Dear X

[Little_Sister]

Dear Yahoo,

What a vile drink you are. I remember drinking you up when I was a kid. So I decided to buy one today on a whim. You are like watered down chocolate milk. I am so disappointed in myself as a kid because I liked you so much and you taste like caca.

Signed,

Tummy rumbles.

Dear Clown,

All of your talk of deuces and scat and now chocolate milk with a side of caca really makes me more than just a little bit nauseous.

Signed,
Queasy

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clown,

All of your talk of deuces and scat and now chocolate milk with a side of caca really makes me more than just a little bit nauseous.

Signed,
Queasy

Dear Queasy,

The duece was glorious. It made me smile Yoohoo treats like shit. I can't help that.

Signed,

Well try and keep my poop to myself.

 

[MausAss]

Dear Queasy,

The duece was glorious. It made me smile Yoohoo treats like shit. I can't help that.

Signed,

Well try and keep my poop to myself.

Dear, trying to keep your poop to yourself.

That sounds dangerous. We're pooping for a reason. Please, continue to take dumps when you feel the need to.

Signed,

Worried litster

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear, trying to keep your poop to yourself.

That sounds dangerous. We're pooping for a reason. Please, continue to take dumps when you feel the need to.

Signed,

Worried litster

Dear worried,

Thank you for your understanding and concerns. Some people just don't understand the joys of the ghost shit. As someone who usually has to use half a roll of TP to wipe his ass, the ghost shit or one wiper is a lovely lovely event.

Signed,

Ain't no shame in my game

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear kid next door,

I'm sorry about giving you a dirty look. But you really, REALLY should not sneak up on someone and point a gun at them. Yeah, it was a toy- but you're my height and scared me. My first reaction was to kick the gun hand. So.. yeah, please play in your backyard and not in the bushes of my yard.

-Scares easily

 

[availableslave2u]

dear sleep,
while i appreciate the few hours you come visit me, it would be grand if you came and stayed all night long. what do you say we give it a try one night soon? just give it a shot. if you don't like it, we'll go back to your way, but i have a feeling that you might just enjoy the all night thing as much as i would. i promise you a few dirty dreams and i just must thrill you, and my man, with a middle of the night blow job show.
signed,
tired and awake

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Tired And Awake,

I also feel the same way.

Signed,
Also Tired and Awake

 

[availableslave2u]

dear also tired and awake,
i'm sorry you're in the same boat. i see you are very worried enola, pennsylvania. perhaps it's the worrying that's keeping you awake? dance like no one is watching, laugh like no one is listening and give yourself a huge hug and maybe that will help with the worrying. if not, come on over....i'm going to make cookie dough pretty soon!
signed,
yummy in the tummy

 

[sweetmelody93]

Dear X
I don't know why you've been avoiding me these past few months. I would really love to know so we can work things out.


C.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Yummy In The Tummy,

Yes, I am worried about my dad. To many things to take care off. Too many thoughts and not enough drugs.

Mmmmmm, cookie dough.

Signed,
Wants Some Cookie Dough, Too

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Yummy In The Tummy,

Yes, I am worried about my dad. To many things to take care off. Too many thoughts and not enough drugs.

Mmmmmm, cookie dough.

Signed,
Wants Some Cookie Dough, Too

Dear Twinkle,

Do you know you're on the PG?

Signed,
Cookie Dough Druggie

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Cookie Dough Druggie,

Yes, I am aware. The GB is boring me right now and my mind is needing something softer to read.

Signed
Still Wishing For Sleep

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Cookie Dough Druggie,

Yes, I am aware. The GB is boring me right now and my mind is needing something softer to read.

Signed
Still Wishing For Sleep

Dear Wishing,

Welcome. {{{hug}}}

Signed,
Lullaby-Loving Litster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_lK41kC15g

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Honey Sweetheart

You're always such a doll!

Signed,
I'll Be Okay

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Okay Kitten,

Good.

Signed,
Happy-to-hear-it Honey

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear all of Lit,

What I'm really wondering is why there isn't a pre-cum thread. Or is there and I'm just missing it?!

Sincerely,
Seeking Answers

Is that a request, Madam Shine?

 

[RickTango]

Dear pre cum expert,

That's one if my favorite topics. I would subscribe
Frenulum thread is pretty close to hitting the mark.
Signed
Pre cum is better than No cum

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Sleep,

Only one hour?? What happened? Did I snore to loud? Hog the covers? Why did you wander off and not come back? Next time I'm giving you direction so you'll come back quicker. I promise not to snore and hog the covers, okay?

Yours Hopefully,
Exhausted Twinkles

 

[TongueLust]

Dear UPS man,

Hurry the fuck up with my package.


Signed,

Impatient and excited.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Orange Juice,

What is your issue with toothpaste? What did toothpaste ever do to you? Please remind me to never drink you just after brushing my teeth again.

Signed,

Bitter Juice Face

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Sweet Sleep,

Thank you for coming back to me and staying. You and I did really well but I'm still needing you again. Hope you got my directions and come back to visit me really soon. I need the rest.

Signed,
Got Sleep But Need More

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear future ex,

Fuck you!

signed,

Me

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear future ex,

Fuck you!

signed,

Me

Dear SG,

Every day you are closer to having him out of your life.

Then the best revenge is being happy.

Hang in there,
S.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Sweet Sleep,

I appreciate what you did earlier and I'm hoping the medication I took will reintroduce us again. All I ask is for you to bring me dreams of things that twinkle and sparkle. Unicorns work well. Thanks!

Signed,
Opening The Door For More Sleep

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear X,

Just not sure anymore. I am thinking it is more trouble than it's worth.

Signed,

Feeling better about this decision