin24]

after oral sex with your gf, brush your teeth before kissing your wife

if you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut

 

[Miasorrow]

if you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut

Using both hands can prove useful.

 

[RickTango]

Using both hands can prove useful.

Take your panties off

 

[Little_Sister]

Take your panties off

Keep your panties on

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Keep your panties on

if you ever plan on cooking meth, don't piss Gus off

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

if you ever plan on cooking meth, don't piss Gus off

leave your straws & pipes at home.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

if you ever plan on cooking meth, don't piss Gus off

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/758/Rape-Ewok-PREPARE-YOUR-ANUS.jpg

 

[elli1]

if you ever plan on cooking meth, don't piss Gus off

invest in cocaine instead. lots of well-earning, functional cocaine users/addicts out there